Lolcow Johan von Hellsten / avillemedia - Autistic Creator of A-Ville (his answer to CWCville) who Likes to Collect Lolcows and Hates KF

[Ambivalenz]

This is the "Belch Fan Art Drawing"

Spoiler

I don´t see why he was mocked because of it, like really.

Edit:

Cringeworthy story about "Johan von Hellsten", let´s assume by himself.


Now it gets funny, either the story by "Johan von Hellsten" is plagiarized from fanfiction.com or he is some guy who used the name "Ghollow" and appears to be from the Philippines with an interest in the Gintama universe. @chimpburgers

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10927601/1/Gintama-Alternate-universe

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6374200/Ghollow

http://archive.is/y6dX7

http://archive.is/uj7MD

 

[chimpburgers]

Hello!

 

[Charles Kinbote]

The "A-ville™ multimedia concept" deserved a thread regardless of any interaction with Kiwis or other cows, in my opinion.

Maybe it's because I missed the livestreams from Aaron McCluske's hijacked account, but I'm confused about what, if anything, Johan has to do with that Oats kid.

 

[Ambivalenz]

By now it´s seems rather safe to assume that when we talk about "Johan von Hellsten" we have to talk about Iconoclast as well. Now I´m not familiar with him at all, but a fast crash course via his thread and ED. First, JvH made Iconoclast fan art, second he seems to have a special hateboner for Dr. Merkwurdichliebe for being called gay.

Interesting enough, Iconoclast made a comment as a rebuttal on Aug 7 last year:

These people show a phenomenal inability to think for themselves, blithely believing in anything anyone tells them that furthers their diseased agenda, despite any and all evidence to the contrary. I think one of two things is happening: (a) Doctor Merkwurdichliebe is fabricating these "sources" of his, which means he is lying, or (b) his sources, who have their own secret agenda, are lying to him, and he believes them without question... which means he's just stupid. I say ol' Doc Murky should be challenged by the mods at OTF to produce the names of his sources immediately, or else cease his vile and destructive campaign against me. He makes the whole place look bad by distributing unsubstantiated and outright incorrect or falsified information, and I would suggest he be banned from the forum. By protecting this guy they only make themselves look bad and open themselves up to a world of legal problems. I don't know why they keep defending this cretin, this frigtard, this dishonest Deutschland douchebag, this little sour kraut, this massive albatross around their necks. What do they get out of it? He'll only drag them down into the gutter with him if they don't cut him loose.

http://haggismccrablice.deviantart.com/journal/?offset=20

http://archive.is/dLpwV

JvH claims in the screenshot provided by Boldyspicy of being called gay as well. What throw me off is his "before he gets a lolcow thread on his own." Which makes me think JvH is rather a rabid Iconoclast fanboi/asspatter with maybe a lot of projection going on. He burns accounts more often than he probably changes his underwear. None of his art is any way original. Fan art drawings, plagiarized stories and his soundtrack to his "multimedia" concept is songs by Scandinavian metal bands or some Ambient, apparently.

Also for comparison´s sake "Haggis McCrablice" DA gallery

http://haggismccrablice.deviantart.com/gallery/

 

[crayolasword]

Maybe it's just added to conspiracies when there's nothing there but I just noticed another odd interaction he's had. Viking Boy Billy. Wasn't this Waterman's screen name?

 

[chimpburgers]

Maybe it's just added to conspiracies when there's nothing there but I just noticed another odd interaction he's had. Viking Boy Billy. Wasn't this Waterman's screen name?

That is in fact his screename.

 

[Ambivalenz]

Maybe it's just added to conspiracies when there's nothing there but I just noticed another odd interaction he's had. Viking Boy Billy. Wasn't this Waterman's screen name?

Another cow, which at least is consistent with what I assume happened. Now take this with a grain of salt but from what I can tell, JvH has for some odd reason a rather negative opinion of the farms. OK, cool, a lot of people have.

Somewhere in March/April he started to collect cows for a vendetta, maybe it goes way back earlier, for two possible scenarios. A) either for a personal army, or B) to hijack an account, any account, to do the shit he did with Aaron. Now, it didn´t go as intended because he was even dumber than the cows he befriended and followed. Until he found Aaron, someone he could outsmart, a guy with an IQ of 72.

