Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[sum ting wong]

Some clips from the video above, all from the linked time to about 10 minutes forward. They're talking about twitch thots/simps so the dynamic is a bit different (lonely dudes sending money to twitch thots) but seems pretty relevant.

... no simps, you can't simp, can't do it ...

... I don't think women should do that, I think it's destructive I think you're cheapening yourself ...

... simpery is a problem in general in life ...

... we gotta tell men what the fuck are you doing spending your money on this and then women, what the fuck are you doing to yourself ...

Keep in mind these clips are in the context of twitch thots being paid by simps, so not sure if it's better or worse that this time the thots are the ones paying.

BONUS:

 

[AnOminous]

Nick got toasted last night and was posting in his locals. He says "he's only had sex with one woman" the previous messages, well they say the exact opposite. He's also addressed all the issues and is "good".

"There's a reason no one runs an online community like you."

Except plenty of people do. Enough that there's a name for them. They're called lolcows. Nick is now running his "community" (to be generous with the term) like keffals. It's based around deviance and degeneracy.

 

[Anticipointment]

On Nick’s birthday stream Dick announced he will be doing a live Road Rage show in Philadelphia on April 22nd. Nick says quite emphatically that he will be at that show and he will either drag Lady Rackets along or leave her behind. The way he says it implies that she would not willingly want to go but Nick is going regardless of her feelings about it.

What happened at a previous Road Rage that would make her feel this way?

Rekieta’s wife is honestly his only skeleton, to name one thing that I know hasn’t been mentioned at a previous road rage she had to be talked down off a roof/balcony while drunk the day before the show.

Rekieta seems to have followed in Jf’s footsteps a bit. But at least he doesn’t feel the need to show her off to his viewers like a show pony, or at least less often.

Apologies if the quote above is acting up, here’s a screenshot for better reference.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

I feel like Nick is somehow gonna make this recent lolsuit somehow not funny. A schizo-retard who fucks melons is suing him and I still think that he'll fumble the bag. Oh how the mighty have fallen, NoseBros

 

[Strix454]

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Life in that house must be total hell. If it follows the typical pattern, the wife is pilling herself into oblivion on a regular basis as her escape. And their homeschooled kids are just trapped. This is normal to them. They don't even have the normal escape of being at school during the day.
The only good thing here is that Dad spends so much time chatting with his beat-up secondhand whores and his simp guys that maybe he leaves the kids alone. Because an absent parent is always the better option over dealing with a constantly drunk parent.

 

[Retink Retunk]

It's annoying that Nick takes people telling him this whole porn thing is a bad idea as if people are forbidding him from doing anything sexual in his free time. I don't care what he does in his free time, and there's nothing I can do, or want to actively do, to stop him from what he's doing now. But, I'll say this much for Nick's sake, the problem is that when porn takes root in a community it's impossible to weed out, and it will always turn into troon and bbc shit, just look at 4Chan. It's absolutely cancerous and it will just continue to spiral until one day Nick wakes up, and his whole community is composed of people like Keffals, Duncan, and other retarded degenerates and his old fan base, as well as any normal person, doesn't want to go near the cesspit.

I still hope Nick can pull up and out of this before that happens, but him doubling down to be contrarian is just going to lead to him ending up being subservient to the very people he hates. I know he thinks that won't happen, because he thinks he can just walk away once that happens, but that shit is a stain that is hard to escape and if he thinks those troons are annoying now, imagine when they have shit from when he ends up in their retard spiral because they always make sure to get dirt on their victims.

how fucking much does he drink holy shit

As this keeps going on, I grow more concerned for his kids. Nick seems to spend more time getting hammered with whisky and/or thirsting over his wine mom harem than being an actual father to his kids.

I can't imagine how he's doing in the morning and throughout the day. The hangovers are probably enough to make him jittery until he gets on stream and starts drinking again, and probably contributing to the sex shit as that's a dopamine hit that distracts from the negative effects of heavy drinking.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick pretending his actions are unprecedented is laughable.

I'm sure there's a Disney's Gaston parody in there somewhere, but I'll leave that to the more lyrically gifted.

 

[TyrasGuard]

It's annoying that Nick takes people telling him this whole porn thing is a bad idea as if people are forbidding him from doing anything sexual in his free time. I don't care what he does in his free time, and there's nothing I can do, or want to actively do, to stop him from what he's doing now. But, I'll say this much for Nick's sake, the problem is that when porn takes root in a community it's impossible to weed out, and it will always turn into troon and bbc shit, just look at 4Chan

His sex life is going to end up looking like the front page of /gif/ which is a fucking catastrophe. The fliggu giggu threads are probably the most sane of them all.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

How interesting he would say that considering:

1. Kayla's tits don't look like that
2. He denies she's had a boob job

Those seem like contradictory things until you realize he's lying about one of them.

