So a few days ago it was taking everything he had not to be in tears because his leg hurt so bad when he was just sitting down, but now he can stand for a half hour doing the goblin shuffle without issue, mmkay. He goes to scratch himself quite a few times during the video, but I don't think he checked his oil, if he did then I missed it while skipping through.
Apparently he believes that owning that Zelda coffee mug is a major status symbol, because it's limited edition and he owns one while Marty doesn't. As an aside, he says he got it from Hot Topic, a store where only young teenagers tend to shop, yeah that doesn't scream sex predator at all.
Anyway I did about a minute of googling and found that exact mug on Ebay.
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The description says it's a standard 11oz coffee mug, which means we know what its dimensions are, 3.7in tall. Not only does it look like one of those oversized novelty mugs in his hand, notice how he can fit all 4 of his fingers inside the handle. Like his guitar neck it's another hard reference point that could be used to extrapolate his true height, I'm thinking saying he/s 4'9 is being generous.
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And finally, why can't that boy ever wear clothes that actually fit him? Everything is always at least two to three sizes too big. Is this just what Sally buys him or does he insist on wearing clothes meant for people the size he always claims he is (5'3 150lbs)?