The whole situation has nothing to do with Aaron himself, he was just the only one who literally can´t defend himself. JvH needed a low-functioning autist like Aaron to go to war with the Farms, he is that much of a coward and loser. I´m sure Mommy von Hellsten is proud of her gay son.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Another cow, which at least is consistent with what I assume happened. Now take this with a grain of salt but from what I can tell, JvH has for some odd reason a rather negative opinion of the farms. OK, cool, a lot of people have.

Somewhere in March/April he started to collect cows for a vendetta, maybe it goes way back earlier, for two possible scenarios. A) either for a personal army, or B) to hijack an account, any account, to do the shit he did with Aaron. Now, it didn´t go as intended because he was even dumber than the cows he befriended and followed. Until he found Aaron, someone he could outsmart, a guy with an IQ of 72.

The whole situation has nothing to do with Aaron himself, he was just the only one who literally can´t defend himself. JvH needed a low-functioning autist like Aaron to go to war with the Farms, he is that much of a coward and loser. I´m sure Mommy von Hellsten is proud of her gay son.

Are we sure it was him? I thought it was the Oats guy? Was the whole point really to hack Aarons account to make it look liek we did it or something? What did he think would result from that?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Are we sure it was him? I thought it was the Oats guy? Was the whole point really to hack Aarons account to make it look liek we did it or something? What did he think would result from that?

I'm honestly not sure. Given the fact that Oats was present in the livestream chat, and nobody really seems to know of Aaron besides us, I'm sure he had something to do with it.

 

[Ambivalenz]

Are we sure it was him? I thought it was the Oats guy? Was the whole point really to hack Aarons account to make it look liek we did it or something? What did he think would result from that?

I'm honestly not sure. Given the fact that Oats was present in the livestream chat, and nobody really seems to know of Aaron besides us, I'm sure he had something to do with it.

I don´t know anymore either if this Oats guy and von Hellsten are the same person or not.

JvH burns a lot of accounts, but thanks to webcache, pastebin etc he has nevertheless a large footprint so it is possible to form a picture. He hates the Farms, mostly because he sees himself as some kind of one-man internet vigilante to defend the poor, poor lolcows from us evil cyberbowlers. That he has befriended a lot of the cows who are observed and talk about here is a fact, what he really wanted to achive with it is another question.

I sort of have my doubts by now too that Oats is the same guy. He seemed more agressive than JvH, who is mostly a whiner who has achieved exactly nothing. Fan art, stolen stories, and his so-called media concept is a joke. iE he tried to give it some sort of legimacy with a "soundtrack", when in reality it´s just a collection of bands and songs he likes. That´s a rather simple minded, autistic guy who jerks off to My Little Pony and has convinced himself that´s totally not gay, while being #triggered when being called gay, even in jest.

 

[crayolasword]

His version of calling us out?

 

[Lorento]

So, I've been looking at this 'Comic' of his. This intro is gold.

Spoiler: Pure sperg

His character profiles for his spergy as fuck A-Ville universe are awesome.

Spoiler: First

So we have the bland main character who I'll bet is based off our author IRL.

We have the foreign friend who has a Swedish flag on his stomach, y'know, just in case we don't get that he's Scandinavian.

And we have 'The Woman.' who is skilled in the field of alternative medicine.

All three of these could probably have threads if they actually existed. Also, gotta love that Personality. "Hyperactive." "Could be pessimistic at times."

Now the villains.

Spoiler: Villains

Well, the first one anyway. Since comparing A-Ville to CWC-Ville triggers him, here's a blatant rip off of the True and Honest Frost the Witch.

Spoiler: That moment when you steal from Chris Chan

It's literally the same character design.

And her lackeys.

Spoiler: Lackeys.

"Long John Quicksilver." Never heard that before.

And as for the Murgazag....the Jerkops, they are literally Jerkops only more....Gothic.

God this is fantastic.

In conclusion, I'll let his story do the talking.

Spoiler: More tism

 

[Ambivalenz]

We have the foreign friend who has a Swedish flag on his stomach, y'know, just in case we don't get that he's Scandinavian.