Probably used that trust money on wet nurses.

 

[Potatoherder]

So last nights rumble wasn't horrible and as i said previous he was interacting with the chat more and even after the guest left. He tend to interact with the chat more if the guest does. Did a fun watchparty of random internet videos at the end. 19 rumblerants came in for a total of $127. Can't tell if that is good or not without more data.

As for claiming victory after a simple cleanup of his granny porn site it shows you he is still super pissed. He is flat out trying to rewrite history for which has been fully documented. People weren't mad at jokes; they were grossed out a 42 year old man felt the need to force his sex life on unwilling participants. He is the boss who talks about how good he is at sex and how big his penis is to the secretary and gets fired for sexual harassment.

Helpful guide for Nick for jokes vs sex talk:
joke: asking 'balls or no balls' to someone who isn't apart of the internet culture.
gross sex talk: "I railed my wife in the ass with a balldo and it felt soooooooo good. You guys are so jealous of me and my awesome sex!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

the problem is that when porn takes root in a community it's impossible to weed out, and it will always turn into troon and bbc shit, just look at 4Chan. It's absolutely cancerous and it will just continue to spiral until one day Nick wakes up, and his whole community is composed of people like Keffals, Duncan, and other retarded degenerates

You just described exactly my feelings on this clown show and the problems letting it fester is gonna cause down the line.
Surprisingly whether Nick wants to admit it or not, a lot of the people laughing at him and warning him are doing so because we've watched this sad fucking disgrace many times before and seen how it plays out.
And the guy presiding over it always knows better and doesn't have to take advice from "randos" who are "jealous" shit I just had a flashback to telling LowTax that if he kept fucking with trannies and letting them have their way and shit up his site eventually it'd be them fucking  him and look what happened to SA.
Granted this isn't the same but the principle stands, abandon the people that got you where you were because you don't like what they're telling you, in favor of coom brained degenerates who kiss your ass and tell you that you shit gold and you're doing great as you describe using ball dildos on your wife, eventually the people who didn't come for the degenerate shit get tired and move on, and then all you're left with are the weirdos and when it all falls apart, those weirdos turn out to not have been as True and Honest fans as they made out.
Of course we're just all idiots, not like we've watched dozens of people turn into lolcows over the years and can see the signs.

 

[Retink Retunk]

You just described exactly my feelings on this clown show and the problems letting it fester is gonna cause down the line.
Surprisingly whether Nick wants to admit it or not, a lot of the people laughing at him and warning him are doing so because we've watched this sad fucking disgrace many times before and seen how it plays out.
And the guy presiding over it always knows better and doesn't have to take advice from "randos" who are "jealous" shit I just had a flashback to telling LowTax that if he kept fucking with trannies and letting them have their way and shit up his site eventually it'd be them fucking  him and look what happened to SA.
Granted this isn't the same but the principle stands, abandon the people that got you where you were because you don't like what they're telling you, in favor of coom brained degenerates who kiss your ass and tell you that you shit gold and you're doing great as you describe using ball dildos on your wife, eventually the people who didn't come for the degenerate shit get tired and move on, and then all you're left with are the weirdos and when it all falls apart, those weirdos turn out to not have been as True and Honest fans as they made out.
Of course we're just all idiots, not like we've watched dozens of people turn into lolcows over the years and can see the signs.

It's happened to so many communities and creators at this point, and the only ones who managed to curb it were ones who cut it off early and kept it private after the initial shock wore off, instead of doubling down on it.

I know Nick, like every other person in his position, thinks he's different and unique, that he's just the cool guy having cool sex that people are jealous of, but I can assure you that when Jack Murphy wrote his weird cuck article as a PUA, he wasn't thinking that it was some embarrassing bullshit, he thought he was having that amazing Balldo sex that he needed to share with everyone.

And the sad thing is, if Jack Murphy just had the humility to admit it was a dumb idea and that he wasn't thinking straight when he did it, instead of doubling down like Nick is now, he could have probably still had his grift going full force without all of his weird porn being leaked. Hell, the reason his gay porn leaked was because someone who was a fan of his and his porn got upset.

 

[Potatoherder]

It's happened to so many communities and creators at this point, and the only ones who managed to curb it were ones who cut it off early and kept it private after the initial shock wore off, instead of doubling down on it.

