1/14/2023 GuntaMania - aka RalphaMania - Ralph's Wet T-Shirt "professional wrasslin" Contest - Observe the Gunt in Woodbury, New Jersey.

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Ralph really looking like late-stage lowtax.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Ralph has been dragging his fat ass, along with Pantsu and an infant, from Mexico, to Vegas, to Camden on a shoestring budget. He’s as likely to drop dead as gamble in AC tonight. If nobody brought any coke or meth to smoke he won’t be able to lose the rest of his money in AC tonight. He looked like a greasy fat miserable zombie tonight.

His big W for the week was marrying fucking Pedo Pantsu, which makes it all the more hilarious. We can all see the irrepressible joy on his face.
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They got married on Thursday in Vegas, did they seriously drive all the way to New Jersey with a baby in the car? That's around a 35 hour drive with no stops, and they had to do it in what, 50 hours? No wonder Ralph was low energy.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
At the very end you could hear when he found out they'd gotten less than $2k in tips and he was pissed.
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every penny will be blown on tibeten table tennis betting in AC and the finest of nigger hookers. (which are somehow even worse than vegas hookers)
In this documentary of Atlantic City hookers, one recalls how her main trick eats her shit with a fork and knife and sips her piss from a champagne glass, wonder if it's ralph.
 
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Retrodogkiller said:
While Ralph getting served by 3 people would be a big brained work on his part. I'm gonna guess he's just gonna post some lame ass ralphamale cope.
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YOOOOO AYE LAWGZ DIS WUZ ALLL KAYYY FABE HARREH AND ME DAH RALPHA MAIL ARE ON GOOD TERMS FAN FIC FARMS JAWSHWAH CONNAH MOON'S PENIS LETZZZZZZZZZZ GOOOOO
 
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AltisticRight said:
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Incoming cope.
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Elvis didn’t really marry Ralph and Pantsu in a cheap hooker dress? Nope, that happened and nothing can top that shit.
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LMAO. What a pathetic fat midget. He’s got nothing left in the tank. Go to bed fatty, your wife and child are stuck in a cheap hotel room waiting for you to come pass out
 
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