Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

You do get some, usually either sex offenders or wokebros trying to pick up the aforementioned idiot girls, or both. Or closeted guys like Rod Fleming who think it's not gay if the other guy wants to be called she/her. But most men I think are aware of how creepy some other guys can be, and don't want them around the women and girls they care about.
Rod Fleming is a gay pedophile
 
Has anyone actually seen a successful facial feminization surgery on a troon? No matter the outcome you can bet his face reveal is going to be heavily filtered. All MtF troons filter their faces to oblivion. Hell probably post something like this

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We already know Dyldo doesn't give a shit about tucking. He'd be making TikToks about normalizing ballerinas having bulges.
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Anyway Dylan would suck at Ballet because he doesn't have the right poise. He's constantly gurning like a maniac and sort of flopping about in that exaggeratedly goofy musical theatre way. He actually reminds me a bit of Agnes Letestu when she danced Odille in Nureyev's Swan Lake and she had this manic grin as she taunted the prince. She was still very dignified though, which Dylan is not.

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Tbh , i dont really give a shit anymore, i was just trying to have a convo with you in the absence of any Dyldo posts, but you are taking yourself way too seriously about this. Calling yourself a "real dylan stan" and shit lmfao, like come on dude.
First of all, do you know what corner of the internet you're on? This is Kiwi Farms, bro, where people take other people's lives too seriously and shit-talk about it in-depth.

I was having a convo with you, but you literally don't even know the subject were talking about. Frankly, it's insulting talking to you, what with your lack of knowledge and all. And yeah, i am a stan because I'm on this forum speculating about this particular LoLcow. Do you even know how KF culture works?

TLDR; do you need me to call a doctor to prescribe something for that butthurt?

Now for something completely different.

I found this Dyldo interview from 2021
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We had the good fortune of connecting with Dylan Mulvaney and we’ve shared our conversation below.

Hi Dylan, what do you attribute your success to?

I think the biggest factor behind my success is being 100% authentic. As a content creator on social media, I want to make sure that I am being as true to myself as possible. It can be scary to put yourself out there, especially on the internet, but I took the risk and people have enjoyed my authentic self and chosen to follow along! I think if you find what your niche is, and stick with it, people will come. I had to try a lot of different things before I found the parts of myself that people enjoyed the most, and have built on those things to produce more content



We live in a time where it is fairly easy to create and broadcast yourself, so don’t be afraid to get messy and just do it! Alright, so let’s move onto what keeps you busy professionally?

I am a broadway actor, but most recently, I’ve built a following on Tik Tok. When the virus shut theatre down, I needed a place to put my creative ideas, and making videos was therapeutic for me. I discovered my niche, which was interacting with animals, and people loved it. I also get to sprinkle in parts of myself such as LGBTQ+ topics and musical theatre appreciation. It’s so much fun. I’ve learned that for every win you have, you’ll have a hundred losses. You can’t let that make you jaded and negative towards the world or the industry. Every time something doesn’t go my way, instead of cursing my luck, I find ways that it made stronger and I move on to the next goal. For anyone hoping to get into the entertainment industry, I would recommend being as kind to yourself and as authentic as possible. The times I have succeeded were because I was unapologetically myself and people could tell. And I’ve lost when I pretended to be something that I wasn’t. Be you!

Let’s say your best friend was visiting the area and you wanted to show them the best time ever. Where would you take them? Give us a little itinerary – say it was a week long trip, where would you eat, drink, visit, hang out, etc.

San Diego! My favorite city on earth. I would start with breakfast at Snooze in hillcrest, followed by a morning in Balboa park. Pick a museum or the zoo and make a day of it. Then make it to La Jolla cove for the afternoon and do a little shopping and beach relax. Follow that by some dinner in Little Italy at Davanti, and then follow with a Show at the Old Globe or some drinks at Polite Provisions!!!


Shoutout is all about shouting out others who you feel deserve additional recognition and exposure. Who would you like to shoutout?

I would love to give a shout-out to a role model of mine, Sean Hayes. Although I don’t know him personally, he has paved the way for LGBTQ people in the entertainment industry immensely. He acts, produces, hosts, and is a person with immense talents. I want to wear a ton of different hats like him one day! He also is not afraid to be feminine and I love him for that. He’s one of the only people I’ve seen on tv that felt like a reflection of myself. I hope to tell him that one day!
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The face of true AuThEnTiCiTy
 
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I think the biggest factor behind my success is being 100% authentic.
I had to try a lot of different things before I found the parts of myself that people enjoyed the most, and have built on those things to produce more content
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Even without reading those two incongruous statements side by side, Dylan is one of the most inauthentic creators out there. Even if he was 100% serious about everything he shared, the presentation is extremely over-the-top and performative so that it can't feel authentic. I'm SURE it just so happened that the "real" you was also the one that got you the most clicks, though. For sure, for sure.
 

Wonder how long he’ll wait with telling his adoring fans that he fucked up his face?

I genuinely think hes having a meltdown rn. If it wasnt the botchjob that did it, then its the pressure to reveal himself. Imagine what the notifications from 10million subscribers sounda like? If hes smart then hes already turned them off, but that just means its gonna be that much worse when he gets back to it.

@Ona Quest this is kiwifarms where we laugh at retards. You literally sound like a lolcow yourself rn, its embarrassing dude. Chill out a bit.

Edit: holy shit i just checked out your fuckin profile, it all makes sense now, you basically ARE a lolcow :story:

Its actually made this whole argument with you kinda worth it actually. I never woulda checked otherwise. And to think i thought your name was an Opie and Anthony reference lmfao.
 
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I genuinely think hes having a meltdown rn. If it wasnt the botchjob that did it, then its the pressure to reveal himself. Imagine what the notifications from 10million subscribers sounda like? If hes smart then hes already turned them off, but that just means its gonna be that much worse when he gets back to it.
His handlers are probably prepping Dyldo 2.0 as we speak.

Dyldo 2.0 comes with these amazing new features:
-proficient in any and all tucking methods
-more receptive to handler commands
-enhanced emotion control
-come pre-packaged with "friends" so he looks less sad and isolated
-has some body fat to "hide" his obviously male skeleton
@Ona Quest this is kiwifarms where we laugh at retards. You literally sound like a lolcow yourself rn, its embarrassing dude. Chill out a bit.

Edit: holy shit i just checked out your fuckin profile, it all makes sense now, you basically ARE a lolcow :story:

Its actually made this whole argument with you kinda worth it actually. I never woulda checked otherwise. And to think i thought your name was an Opie and Anthony reference lmfao.
My first few days on this site were retarded and this guy puts me to shame.
 
who else is dying of curiosity?

what'd they do, break his nose or something?

its either really bad OR he can't handle the pain long enough to do a short tiktok monologue.

this might seriously hurt the cause--Biden's favorite troon too fucked up to even do a simple update?
 
In day 3 he literally becomes a bimbo with the help of some dumb blonde woman.
That's not "some blonde" that's a woman who made her whole brand "I'm a hot lezzy bimbo and I love gurls lmao"


 
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