1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.

[JustStopDude]

Ralph is incapable of not eating the mystery cake.

It's like listening to the streaming consciousness of a starving dog.

 

[BoomerPrime]

I never liked Dick and I still don't really but 5 stars for the Sweetie Squad shirt and laughing at Ralph's misfortune.

I'd say it's 4/5, but still awesome.

How did I just realise just now Jim isn't posting in Poa.st anymore he's just in Chudbuds.lol now.

I think he's technically on both.

I'm about to fucking fall asleep here, would it hurt Ralph to snort some fucking coke or something so he can wake up and at least pretend that he wants to be there?

Pretty sure that in addition to Ralph being unable to really MC anything properly, his smile and optimism are gone and he's trying extremely hard not to start hollerin' because half the audience was apparently there to serve him papers. So factor that into his general lack of showmanship when it's not screaming at us or CancerMan, and you get this flat, boring abomination.

 

[thebigdream]

Ralph fr sounds like he's here against his will. Did he do a xanny instead of coke?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Gunty is slurring his words pretty hard. What are the chances of Xaniberry usage?

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

Ralph drooling over some guy's gf even though he was married a few days ago, congrats again Meigh!

 

[thebigdream]

EDIT: doublepost because the site is shitting itself

 

[The Motorizer]

Wait so if Pantsu is working concessions, then who's watching Rozy?

Diddler Dax.

 

[Ego]

This man is hosting an event for 30 people that is going to end with him getting served atleast 3 different times.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

The Gunt fucking sucks ass at commentating. You'd think he'd put in some effort for his big event

 

[Love Machine]

Return the sunglasses, Beardson.

 

[An automatic clown]

The Gunt fucking sucks ass at commentating. You'd think he'd put in some effort for his big event

Hard to make coherent thoughts when you're a xannie bar deep combined with a full bottle of Makers

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Y'all need to not go for bingo but try to blackout your card.

Won't happen. Chaggot dropped out, and the Pantsu wedding will have her stick around (at least for a few more months)!

 

[The Ancestor]

Fucking DSP would be a better host lmao

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

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Hey, anyone want to call the cops to see if those guys have valid guard cards?

 

[L'Jarius Sneed]

Gunty is slurring his words pretty hard. What are the chances of Xaniberry usage?

oh he's absolutely barred out

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

WTF is Ralph getting triple served for? We all knew about Vickers and the contempt stuff for the protective order but what else was going on? Leave to Ralph to move to Mexico to try and avoid service only to get triple whammied because of some gay ghetto wrassle event.

Should have stayed in your wild dog pack cinderblock cell in Mexico Ralph. Now you’re married to Digibro’s ex and triple served.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Imagine being a groyper going to this shit to try and support your "movement"

 

[Fag Albert]

The Gunt fucking sucks ass at commentating. You'd think he'd put in some effort for his big event

You think he'd do the one thing he's good at and holler

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fucking DSP would be a better host lmao

"I really need those tips!"

 

[Keranu]

Who's commentary is lower energy at this point in the show: gunt or PPPeugot?