Terrorist Donny Long / Donald Carlos Seoane / Donny Seo / God Long / generossisback / @XXXCAMJOBS - Failed HIV+ Pornstar, Extortionist, Harasser, Narcissist, and Sociopath; Currently in Jail for Trafficking and fucking animals

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Is Donny Long a homo with AIDS?

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Checkered Spotlight said:
You know, Donny, for someone who really hates The Gays, you sure do spend a lot of time talking about them.
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I was thinking about this a bit last night... How often do you like "A" so much, that you either genuinely hate "B," or at least feel obligated to make a public show about how much you do? I mean, I like boobs and vaginas- but not so much that I hate The Homos. Root beer is one of my favorite beverages, but not so much that I've got it out for Dr. Pepper, or want to hunt down and punish the makers of Mr. Pibb.

So, in a bid to make a little more sense of this paradox, I tried to think of relevant analogues.
1) Sports Teams- If you're a fan of The Bears, you're kinda obligated to hate The Green Bay Packers. Similar deal for Man U vs Man City, etc.
2) Video Gaming- Xbox vs PS4 vs Nintendo.
3) Certain periods of music- Beatles vs. Stones, East Coast vs. West Coast Hip Hop, Katie Perry vs. Taylor Swift.
4) Comics- DC vs. Marvel
5) Ford vs Chevy arguments, Yamaha vs Ducatti vs Kawasaki vs BMW etc.
6) CWC- Aspergers vs Autism.

Yeah Donny, you're not in good company. But hey, at least sperging about "Who would win- Batman vs. Spiderman?" is fun to talk about, even if it is insufferably dorky. And I've got no opinion on Ford vs. Chevy, I think it's a pretty stupid argument. But I understand how it could be fun to talk about, at least.

"Boy, I sure do hate those faggots!" I'm just... I don't get it it. It's not even a fun topic of conversation. It doesn't seem to bring you any enjoyment, and it doesn't make any of us think "Wow, that dude LIKES THE VAG so much, he hates faggots! What a STUD!"

Accusing a Cow of being gay, or harboring homosexual impulses, is one of the oldest plays in the book, and I think people were doing it just to get a rise out of @Donny Long . But when I dig a little deeper, I'm coming around to the idea that there might just be something there.
 
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The amount of people who think Donny Long *isn't* a homo with AIDS (as evidenced by the survey at the top of the thread) has gone up 600% since last night.Now, I'm no scientist or statistical wizard, but I bet maybe the tardrage is working, Donny! If you keep yelling in capslock, we'll all know that you're super straight and not a fag. Listen and believe, brothers!

Lol but 99% of us still think you're a flaming homo with HIV. Do us a favor and turn yourself in, bro.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
Decided to try and add some more players to make the game more interesting.:julay:
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Here's to hoping we'll hear from them soon enough. Kinda anticipating their input on more personal situations around the guy, but who knows. Donny should arrive again within the next few hours (at least from how often he's been posting). By then, I want to believe at least one of them will speak up. Especially from Monica.
 
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Yaks said:
This cow is already slightly above Shaner since at least this guy got laid enough to get AIDs.

(Even if its from thai hookers)
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Maybe he meant as in the NOTICE ME SENPAI behavior? Which I will say that I've been guilty of as well, and I'll stop that. This has the possibility to be a good thread, and I don't want it to go to shit with autistic shitposting like Shaner's did.



 
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Checkered Spotlight said:
Maybe he meant as in the NOTICE ME SENPAI behavior? Which I will say that I've been guilty of as well, and I'll stop that. This has the possibility to be a good thread, and I don't want it to go to shit with autistic shitposting like Shaner's did.


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That's why I just don't acknowledge his presence at all. A good rule of thumb is "Have the last 5 people said pretty much the exact same thing I'm going to toward the raging aids ridden gay mongoloid? I probably shouldn't."
 
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Read this for the first time, pretty hilarious. I haven't even gotten past the first page yet, but I just have to comment on that video where he gets his ass handed to him by a bunch of women. Gotta love how he instinctively starts going for the crotch once he's on the ground even though, again, he's getting his ass handed to him by a bunch of women.
 
Three thoughts before I go to bed.
1) Dropping dox on 15,000 people has got to be a Guinness Book record. I mean, even if he restricted himself to just posting the stage name/real name/pic of just the ones who were HIV+, he'd still might be able to kinda sorta claim he's doing us all a public service. But an Ashley Madison Hack style mega brick of every superfluous detail of every person in the rolodex of every player in porn....including the parents, dentists and housepets of even the fringiest of fringe players....that's petty overkill.

2) His twitter has #GODLIFE tags on it, and that is hilarious to me. Like he doesn't get the disconnect between being a pious christian and being a depraved pornmonger. Every time he boasts to us "I've been involved in 1,200+ pornos" he should actually be confessing to his clergyman "I've been involved in 1,200+ acts of adultery....for which I was paid money for....and for which I unrepentantly boast about online.....and I get enraged at anyone who doesn't think that is awesome." Sooooooo he gave into Lust....AND Greed....AND Pride.....AND Wrath.

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2 1/2) I was thinking earlier about Judas Iscariot.
Donny Boy is worse than Judas.
Judas didn't sell his own ass for those thirty pieces of silver, and Judas only betrayed One of his friends. Not 15,000 of them.

3) He has a really weak chin. A sure sign of low testosterone. That's allright though. As his double chin grows, it will eventually devour the weak chin his God cursed him with.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Pretty sure the 'God' part has nothing to do with religion. He calls himself the God of Porn and he winning at life.
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Why is it the more incompetent the lolcow, the more likely they are to declare themselves a god?

Maybe I have too high a standard or I've read too many comics when I was a kid, but the word "God" has been cheapened and devalued to the point where any unwashed yutz can claim to be one, and it is really annoying.

Shampoo simple rule: If you can't shoot lightning from your eyes or cause earthquakes via sheer will, you are not a God.
 
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Absinthe said:
So I did a little digging around to see if I could gather more info for the thread and I stumbled upon some articles porn blogger Mike South wrote on him.
This one lists Donny's whereabouts as of Sep. 2015: http://www.mikesouth.com/mike-south...ob-black-where-are-the-shit-stains-now-12268/
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mostly unrelated but:
Mike South said:
Michael Whiteacre aka Ari Scott Bass aka Uncle Peg used to be the inside guy for the lesser site
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holy lolcow crossover Batman! it's the "mediator" for Davis Aurini and Jordan Owen, who helped finish Owen's version of The Sarkeesian Effect.
 
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