DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil claims to not make stupid faces in his thumbnails, by the way. I suppose this extends to his Twitter pictures, as well.
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Why did he cancel Street Fighter tonight?
His PS+ expired and he didn't want to spend $10 (that he'd instantly make back in tips from some dent anyway) to renew it for the month so he could play.

And the best part is because his precious autism schedule was violated he refused to play any other game and decided on a 2 hour Q&A.
 
Got a lot of cathcing up to do over the next few days so sorry if I respond to shit or bring up old news. I still really hate how Phil describes his streams as a business. Do you think in business school he was taught that it is crucial for a business owner to stress how poorly they are doing financially? I don't eat out as much as Phil does but the managers of whatever restaurant I dine in don't come up to me and explain how times are tough and it would be super helpful if I ordered a couple super expensive meals they offer. When I go grocery shopping a clerk doesn't interrupt me looking for groceries every ten minutes with a spiel about sales numbers. The theater manager doesn't hold everyone up in the movies with a 30 minute prefilm podcast about buying more popcorn.

Which I believe should stem from this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT09UAIQR2w&t=414s
It's amazing how he has always had this talent to make any menial task sound arduous and challenging.
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Make number three Stray and number 6 Sifu.
Valedictorian handwriting.
 
Someone needs to go back and get like a bunch of pics of Phil and do one of those 'a picture a day for ten years' things.

The man looks ROUGH. Much rougher than last year and hugely degenerated from the twitch/Leanna days. He looks legitimately unwell recently.
Mighty D made a video with a similar concept back in 2020.
Really hard to imagine that he ended up looking significantly worse and more ghoulish than in 2020.
 
The clip is Arturo saying Mexecutioner is DSP there is lots more king of GGPO clips just not gonna sit through them all right now
The "DSP" Arturo is mentioning here isn't our Fillipo Burnelli, but a player who was known as "Dngr S Papercut".

Edit:
For clarification and to be more specific than just "trust me bro":
In the video you linked in your post, "mexicutioner" (aka Dngr s papercut) wins the tournament at the end against "real decoy".
Here are the King of GGPO 2012 Spring results from their webpage:
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HUHN? DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME?! SERIOUSLY? JUST KILL ME! HERE. I'M JUST GONNA WALK FORWARD, YOU CAN JUST KEEP SHOOTING MY BODY, CAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD PLAYER, THAT THIS IS HOW YOU EARN YOUR WINS! SO NO, NO C'MON, KEEP HITTING ME! C'MON, KEEP HITTING ME ASSHOLE. C'MON YOU FUCKING IDIOT C'MON. KEEP HITTING ME, HERE, EARN YOUR WIN, YOU'RE SO GOOD. I'M GONNA LET YOU FUCKIN WIN, SO THAT YOU CAN WASTE YOUR FUCKING LIFE PLAYING OTHER PEOPLE, CAUSE I ACTUALLY LIKE PLAYING FIGHTING GAMES, FUCKIN IDIOT. FUCK YOU. DUMB SHIT. MY GOD, PEOPLE ARE STILL- KEEP HITTING ME. GO AHEAD, HIT ME AGAIN. C'MON, FINISH IT. GET YOUR PERFECT CAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU WANNA WIN!

this is literally just... you're just a bitch

GO AHEA- NO YOU'RE THE BITCH, BECAUSE YOU DON'T PLAY A FIGHTING GAME YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER! YOU FUCKIN WALK BACK AND SHOOT BULLETS, YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT! YOUR MOTHER PROBABLY SHAT YOU OUT, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! LEARN HOW TO FUCKING PLAY A GAME, AND BE AN HONORABLE FUCKING PLAYER, DON'T SPAM FUCKING PROJECTILES, YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT. SO NOW, YOU CAN, AS YOU LIVE IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT, YOU CAN CELEBRATE BY, EATING YOUR WHOLE FUCKING BAG OF DORITO'S AND CHUGGING DOWN YOUR FUCKING FANTA, CAUSE YOU GOTTA WIN WITH DEATHSTROKE, YOU'RE SO GOOD! CAUSE YOU WALKED BACK AND SHOT BULLETS, FUCK YOU YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH.
Dsp and (possibly) Low. Tier...
 
The "DSP" Arturo is mentioning here isn't our Fillipo Burnelli, but a player who was known as "Dngr S Papercut".

Edit:
For clarification and to be more specific than just "trust me bro":
In the video you linked in your post, "mexicutioner" (aka Dngr s papercut) wins the tournament at the end against "real decoy".
Here are the King of GGPO 2012 Spring results from their webpage:
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Sweet thanks for clearing that up

Phil is so delusional when did he ever stop begging? Even when "sir moist" called him out he only said he stopped begging that doesn't make it true he was still asking for tips daily and still is.
 
