Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

Nick please, I have a genius idea. Use your new found wealth, by a cheap house in the middle of nowhere load it up with cameras and invite ArtTheClown, EgalitarianBitch, CGoody, CynthiaLibtard, Sally78, Lordofthereee and like 2-4 other prominent locals simps/thots. It'll be a big brother/survivor/bachelor esque show. Chat can vote each week who gets kicked off. It'll be an absolute shit-show, they probably won't all make it out alive, and in the end you balldo the winner. Talk about the ultimate grift.

This is the kind of radical vision we need to make the world a more fun place.

 

[Pomniman]

"Ethan Ralph is my role model" - Balldo Man Nicky Nightshade, 1/12/2023

 

[Phillip Green]

I mean they think that, but as disappointing as Nick's trajectory has been lately, the content is the funniest the thread has ever been. It's all ultimately entertainment, man. Dance for us, monkey boy.

This is true. I've gotten more entertainment out of this chat over the last month than I did from the entirety of participating in any of Nick's chat rooms. Also no one here has argued one way or the other if a woman with a penis really needs a matching set of testicles, which is a nice change of pace from all other Rackets-world content.

Josh could've been real mean if he wanted to, but he didn't. Just because it's a topic nobody wants to be confronted with doesn't make it automatically mean.

That's the thing, other than calling him a faggot, explaining why he's being a faggot, and asking him to please stop engaging in faggotry, what has the Farms done to Nick aside from laugh at the defectives in his locals?

I've said it before, the guy is blessed that his little scandal has been mostly limited to this thread and his discord before he nuked it. It's going to really suck for him If it crosses over to an actual A-log community. Hell, this hasn't really spread to Twitter yet, so I don't think any of his Kick Vic or Lawtwitter enemies are even aware of drama.

 

[Captain Manning]

I had to extract these from @Yandex Captcha Solver's post because the length of his posts keep breaking the quote feature:

I....

Wah....

Are these people for real?



Next, he'll say: "This looks like a shop! I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time!"

Actually, if you really must know, I made it using this...

Fake Text Message | Make Fake Text Conversation

Fake Text Message is a tool to create a Fake Text Conversation and a Fake iMessage.

ifaketextmessage.com

...and then providing the finishing touches with MS Paint. It was a very low budget affair.

But seriously.... they're for real? They think this was an honest attempt to fake an SMS conversation with Nick that people would take seriously, and not an obviously humorous reply to @chudbere's comment that Sally wants to wear Nick's skin as a suit?

Holy shit. I'm speechless. Every time I come back to this thread, they get more dumb. No wonder they blindly believe Nick's claim that he's being cancelled. They'd probably believe he is the leader of the Lollipop Guild if he pronounced himself such.

Props to Cynthia for getting that it was a joke, I guess.

 

[chudbere]

I had to extract these from @Yandex Captcha Solver's post because the length of his posts keep breaking the quote feature:

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I....

Wah....

Are these people for real?

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Next, he'll say: "This looks like a shop! I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time!"

Actually, if you really must know, I made it using this...

Fake Text Message | Make Fake Text Conversation

Fake Text Message is a tool to create a Fake Text Conversation and a Fake iMessage.

ifaketextmessage.com

...and then providing the finishing touches with MS Paint. It was a very low budget affair.

But seriously.... they're for real? They think this was an honest attempt to fake an SMS conversation with Nick that people would take seriously, and not an obviously humorous reply to @chudbere's comment that Sally wants to wear Nick's skin as a suit?

Holy shit. I'm speechless. Every time I come back to this thread, they get more dumb. No wonder they blindly believe Nick's claim that he's being cancelled. They'd probably believe he is the leader of the Lollipop Guild if he pronounced himself such.

Props to Cynthia for getting that it was a joke, I guess.

I like how Cynthia tells them up front that it's a meme when she posts it, but they all start shouting about whether it was fake or not.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I had to extract these from @Yandex Captcha Solver's post because the length of his posts keep breaking the quote feature:

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I....

Wah....

Are these people for real?

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Next, he'll say: "This looks like a shop! I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time!"

Actually, if you really must know, I made it using this...

Fake Text Message | Make Fake Text Conversation

Fake Text Message is a tool to create a Fake Text Conversation and a Fake iMessage.

ifaketextmessage.com

...and then providing the finishing touches with MS Paint. It was a very low budget affair.

But seriously.... they're for real? They think this was an honest attempt to fake an SMS conversation with Nick that people would take seriously, and not an obviously humorous reply to @chudbere's comment that Sally wants to wear Nick's skin as a suit?

Holy shit. I'm speechless. Every time I come back to this thread, they get more dumb. No wonder they blindly believe Nick's claim that he's being cancelled. They'd probably believe he is the leader of the Lollipop Guild if he pronounced himself such.

Props to Cynthia for getting that it was a joke, I guess.

It's absolute insanity over there. I don't think I saw anyone pointing out it was clearly a joke such as pointed out by Cynthia. Seen it two days straight now where someone spergs out over not reading the message. Then proceeding to fight to the death over the misunderstanding.

The one good thing I can say about Locals is thankfully it keeps these insane people away from others for at least a little bit of time each day. That place pushes away sane people from hanging around long. Would be amazed if Nick hasn't been losing paying subscribers for the last two months.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I had to extract these from @Yandex Captcha Solver's post because the length of his posts keep breaking the quote feature:

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I....

