The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Chiropteran]

Mass graves of livestock would probably also damage not just the residence but the property itself.

IIRC you're supposed to burn animals, instead of burying them, as it can cause some diseases whose names I don't quite remember. I volunteered on a farm for several years, and any time animals died, we simply burned them. (It was far less of a regular occurrence because these farmers were actually competent). I'd have to go looking, but it's definitely something to worry about.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

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That's probably the "clean" area of the troon hoarder's nest, too

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Context for the lazy:
That is a woman. A woman who fucks dogs. That is a dry stating of facts.

So that'll be a no on the crossover, then. Penny would never let a woman on the Tranch again after what happened the last time with Alyssa.

 

[Divine right to rule]

They have new plates.
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Spoiler: Big vests for the big girls

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I have been catching up on this thread and made a curious discovery. I have seen those plates before, in a random video I watched with a weirdo shooting several things to see what happens.

Now, I may be a retard that knows nothing about body armor, but the vests and especially the "strike face" plate look exactly like the ones in the video, check for yourselves. That's right, the "west la socialist rifle association may have sent their troon allies BODY ARMOR FROM WISH.COM! And that totally drained their funds.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I have been catching up on this thread and made a curious discovery. I have seen those plates before, in a random video I watched with a weirdo shooting several things to see what happens.

Now, I may be a retard that knows nothing about body armor, but the vests and especially the "strike face" plate look exactly like the ones in the video, check for yourselves. That's right, the "west la socialist rifle association may have sent their troon allies BODY ARMOR FROM WISH.COM! And that totally drained their funds.

I don't want anything to happen to my Yellowstone knockoff, but the Tranchers better hope and pray Earl and his boys are just figments of their imagination.

 

[AnOminous]

IIRC you're supposed to burn animals, instead of burying them, as it can cause some diseases whose names I don't quite remember. I volunteered on a farm for several years, and any time animals died, we simply burned them. (It was far less of a regular occurrence because these farmers were actually competent). I'd have to go looking, but it's definitely something to worry about.

That's not what these evil freaks did, though. They just shoveled them into mass graves with a backhoe to conceal their animal abuse felonies. Even Boner admits that.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I have been catching up on this thread and made a curious discovery. I have seen those plates before, in a random video I watched with a weirdo shooting several things to see what happens.

Now, I may be a retard that knows nothing about body armor, but the vests and especially the "strike face" plate look exactly like the ones in the video, check for yourselves. That's right, the "west la socialist rifle association may have sent their troon allies BODY ARMOR FROM WISH.COM! And that totally drained their funds.

Those are steel plates with barely any coating which means even if it stops whatever Earl is shooting them with they'll get sprayed with spall straight into their neck. Steel plates are for target shooting, not for body armor.

 

[Triple Flutz]

Those are steel plates with barely any coating which means even if it stops whatever Earl is shooting them with they'll get sprayed with spall straight into their neck. Steel plates are for target shooting, not for body armor.

So many of them are fat, too. If the stomach juts out just right, it might ricochet right in their faces.

 

[White Devil]

I have been catching up on this thread and made a curious discovery. I have seen those plates before, in a random video I watched with a weirdo shooting several things to see what happens.

Now, I may be a retard that knows nothing about body armor, but the vests and especially the "strike face" plate look exactly like the ones in the video, check for yourselves. That's right, the "west la socialist rifle association may have sent their troon allies BODY ARMOR FROM WISH.COM! And that totally drained their funds.

Just to clarify, almost all ballistic plates and panels have the words STRIKE FACE on them so as to inform the user which side of the armor should be facing outwards in the armor carrier.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Penny and the Tranch account have been strangely silent for the past few days, but Kevin has given some insight on what’s going on over there.
I’m guessing the “we” in question here means the Tranch as a whole. They are not going to TFF. [A]

Hope they weren’t using them Wish vests for when they let their guest from the UK fire a riffe. [A]

Somebody sent the tranch a VHS tape. [A]

Spoiler: pics

 

[AfghanBlue]

The Old Lie, or Dulce Et Decorum Est.. - by Wilfred Pwn.

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting cell-phone lights we turned our backs,
And towards our distant tarp began to trudge.
Alpacca marched asleep. Many had lost their hooves,
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame, all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of Troons reee'ing softly behind.

Earl! EARL! Quick, folx!—An ecstasy of fumbling
Troons spill'd from shacks, bullets flew,-
Last of all, the signal a chaos of fat feet down stair
Came Kevin,
Galumph'ed, from his dragon's lair.

Like rats,
Scattering from the Amhole's lethal miasma.
Pressed, far as could we,
Our bodies into the wired fence.-
Muzzles tearing at fresh, frigid wind.
His sure reluctance to cover good distance
A gamblers guarantee to our safety.

But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound'ring like a beast in fire or lime.—
Dim through the misty fumes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams before my helpless sight
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
Around the pit that they flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin,
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer,
Bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,–

My friend, you would not tweet with such high zest
To cria ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro Tranchia mori

 

[duckbutter&toejamsandwich]

What kind of sick freak would subscribe to a Patreon to see these harrowing videos of international war crimes?

A sick freak from New Zealand?

I have been catching up on this thread and made a curious discovery. I have seen those plates before, in a random video I watched with a weirdo shooting several things to see what happens.

Now, I may be a retard that knows nothing about body armor, but the vests and especially the "strike face" plate look exactly like the ones in the video, check for yourselves. That's right, the "west la socialist rifle association may have sent their troon allies BODY ARMOR FROM WISH.COM! And that totally drained their funds.

