Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
This is way worse then even 90 day fiance.
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Look how far she has to twist her body to try and appear shorter. :story: Pantsu has also visiblie aged since we last saw her she went from looking early 30's to mid 40's real quick. Saddest part is how little of a fuck Ralph gave still in sweatpants and cardigan.
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No I believe you Ralph that looks like the shittest cheapest dress available, it looks like you binged wedding dress and took the first result from alibaba. I have seen boomers that import whore's from the Philippines dress them better.
She’s going to wear the dress again? So they are doing a fake getting married for the wrestling “show.”

Who was watching the baby during this? (Hopefully they aren’t leaving the baby in the Truck…)
 
Is Ralph going to upgrade your ring Meigh?
Since he saved a ton on that cheap 2007 club dress from Ross and Daddy's credit card paid for the ceremony, the Ralphamale should have some extra scratch to get you a better ring.
An engagement ring is traditionally 3 months salary and you got a sliver diamond chip low grade sapphire ring from a pawn shop lol
Also if you're going to have 2 ceremonies you should have 2 dresses.
Highly embarrassing to wear that rag again.
Are you going to don feathered boa for the wrassle wrassle wedding in the ring?
 
Who was watching the baby during this?
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Someday Rozy will find this post and suddenly realize why she has always had an irrational fear of Elvis impersonators.
 
too bad the 2023 PROM COLLECTION is out of their price range. sn: still looking for a white model on this website. https://akinifashions.com/home
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>every model is black
The Ralphamale definitely got caught beating his meat to niggers again and flipped the situation around, saying he was picturing her in that dress on their wedding night. She probably bought into his excuse too, after all, she's stupid enough to marry him.
 
This is not an edit? How does she look more manly and greasy over time?
And I’m not joking when I say she’s fat and bloated either. Her midsection looks especially chunky. Go ahead have more Ralph kids, that would sure own the farms lol.
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Thick, I tell ya.
Also lol elvis is tall enough to quad-titty fuck Ralph. You are a short manlet who paid too much for a cum rag of a dress. Sorry for my tone, lol. Imagine boasting about buying that tacky garment to wear twice. Go ahead what else did we get wrong?
 
I don't feel like this is entirely scientifically accurate since I shit this out in 4 minutes, but at the very least it is funny to see the contrast of spine contorting (especially on Meigh) between the two of them in order to become taller and shorter respectively. The level of everyone's hips is also funny. Enjoy my propaganda.
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Perhaps that sad dress would look better on May if she washed and styled her hair and wore some makeup. Did her nails, wore some jewelry. Maybe it would look less like a teenage boy got troon groomed.

But it doesn't really matter. A pedophile has married a suicide-baiting, financially and emotionally unstable pigman who spent the last two weeks trying to ruin the lives of her family. Lipstick ain't gonna help. It would probably make it seem even sadder if she made an effort.
 
Perhaps that sad dress would look better on May if she washed and styled her hair and wore some makeup. Did her nails, wore some jewelry. Maybe it would look less like a teenage boy got troon groomed.

But it doesn't really matter. A pedophile has married a suicide-baiting, financially and emotionally unstable pigman who spent the last two weeks trying to ruin the lives of her family. Lipstick ain't gonna help. It would probably make it seem even sadder if she made an effort.
Street clothes would have been much better option, esp since she couldn’t even wash her hair, but that dress proves she is totally under Gunt control. Only a middle aged west Memphis trailer trash wrasslin fan would pick out a dress that tacky, inappropriate and cheap.

Compare this shitshow to his first wedding with Nora, class act in comparison.

Also lol at wearing white and bringing your baby along to the Elvis wedding.
 
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I don't feel like this is entirely scientifically accurate since I shit this out in 4 minutes, but at the very least it is funny to see the contrast of spine contorting (especially on Meigh) between the two of them in order to become taller and shorter respectively. The level of everyone's hips is also funny. Enjoy my propaganda.
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I wonder if he's actually grabbing the back of her dress and pulling her down with is left hand.
 
Street clothes would have been much better option, esp since she couldn’t even wash her hair, but that dress proves she is totally under Gunt control. Only a middle aged west Memphis trailer trash wrasslin fan would pick out a dress that tacky, inappropriate and cheap.

Compare this shitshow to his first wedding with Nora, class act in comparison.

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Like fifty bucks more at David's, but she could find something like it even cheaper. It's not high quality but at least it's not quite so vulgar and tacky and more importantly would flatter her body better. Ralph 100% picked out the slatternly tassled hooker dress but when you think about it it's not like Meigh has a clue how to dress herself.

Also lol at wearing white and bringing your baby along to the Elvis wedding.

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