Phil is so delusional when did he ever stop begging? Even when "sir moist" called him out he only said he stopped begging that doesn't make it true he was still asking for tips daily and still is.
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His loud begging (tweets and community tabs) have dissappeared. But now we have the classic sneak begging like dangling hats in front of his little dent cult or saying "guys we are just a few bucks away from the hat goal" Heck you could say he is enticing his viewers to tip by showing his hat off (he didn't' reach tier 2 in his Q&A)

It might be just me but it seems as if he got high on the christmas and new years tip amounts and thought it would be the same for the coming weeks. He is that retarded

Phil calling his streams his business is at best half right. If he were clever (yeah I know) it would be a part of his business that pulls people in to buy his merch (whoops that's dead haha) or visit his Youtube channel (oh wait it's the same shit as his streams minus the unrecorded ranting / sneakl begging) or draw people to his forum (oh wait that is dead too). I n essence his business degree is wasted on him. Heck I would go so far that he never understood how real businesses work. If he could make the same money with a camcorder in 2023 I bet he would do it ASAP.
 
His PS+ expired and he didn't want to spend $10 (that he'd instantly make back in tips from some dent anyway) to renew it for the month so he could play.

And the best part is because his precious autism schedule was violated he refused to play any other game and decided on a 2 hour Q&A.
Jesus christ, any other legit streamer who would value entertainment would just put in another game and just fucking play it.

Jesus christ Phil hates games.
 
Phil is so delusional when did he ever stop begging? Even when "sir moist" called him out he only said he stopped begging that doesn't make it true he was still asking for tips daily and still is.
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A beautiful example of why I despise DSP and consider him scum.

In this 1 minute clip right here he says that his detractors are upset because for the "last couple of months" he stopped doing "dumb e-begging", and he goes on to add that it's a good (pahsitive) thing that he doesn't do it anymore, refering to this behaviour as "act like an idiot". You'd be forgiven if you didn't quite catch all of that as Phil is also treating us to a sick beat of knee slaps.

Now, the thing that ticks me off is that this isn't the first time Phil's had a moment where he goes "gais, I've been totally in the wrong and people were rightfully criticising me but now I've changed for the better and I don't do this bad behaviour anymore" but just like all the other times before Phil doesn't (do his due dilligence) apologize to people but instead somehow acts like the bad behaviour was the trolls' fault all along.
Phil is being toxic for years? "Gais I've changed I don't do that anymore I'm pahsitive now I don't go by king of hate anymore" but notice how he never says sorry to the hundreds of detractors that were calling him out.
"Gais we have to lower the members goal for the Christmas stream because it would be ridiculous for me to expect getting back to 1K"
So what about everyone who was telling you you should lower it, Phail? There were quite a lot of them. Maybe you should adress them??? Say sorry for banning people in your chat who were suggesting you do that? You saying sorry now means that they were right so maybe right the wrongs you were doing all the way? Forget about present Phil screwing over future Phil, he's also totally willing to use past Phil as a scapegoat.

To end this clip he says "I don't have time for your nonsense" and "not taking the bait anymore" describing his detractors (aka the people who would complain about his rampant begging) as "completely meaningless" before taking a sip of gin. Now normally, I'd give him the benfit of doubt and say he meant that as a follow up to what he mentioned right before about people trying to bait him to talk about the bankruptcy, however, given his track record, it is entirely possible that this mongoloid considers e-begging troll nonsense that the detractora somehow manipulated him into doing and it's all their fault for tricking innocent poor Fillup to beg.

By the way, fuck you, Fillup I don't believe you stopped e-begging. You still do it on stream and I also think you do it behind the scenes more than ever now. Lying piece of shit...
 
His loud begging (tweets and community tabs) have dissappeared. But now we have the classic sneak begging like dangling hats in front of his little dent cult or saying "guys we are just a few bucks away from the hat goal" Heck you could say he is enticing his viewers to tip by showing his hat off (he didn't' reach tier 2 in his Q&A)

It might be just me but it seems as if he got high on the christmas and new years tip amounts and thought it would be the same for the coming weeks. He is that retarded

Phil calling his streams his business is at best half right. If he were clever (yeah I know) it would be a part of his business that pulls people in to buy his merch (whoops that's dead haha) or visit his Youtube channel (oh wait it's the same shit as his streams minus the unrecorded ranting / sneakl begging) or draw people to his forum (oh wait that is dead too). I n essence his business degree is wasted on him. Heck I would go so far that he never understood how real businesses work. If he could make the same money with a camcorder in 2023 I bet he would do it ASAP.
Loud begging is still there on the streams themselves. He held his tongue for a bit after he wanted Sir Moist to interview him. However, as soon as Sir Moist said that it's "not that deep, bro" Phail pretty much started going mask-off again, completely taking it off last month after he's implied that Sir Moist is essentially no different from a mentally ill detractor (namely he said that Critikal has zero self awareness). Mid-stream beg tweets are the only thing he's phased out for now, but I predict their triumphant return in a few months.

Don't forget it was this week when the post-One Piece Odyssey demo begging session (and subsequent Daily Crap) occurred. He probably said any variation of the phrase "I need your buy-in" twice per minute on both of those. I mean true on a scale from 1 to Scorn it wasn't as bad as the Scorn post-stream megabeg but it's still a solid 8.62 in terms of begging and sheer scumfuckery.
 
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