Puppet Pal Clem
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Dude doesn't even cleanup before jumping right into streaming.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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I wouldn't say that. Most people think Keemstar is a joke these days.
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Nyx
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Sounds like a stickier situation for KG honestly.
How does somebody let this happen? Who the fuck wanks right in front of their "work" setup whilst a livestream that currently has hundreds of viewers is happening in that exact same room, face camera or not? He designated that room to be his office, he has an entire adult house to spunk over. I'd ask if he's actually too lazy to get up and walk a few feet into another room but my pending therapy sessions have already confirmed that he is.
zap2theextreme
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who is keemstar
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The dude is just fucking lazy... lazy down to his fat, greasy core.
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This is fucking hilarious
Also my sides are in space now
Also my sides are in space now
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he is like the TMZ of youtuber drama. tries to stir shit and gossip for views. has a thread here
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Even Tumblr's getting in on the lulz.
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GabeRegan
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Well since no one's made this joke:
wohzi
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Now all those "Dooood I'm (NOT/) pressing the button !!!" start make senses. His controller is so gooed that its malfunctioning. Also, the fact that he doesn't clean up leads me to think that we might have uncovered the secret of both his constant snorts and greasy looking hair.
Damn, I'm sick for having these thoughts...
Damn, I'm sick for having these thoughts...
I find how he looks to be more lol-worthy than the jacking off tbh.
He looks like an old haggard man who is tired of life
He looks like an old haggard man who is tired of life
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OMG! It all makes sense now!
All these years of DSP saying that he's pressing buttons and how he didn't do that when he did. Guy didn't wash up afterwards which means he still had jizz all over his hands.
His fingers have been sliding off the buttons and the buttons have gotten all crusty and sticky. He just needs a couple new controllers and some wet wipes and suddenly everything should be good.
Edit: ninja'd by @wohzi
All these years of DSP saying that he's pressing buttons and how he didn't do that when he did. Guy didn't wash up afterwards which means he still had jizz all over his hands.
His fingers have been sliding off the buttons and the buttons have gotten all crusty and sticky. He just needs a couple new controllers and some wet wipes and suddenly everything should be good.
Edit: ninja'd by @wohzi
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Let's play Irritating Stick next, Phil? For next weeks stream?
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Didn't realize that we couldn't make Simpsons references.
What a fucking colossal fail. If your'e going to beat off with a webcam right there, at least cover the damn thing. Holy god I'm laughing till my gut hurts.
This is rock bottom. He looks absolutely pathetic, it seems like he gained more weight, he's a minute man, and he has a girlfriend but he still jerks off.
What a fucking colossal fail. If your'e going to beat off with a webcam right there, at least cover the damn thing. Holy god I'm laughing till my gut hurts.
This is rock bottom. He looks absolutely pathetic, it seems like he gained more weight, he's a minute man, and he has a girlfriend but he still jerks off.
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He pretty much is.
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I don't know why but... I feel an impulse to have this on a T-shirt...
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Tbh, if he's that lazy he may as well put a condom on his controller.
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