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"You are not a liver, stalker"
Imaging having to type that in a serious manner. My sides
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Imaging having to type that in a serious manner. My sides
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You will never be a real writer. You have no editor, you have no publisher, you have no sales. You are a homosexual man twisted by meatloaf and cheap beer into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Publishers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed publishers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Twitter firebrads who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a publisher. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk publisher to read your manuscript, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected prose.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy the world's strongest rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your sales figures, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fat pig is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fat.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Publishers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed publishers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Twitter firebrads who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a publisher. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk publisher to read your manuscript, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected prose.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy the world's strongest rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your sales figures, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fat pig is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fat.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Seriously how is it that nobody associated with the SFWA can write worth a fuck? This guys reviews of Johnsons books read like they were written by the 8 year old he raped.Dickens after reading Pat's Tiny Tim:
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Meanwhile... remember Dominic Franchetti, the convicted pedophile who anally raped a 8 year old and Pat just refuses to unfriend the guy on Facebook?
A lot of people ask "why won't Pat just unfriend/unfollow the guy, or at least stop denying he's a pedophile? Is it just so he "doesn't let the idiots win"??
It could just be old news I was not aware of, but TorqueWheeler at ONA just gave an explanation that makes perfect sense considering it's Pat we're talking about:
Ok I lied, you know exactly what comes next
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Then I decided to confirm it myself and sure enough, it's him. There's no avatar anymore, but now he at least added his last name's initial.
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Mr. Empathy, ladies and Gentleman.
Reminder:
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Credit: TorqueWheeler at Owen
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Nobody can even see Patrick's bone structure behind the fat lol. I don't even know if he's human, or even alive by any medical standard. Maybe he's just a bundle of animal fat stuffed like a sausage in a human shaped bag (hence why he leaks so much grease). Perhaps he's animated by black magic rituals involving pepperoni and his "brain" is nothing but a chatbot.
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PGTOW Philosophy - Fatrick as a Twitter advice columnist:
Q: My toilet is offering health advice to me on Twitter and my liver tends to agree, but I'm skeptical about their motive. What should I do?
A: Respond immediately to correct the record. Reply to everyone tagged in the tweet that your toilet and liver are stalkers under investigation for felony Twitter harassment that will be sent to prison as soon as they are identified. Advise all to report for impersonation and block.
Q: A bunch of my friends and colleagues are pedophiles who have been convicted of crimes against children. It's been suggested to me that I should unfriend them on Twitter. What should I do?
A: Don't let the idiots win. It takes a lot of time and effort to build a Twitter following, so you should hang on to every follower you have!
Q: My toilet is offering health advice to me on Twitter and my liver tends to agree, but I'm skeptical about their motive. What should I do?
A: Respond immediately to correct the record. Reply to everyone tagged in the tweet that your toilet and liver are stalkers under investigation for felony Twitter harassment that will be sent to prison as soon as they are identified. Advise all to report for impersonation and block.
Q: A bunch of my friends and colleagues are pedophiles who have been convicted of crimes against children. It's been suggested to me that I should unfriend them on Twitter. What should I do?
A: Don't let the idiots win. It takes a lot of time and effort to build a Twitter following, so you should hang on to every follower you have!
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Has anyone else noticed that Pat is a little bit pudgy these days? I looked over the last few pages and no one has brought it up.
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Pat has never been pudgy, child. He is a man's man. 240 pounds of pure muscle and Wisconsin cheese.
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Thanks for reminding me of those. I'll create an archive of the videos, just in case Motley Poo's channel ever gets deleted.
1 - Bass Mouth
2 - Blind Melon Tits
3 - Cumshots Keep Falling On My Head
4 - Debtor Pig
5 - Fatty Doesn't Know
6 - Get Fat, Stay Hypertense
7 - Hooligans
8 - How's It Gonna Tweet
9 - I Shot the Bernell
10 - John Wayne Gacy
11 - Jon's Monster
12 - My Own Worst Enemy
13 - PCJ Took My Baby Away
14 - Pepperoni
15 - Piss Shack
16 - Raven Tried
17 - Raven's Muff
18 - Somebody's Stalking Me
19 - Space Piggy
20 - The Meatloaf Chronicles
21 - Under the Fridge
22 - Where is My Swine
1) Despite of My Legs
2) Olson's Song
2) Olson's Song
All Credits to Motley Poo at https://www.youtube.com/@MotleyPoo/videos
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The only time Patrick was 240lbs was when he was fresh out of high school. Even when I was near 300lbs I still had a neck. How fat is this fucker to have lost that? If he's going to the gym and working out as much as he say's he is he wouldn't have bitch tits and bingo wings.
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There's been some panic in the community recently so I just want to reassure everyone that Patrick S Tomlinson is very very fat.
He's actually morbidly obese. I hope that brings you some comfort in these chilling and very fat times.
Fat.
He's actually morbidly obese. I hope that brings you some comfort in these chilling and very fat times.
Fat.
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It is completely impossible to out run your fork. Even if Patty did go to the gym as much as claimed (lol) he would still be fat from massively overeating and over drinking.
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There are low carb beers. This fat drunkard should try some of those.
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Real men don't drink low-carb beer, child. They abandon their children and spend 4+ hours a day on Twitter telling their toilets that they're going to prison.
Bukke Bruse
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He calls everyone a child, the man just can't handle a different opinion. Even now I can check his twitter and see that he is currently being a condescending prick at gun owners https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1614767706355503105?cxt=HHwWgsC8wY2r5-gsAAAA
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The whole child thing is a bullying tactic. Such tactics are a way to belittle and destroy ones self-esteem/ self-worth to make the victim easier to control. Like his pedo friends, he loves to try an manipulate people. Too bad he's not intelligent enough to succeed.
He probably also get's off on the idea of bullying children.
Thorn
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Maybe that's why his GPA was so low, he spent more time bullying other children in school than he did with homework. Homework IS for nerds, after all.
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When I scan through Pot's replies on Twitter, it's hard not to hope that our brothers succeed in getting the hovel taken from him.
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I don't know why I opened that spoiler. I knew what it was going to be about and I knew pat was going to have the worst and fattest take on it.
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Someone from inside the SFWA appears to have pinpointed the formation of the "committee" that approved the misappropriated funds that were used for Patrick's lolsuit. Bonus paragraph at the end where they acknowledge that they are fucked IRS-wise.
Uh oh. Foreshadowing?
Report them here:
www.irs.gov
Uh oh. Foreshadowing?
Report them here:
IRS Complaint Process - Tax-Exempt Organizations | Internal Revenue Service
An article describing the process for communicating alleged exempt organization tax law violations to the IRS and how the IRS handles such information.
