1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Did Chaggot shave his head bald?

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Alright Chaggot, we forgive you for raping that 13yo when you were 18yo.
You have paid your dues to society and we will mock you no longer.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

chaggot got a weak wedgie

 

[brapbruddah]

The donation counter ended at 41% lol

 

[Internet Villain]

I'm happy with the results.
3.5/5 stars
Looking forward to Gunterball2

The problem with Ralphamania boiled down to he was on commentary the whole time. He had no time in the crowd at all. He was at a desk, surrounded by capos, and the ticket prices were outrageous. I expected nothing, and I got nothing.

Gunt bowl 2 will be better though. He has to actually participate and be in striking range at that. We can always hope for some atlantic city meltdowns though.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

 

[PlaguePuppy]

chaggot got a weak wedgie
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dude acts like a character in a Gwar show. 1/5. Needs copious amounts of blood for entertainment.

 

[not william stenchever]

They are very economical, they serve as VFW's, AA and NA meetings, and sub local public access level Wrasselin.

You have to remember, this is a drunk that has failed at using a chair before.

I think this venue has encountered people too drunk and fat to use a normal chair without breaking it before.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

the thing kind of completely lost its point when there weren't any ecelebs doing the wrasslin

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Beardsoy is absolutely deranged, and his resentment/hate for women comes across in almost every single sentence he says. Also he is not entertaining in the least. Ralph is so inept he couldn't end the stream in time and it's just Corinne in front of the camera while beardsoy whines about women.

Anyway missed most of the event but a few thoughts on what I did see:

• Ali Jamal is so fucking annoying and punchable
• Ralph/AF fans look exactly like you'd expect them to
• The AF retard with the weird mask lol
• Pantsu looking 50 and with the teeth everywhere
• Ralph's new hobo look is incredible
• Ralph way too sedated, sounding uninterested and bored
• Ralph saying "now wait a minute" x10000000 - really bad as a commentator
• Dax balder and unfunnier than ever
• Corinne more competent at filming than Ralph
• Security pulling up their masks every time they walk by the camera (but not realizing their faces were on stream the whole time)
• Chaggot thinks no one will call him names because of a wedgie and completely sperging out was actually good
• Sisco is even more pathetic than Ralph, this was his fantasy fulfillment event
• I think the guy with the FED shirt and hat was wolfpup? But not sure, wouldn't be surprised that he dresses up as Ralph though

Replay finally up so I'm gonna check it out. Way shorter than I expected it to be. Holy shit Pey is really awful at singing.

 

[DoomSayer]

 

[A Logging Company]

In the end, everyone involved in anyway was felted.

 

[Slightly Worthless]

Ralph's bowling stream from last year kept me entertained the entire time. I was zoned out 30 mins into this.

Same. Bowling had an "anything can happen" vibe, plus Ralph was very drunk.

This was just a very average low budget wrestling show. Barely anything Killstream related in there.

 

[Fornicario]

The only excitement I had was watching Ralph get handed papers like a student getting his missed assignments. I hate saying this, but why couldn't something exciting happen? Like Dick's face spontaneously inverting, or a drunk VFW member beating Ralph to death while hallucinating some shit in Mosul? At the very least I would have taken a K-9 being brought in for a bomb check and most of the audience (and wrestlers) start panicking over their stash. But, the Gods give and they take away.

 

[Croaking Spider]

Kino potential

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I know it sounds too good to be true, but I'm lowkey hoping against hope that Sandra.zip is in the cake. I'd be up until dawn chasing down my sides.

Remember Ralph, "Nothing is off limits".

 

[Blitzsneed]

Wow, this was boring and depressing to watch. But seeing Ralph getting served three times in a row was pretty funny at least.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I fell asleep.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

The beginning was a lot of fun but the second half sucked. Either way I had fun shitposting with you fags

 

[AltisticRight]

Snoozefest, Zzzzz goyslop
Only funny lasted less than 10 minutes in total, how does one get served three times?!
Hiding papers in the toilets, that's a nice one. Someone learned a thing or two from cheating exams in high school and university, it seems.

Pathetic.

So this entire thing was a stupid operation headed by Vicky?
- The sheriff officially serving Ethan Ralph? Is that a rare Vicky W?
- PodAwful serving him.
- Another a-log serving him.
So I take this as a plan of "third time's the charm" with redundancies in place. How this isn't scripted Jerry Springer rubbish is fucking beyond me at this point.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Boring for the alogs but a ralphamale victory. Is he streaming the after party?