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VenomPlug said:
"Everyone does it so I did nothing wrong"

I remember similiar excuse from certain someone who shits himself.......

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Yes, he was masturbating on cam and he thinks it was natural and funny cos everyone does that. Again, sounds just like CWC explaining his Dirty, Crapped Briefs. Now I wonder if Phil also shits himself during streams. Won't be surprised.
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There's a difference between masturbating in the privacy of your home by yourself and yourself alone, and masturbating on camera in front of your own viewers that are potentially underaged children.
 
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Dade said:
I'm suprised Leanna haven't cracked a joke at it yet if she did that without him knowing she would.
imagine Phillips reaction it would be gold because his ego would probably shatter so hard you could hear it world wide
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I wonder if Leanna would dump him. He's always been gross and creepy but now he's actually a serious embarrassment to be in a relationship with.

Also, imagine looking at that O Face. At least she doesn't have to look at it for more than a few seconds.
 
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Count groudon said:
The reason this is ruining Phil is because he completely lacks any charisma and it was a perfect example of just how disheveled he's become.
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The initial reaction to something like this is such a huge part of how it's going to play out. People like sex. People masturbate. Even married couples tend their own fields sometimes, it's not weird. (Although holy shit, Phil is even sub-mediocre at pleasuring himself). But when your response to getting caught is "I was scratching my leg!" you're showing a very real and pathetic weakness in your personality. And people love attacking weak points.
Sometimes people space out. You lock your keys in your car, or you run your phone through the laundry machine, you put handsoap on your toothbrush because you're hungover and distracted. It's not smooth, but it happens. And sometimes it happens when you're on the toilet or getting laid or rubbing one out. If you forgot to lock a bathroom door and someone walked in on you, it'd be embarrassing, but everyone involved could roll their eyes and laugh about it. But if you angrily insisted that you weren't pooping, you were cooling off your ass on the porcelain cause it's so hot out, no seriously guys I wasn't pooping come on. No one would ever, ever stop making fun of you. People would bring that up twenty years later, and openly laugh at you, and you'd deserve it.
Everyone's always given Phil a hard time for being a grown up version of that fat spoiled kid that can't be wrong and is a constant sore loser. But this really takes the cake. This is way worse than his usual "Nu uh, I have special fire superpowers and I can't be frozen even in a game of freeze tag so I actually won and the real winner lost" bullshit. This is Phil actively helping to document what a needy cowardly liar he really is.

Phil might survive a bit longer, like the bloated festering sewer rat caught in a gas station bathroom that he really is deep down. But this is his eternal legacy now. More people are going to know Phil Burnell as "that dude that spanked it on cam and called it an itchy leg lmao" than as the dude who once sorta placed but didn't even get bronze in a bugged street fighter tournament a long time ago.
 
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AnOminous said:
I wonder if Leanna would dump him. He's always been gross and creepy but now he's actually a serious embarrassment to be in a relationship with.

Also, imagine looking at that O Face. At least she doesn't have to look at it for more than a few seconds.
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She probably doesn't want to look at it at all. Judging by his pump action, he doesn't get laid often. So he faps often. Phil is probably the type to do two thrusts in her, nut, then roll over and go to sleep without even pleasuring her.
 
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Redeemer and Destroyer said:
She probably doesn't want to look at it at all.
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We don't know as much about Panda as we do about some other lolcows roaming about, but sooner or later her biologicial clock is going to start ticking. And when she starts scanning around for a batch of genes she wants buried in her, well... watch Phil jerking off again and try to imagine her saying "Yes. That. I want more of that, I want to breed another one of those." Even really dumb girls end up cucking guys like Phil when they find someone who actually has balls, because your system knows good genetics when it sees them, and Phil looks like something that got flushed from a sperm bank for being frozen too long that somehow miraculously still turned into a person. And that's all ignoring that Phil isn't even on the maybe-list for starting a family since he doesn't want kids, cause 'Da Busness' isn't stable enough, and also because he's a lazy greedy selfish pig who would probably put a child up for adoption before cutting back on his fast food budget. If Panda isn't getting side action, it's because she's storing up some nuts for winter.

This train is going to crash, and spectacularly so. It might take longer than everyone expects since the Phil train is incredibly slow, just like it's conductor. But that cliff just keeps getting closer and closer, and sooner or later...

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Hey, the realest motherfucker on the internet even shows his loyal fans his O-face.

I guess the idea is if he embraces it and calls it funny, somehow all the people making fun of him for accidentally jerking it on camera will want to watch all his videos.

And yeah, Leanna is probably thinking of jumping ship because otherwise, her future will be full of asking if her boyfriends the guy who jerked it on stream.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
Dude is an undead cockroach. Every time you think that this guy is done, he can't keep doing this, this is his lowest, and he's going to have to find a real job soon. He somehow continues and yet sinks even lower then previously expected.

At one point I predicted that 2016 will be his last but I dunno. The big question is: how much more pathetic can he get?
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Someone once posted a fallout profile pic of phil with all the attributes zeroed out. I disagree, I'd give him a luck of 8-10 at least for some of the stuff we can see. If I give him one thing its that he's gotten stuff (serious adult house, girlfriend) and lasted far longer than almost anybody would have believed. His youtube career is still going, nuff said. He has a considerable flow of cashmonies from patreon defying all reason. He throws money around like brewster and never seems to actually go bankrupt or have to tighten his belt despite all his protests to the contrary. Against all odds he's lasted through what would have killed an ordinary person's career and reputation hundreds/thousands of times over. That..is impressive. Dude must have a magical horseshoe up his ass. Oh and there's also his ability to consistently push the boundaries of lolcowdom further and further.

I think it is absolutely hilarious.
 
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