I'm not sure they are the same ones Matt is shooting, but they don't look like they are any better quality to me. Good quality armor usually has the logo of the company that made it (not always though). And importantly, it is coated or covered all over with anti-spalling fabric (like upholstery), not in pieced together, poorly glued on fabric. My experience with body armor is limited, so I may be wrong.

 

[Oxyjen]

The Old Lie, or Dulce Et Decorum Est.. - by Wilfred Pwn.

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting cell-phone lights we turned our backs,
And towards our distant tarp began to trudge.
Alpacca marched asleep. Many had lost their hooves,
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame, all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of Troons reee'ing softly behind.

Earl! EARL! Quick, folx!—An ecstasy of fumbling
Troons spill'd from shacks and bullets flew,-
Last of all, the signal a chaos of fat feet down many a stair
Came Kevin,
Galumph'd from his dragon's lair.

Like rats,
Scattering from the Amhole's lethal miasma.
Pressed, far as could we,
Our bodies into the wired fence.-
Muzzles tearing at fresh, frigid wind.
His sure reluctance to cover good distance
A gamblers guarantee to our safety.

But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound'ring like a beast in fire or lime.—
Dim through the misty fumes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams before my helpless sight
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
Around the pit that they flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin,
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer,
Bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,–

My friend, you would not retweet with such high zest
To cria ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro Tranchia mori

Wow. Bloody hell that’s good. Can we get a dramatic reading on the next MATI?

 

[Divine right to rule]

Just to clarify, almost all ballistic plates and panels have the words STRIKE FACE on them so as to inform the user which side of the armor should be facing outwards in the armor carrier.

I reject your reality.
The WEST LA SOCIALIST RIFLE ASSOCIATION has sent them cheap shit from china spending about 100$ on their closest allies.
This is what happened, and I will ignore all evidence to the contrary.

 

[Temperance]

Penny and the Tranch account have been strangely silent for the past few days

For real, the silence is deafening. I would bet they've been extremely busy moving their stuff to Penny's parents' house. Simply sorting through their hoard of garbage is no easy task - then they have to pack everything up and ship/drive it over. Not to mention that Kevin & Jen probably aren't doing much of anything to help.

As of now, Penny hasn't tweeted from his personal twitter account since Jan 9th. Fedposter J hasn't since Jan 4th. Shit-eater Jen quit twitter back in November, but even on the Fediverse, it's been a few days since he last posted. TransGirlTac (a relatively new field serf) hasn't tweeted since Jan 5th. The Tranch's militia LARPing accounts (@UnicornBDE & @UnicornBNA2) have similarly been dead since early January.

As for the official Tranch twitter account, they also haven't tweeted anything recently aside from the attempted timeline-cleanse with that kitten they totally "rescued". Basically, all the Tranchers suddenly cut way, way back on social media after Paul's exposé and the Kiwifarms revealing their "Expansion" GFM scam. [Kevin is the obvious exception, lol. But he doesn't really count.]

Here's a visual representation. You can see how - after one last spike in activity to address Paul's accusations in late December - their tweet output really fell off a cliff:

• https://socialbearing.com/search/user/steampunkpenny

• https://socialbearing.com/search/user/tenaciousranch

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Just for fun, here's twitter addict Kevin, who's totally unaffected by the Tranch's woes:

• https://socialbearing.com/search/user/transsalamander

I had to load more than 2000 tweets just to reach back to late December!

 

[stupid frog]

192 tweets in one fucking day???

 

[AMHOLIO]

192 tweets in one fucking day???

It's likely a live tweet thread he did, so lots of tiny statements in one. Still silly.

 

[Inebriated Med Warrior]

For real, the silence is deafening. I would bet they've been extremely busy moving their stuff to Penny's parents' house. Simply sorting through their hoard of garbage is no easy task - then they have to pack everything up and ship/drive it over. Not to mention that Kevin & Jen probably aren't doing much of anything to help.

As of now, Penny hasn't tweeted from his personal twitter account since Jan 9th. Fedposter J hasn't since Jan 4th. Shit-eater Jen quit twitter back in November, but even on the Fediverse, it's been a few days since he last posted. TransGirlTac (a relatively new field serf) hasn't tweeted since Jan 5th. The Tranch's militia LARPing accounts (@UnicornBDE & @UnicornBNA2) have similarly been dead since early January.

As for the official Tranch twitter account, they also haven't tweeted anything recently aside from the attempted timeline-cleanse with that kitten they totally "rescued". Basically, all the Tranchers suddenly cut way, way back on social media after Paul's exposé and the Kiwifarms revealing their "Expansion" GFM scam. [Kevin is the obvious exception, lol. But he doesn't really count.]

Here's a visual representation. You can see how - after one last spike in activity to address Paul's accusations in late December - their tweet output really fell off a cliff:

• https://socialbearing.com/search/user/steampunkpenny

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• https://socialbearing.com/search/user/tenaciousranch

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Just for fun, here's twitter addict Kevin, who's totally unaffected by the Tranch's woes:

• https://socialbearing.com/search/user/transsalamander

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I had to load more than 2000 tweets just to reach back to late December!

a troon being too terminally online to properly tend to their livestock
who would've thunk it?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Still radio silence, except for this: [A]

But the reason I’m posting is because I had to share Bonnie’s new pfp. [A]


EDIT: As I’m going through Kevin’s timeline, I found this! A selfie of him with the FTM British visitor on the tranch, with the alpacas in the background. [A]

EDIT 2: Uh, are we sure these fucks are moving out?? Kevin just put a new TV on the wall. Some naive follower praises him for getting it up himself, when in reality we know damn well it was probably Penny or Sky who did it. [A]

Spoiler: Pics

 

[Bob_]

Paul looks like such a lizard in that selfie. Just waiting for the snake tongue to flick out, it's uncanny.