I know Nick, like every other person in his position, thinks he's different and unique, that he's just the cool guy having cool sex that people are jealous of, but I can assure you that when Jack Murphy wrote his weird cuck article as a PUA, he wasn't thinking that it was some embarrassing bullshit, he thought he was having that amazing Balldo sex that he needed to share with everyone.

And the sad thing is, if Jack Murphy just had the humility to admit it was a dumb idea and that he wasn't thinking straight when he did it, instead of doubling down like Nick is now, he could have probably still had his grift going full force without all of his weird porn being leaked. Hell, the reason his gay porn leaked was because someone who was a fan of his and his porn got upset.

I also find it funny Nick claims people are trying to cancel him for his coomer shit yet he flat out did life ruination on Jack Murphy for coomer shit. Life ruination was something Nick claimed he was flatly against.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So last nights rumble wasn't horrible and as i said previous he was interacting with the chat more and even after the guest left. He tend to interact with the chat more if the guest does. Did a fun watchparty of random internet videos at the end. 19 rumblerants came in for a total of $127. Can't tell if that is good or not without more data.

As for claiming victory after a simple cleanup of his granny porn site it shows you he is still super pissed. He is flat out trying to rewrite history for which has been fully documented. People weren't mad at jokes; they were grossed out a 42 year old man felt the need to force his sex life on unwilling participants. He is the boss who talks about how good he is at sex and how big his penis is to the secretary and gets fired for sexual harassment.

Helpful guide for Nick for jokes vs sex talk:
joke: asking 'balls or no balls' to someone who isn't apart of the internet culture.
gross sex talk: "I railed my wife in the ass with a balldo and it felt soooooooo good. You guys are so jealous of me and my awesome sex!"

Per Playboard, he made $333 off super chats on Youtube for last night's stream, and the stream there only lasted for 1/3 of the length of time as the Rumble one.

So not only did he make 2.62x more on Youtube, Youtube super chats are coming in at a clip of 7.86x that of Rumble super chats.

This is extremely brutal math which illustrates why many "social media experts" speculated that it was impossible to negotiate an exclusivity deal with Rumble that made sense for both parties.

 

[Captain Manning]

I also find it funny Nick claims people are trying to cancel him for his coomer shit yet he flat out did life ruination on Jack Murphy for coomer shit. Life ruination was something Nick claimed he was flatly against.

I don't think Nick is vehemently for or against anything unless it affects him or something he can milk money out of.

Consider that his own Locals chat was asking him if they should flag people critical of him, and he said he doesn't care one way or the other. If he actually held an anti-cancellation position, he would have told them that flagging is faggot shit. Instead, we just get more lolbertarian hand waving.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I don't think Nick is vehemently for or against anything unless it affects him or something he can milk money out of.

Consider that his own Locals chat was asking him if they should flag people critical of him, and he said he doesn't care one way or the other. If he actually held an anti-cancellation position, he would have told them that flagging is faggot shit. Instead, we just get more lolbertarian hand waving.

That checks out, since he also told them to knock it off once he realized that his tacit approval of the flagging had gotten clipped and he was taking flak for it.

 

[fluxeon]

To be fair, Jack Murphy would have gotten away with his degenerate perversions if he didn't attack Sydney Watson live. It was quite shocking when he did that.
Nick hasn't attacked Elissa or Claire.
Nick and Jack could be best buds now, sharing tips on ball-dos, hairy ass analingus, cucking and wife swapping. He lost out and bought a GT500 instead.

 

[Kopasea]

Nick hasn't attacked Elissa or Claire.

Well, he kind of has. Nothing egregious, but basically called them uggos and shitty. But he could easily claim he was "JOKING" when he said that... geez, can't the farms just let people have fun?

 

[MySonDavid]

Consider that his own Locals chat was asking him if they should flag people critical of him, and he said he doesn't care one way or the other.

Nick should be very disturbed about even being in a position where people in the "community" (gross) he has created are asking him for internet war orders. If you find yourself in that position, you have fucked up. Don't discord and stream, folks. It always leads you here.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I don't think Nick is vehemently for or against anything unless it affects him or something he can milk money out of.

Consider that his own Locals chat was asking him if they should flag people critical of him, and he said he doesn't care one way or the other. If he actually held an anti-cancellation position, he would have told them that flagging is faggot shit. Instead, we just get more lolbertarian hand waving.

Sometimes I feel like we really don't know how Nick truly feels about anything. For all we know he was acting one way (like when he was shitting on coomers for coomer shit) because it got him money.

Now it just feels like everything he does is disingenuous. Not even lolbertarian hand waving, just flat out disingenuous because his main priority isn't keeping up appearances, it's furthering his career and "enjoying life to the fullest" with whatever weird coomer shit he does.