Wah....

Are these people for real?

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Next, he'll say: "This looks like a shop! I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time!"

Actually, if you really must know, I made it using this...

Fake Text Message | Make Fake Text Conversation

Fake Text Message is a tool to create a Fake Text Conversation and a Fake iMessage.

ifaketextmessage.com

...and then providing the finishing touches with MS Paint. It was a very low budget affair.

But seriously.... they're for real? They think this was an honest attempt to fake an SMS conversation with Nick that people would take seriously, and not an obviously humorous reply to @chudbere's comment that Sally wants to wear Nick's skin as a suit?

Holy shit. I'm speechless. Every time I come back to this thread, they get more dumb. No wonder they blindly believe Nick's claim that he's being cancelled. They'd probably believe he is the leader of the Lollipop Guild if he pronounced himself such.

Props to Cynthia for getting that it was a joke, I guess.

Lol at thinking screen shotting from old equipment is blurry.

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

Bruh, after years of not paying attention to Nick I come to check his thread and the use of testicle attached dildos to fuck your wife is unexpectedly a point of discussion... lmao.

 

[Boopims]

Lol at thinking screen shotting from old equipment is blurry.

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only the brightest of minds converse in nick’s locals

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

As this keeps going on, I grow more concerned for his kids. Nick seems to spend more time getting hammered with whisky and/or thirsting over his wine mom harem than being an actual father to his kids.

What does this nigger do? He talks about how he’s so busy and has to offload this and that to someone else, but I can’t figure out what he actually is so busy doing all the time because it seems like he has offloaded literally every single responsibility to someone else.

Spoiler: Bonus: Nick trying to do shoulder pushups

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Shoulder push-ups lol
Do overhead presses, you retarded drunken faggot. You have enough money to shit away nearly $100k on a sports car you can’t drive, so you should be able afford a $300 Titan fitness cage, some Olympic plates, bars and a bench. But nope. Shoulder push ups, like some broke ass nigger.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

I'm developing a real affection for Cynthia Libtard. The woman has a great big pair of bollocks. She doesn't need a balldo at all.

The funniest part is that she and Apexautist still have to pony up $5 a month to milk those clowns. They should replace that edgelord windbag Rand on @chudbere's next stream.

 

[not william stenchever]

Bruh, after years of not paying attention to Nick I come to check his thread and the use of testicle attached dildos to fuck your wife is unexpectedly a point of discussion... lmao.

Now you have also been initiated into the cursed knowledge that there exists a device forged of silicone to armor your balls so that you might ruin Our Wife's asshole

 

[Golden Boy]

Nick doubled down on creating a geriatric sex cult out of pure spite. His ego has always shown in his pure spite when someone tells him he's wrong or that he's lying. It's like he doesn't understand he could lose everything, like dozens of examples. The same way he doesn't understand that people have reciepts countering all the claims hes saying now about how he never stood by certain anti-degen claims.

Nigga just pull up before it's too late.

 

[TheClappening]

Nigga just pull up before it's too late.

Before he can pull up he needs to pull out, and that balldo's too deep.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

This mother fucker gave up a relatively intelligent audience for these paint chip eating retards.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This mother fucker gave up a relatively intelligent audience for these paint chip eating retards.

Speaking of. Tonight Nick is having COOM A Lot on and some G n G loser. The polar opposite of a chad dad or big brained panel.

I suspect Nick is living vicariously though COOM A Lot.

 

[Jack Awful]

This mother fucker gave up a relatively intelligent audience for these paint chip eating retards.

Can't fuck the relatively intelligent audience

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Balldo got in an argument with a few Locals members. ApexAutist took his leave and deleted his account sadly. RIP ApexAutist he saw the reality of the situation as many before him. He's really speedrunning the lolcow bit again.

PULL UP, PULL UP, PULL UP

Maybe Nick you shouldn't encourage this type of behavior? That is what started it in the very first place. It's why your Locals isn't what it used to be. Fresh memes are dead.

It's hypocrisy

These people in your Locals complaining aren't there for clipping purposes, chat calls him out on it as well.

"They" is not specific, you were having a conversation with these people. You are acting as if there is a cabal coming after you, we're just laughing at you.

Theorycrafting is out of the window. You are giving us the show, we can back and watch.

Nobody is trying to misinterpret this shit at least by me. I've posted full context almost every post. I haven't seen other farmers do that as well. It's not funny when you have to craft some gayop to get maybe a laugh or two. Your producing the milk.

Nobody wants you as an internet dad. We just want legal commentary without the faggotry as many others have already said. You decided to bring your sex life into everything. You decided to have an "intentional midlife crisis". Sleep in the bed you make.

Just as many before him. You'll have your hugbox and the content will get even funnier over time.

Spoiler: Rekieta Fighting with Community Again

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

People need to stop wasting time and energy trying to convince Nick to not go hot-to-thot on his Locals wine mom fanbase. You would have better luck convincing a fish not to swim. Or convincing Nick not to drink. Speaking of which, best of luck to Nick’s future hepatologist convincing him to lay off the sauce. I hope he never goes through hepatic encephalopathy. That shit is wildly frustrating and deeply depressing.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I can't reply to @Yandex Captcha Solver's post but WTF?

CGoody is now openly admitting to sliding in the DMs of "Cynthialibtard" talking about fucking her and his defense is "So what, I did it, and I did in in public too?"

This is a mess!