Sweden? He has a thing for Scandinavia for realsies.

Johan Hellsten (born 25 December 1975) is a Swedish chess grandmaster (2004).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_Hellsten

Even his "name" is stolen. If we ever had the need for a "Pathetic Cow" tag I´d say that´s the one. He so desperately wants to be creative even he is not; absolutely fucking everything of his is based on someone´s else work. At a guess he is already back at DA with a new account, following the art cows again, or certainly soon-ish.

 

[crayolasword]

Hi Johann!!

 

[Charles Kinbote]

I'm honestly not sure. Given the fact that Oats was present in the livestream chat, and nobody really seems to know of Aaron besides us, I'm sure he had something to do with it.

I don´t know anymore either if this Oats guy and von Hellsten are the same person or not.

I would be floored if it were proved that the FPS-playing, mom-sassing brat from the backwoods of Maine and the troll-hating autistic who made this web comicmultimedia concept are the same person, and rather surprised if they turned out to be friends or collaborators. The personalities are too different. As for the purpose of hijacking Aaron's accounts, it seemed all directed to messing with us, not with Aaron, who was just the means.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I would be floored if it were proved that the FPS-playing, mom-sassing brat from the backwoods of Maine and the troll-hating autistic who made this web comic are the same person, and rather surprised if they turned out to be friends or collaborators. The personalities are too different. As for the purpose of hijacking Aaron's accounts, it seemed all directed to messing with us, not with Aaron, who was just the means.

Doesn't make a lot of sense to mess with Aaron of all people. He's not really among the most popular cows.

Though, I suppose he was the only one dumb enough to be tricked by their bullshit. Dobson and Wu are both a lot of things, but legally retarded isn't one of them.

 

[Cable 7]

Why does everyone in A-Ville™®© look like a knock-off south park character? Plus, I swear to christ, this kids art reminds me of something realyl obscure. I just and put my finger on it.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

This is the "Belch Fan Art Drawing"

Spoiler

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FbdoXy8J.jpg&hash=2f07d264b996c76c99efa0af760beebc

I don´t see why he was mocked because of it, like really.

He's mentally handicapped and he's still a better artist than Jon Sweet.

Speaking of which, does this mean that Johan is a racist just like Jon thumb?

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.gyazo.com%2F846f7292ef1c1750d5ad47b198f18c4f.png&hash=d68a7e49298535d390bf1c086699ab5f

This reads like the characters from Earthbound, where the lead & his girlfriend have ESP & the third guy just does "construction work".

 

[Doc Cassidy]

So, I've been looking at this 'Comic' of his. This intro is gold.

Spoiler: Pure sperg

His character profiles for his spergy as fuck A-Ville universe are awesome.

Spoiler: First

So we have the bland main character who I'll bet is based off our author IRL.

We have the foreign friend who has a Swedish flag on his stomach, y'know, just in case we don't get that he's Scandinavian.

And we have 'The Woman.' who is skilled in the field of alternative medicine.

All three of these could probably have threads if they actually existed. Also, gotta love that Personality. "Hyperactive." "Could be pessimistic at times."

Now the villains.

Spoiler: Villains

Well, the first one anyway. Since comparing A-Ville to CWC-Ville triggers him, here's a blatant rip off of the True and Honest Frost the Witch.

Spoiler: That moment when you steal from Chris Chan

It's literally the same character design.

And her lackeys.

Spoiler: Lackeys.

"Long John Quicksilver." Never heard that before.

And as for the Murgazag....the Jerkops, they are literally Jerkops only more....Gothic.

God this is fantastic.

In conclusion, I'll let his story do the talking.

Spoiler: More tism

It says there that one of his phobias are skeletons. Seriously that's fukin racist!!!

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

It says there that one of his phobias are skeletons. Seriously that's fukin racist!!!
https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Frs250.pbsrc.com%2Falbums%2Fgg270%2Fmistyrosefamgrl%2FPurity+Ball%2Fgraphiczzz%2FNEWMYPHONE008.jpg%7Ec200&hash=96f73f535b840da39cbc46451112ae01

Oh okay then.