Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Spangled Drongo]

In which Stephanie, who had a hysterectomy and has been talking about her vaginal agenesis for YEARS, claims she is not female and has no vagina

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In which Stephanie claims to have an obvious mustache, which, lol, but holy shit she's getting fatter

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In which the stunning and brave "transmasc" "bxy" creates a very accurate, masculine, boyish (sorry, "bxyish") representation of herself, the very gay male himbo masculine man boy man that she totally is

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Her avis never fail to make me laugh. They're obviously fully aspirational, she never looks anything like them. Since they're obviously only what she wishes she looked like, you'd think she'd at least make them look....idk, like the "masc" dudebrohim she's larping as? Keep eating ice cream and start taking testosterone, you'll be even more of a fat balding woman, only with a neck beard. What you won't be is fragile feminine flower-crown forest nymph, lol. More like Danny Devito playing the Penguin.

Yeah, right, lack of a dick was the only reason she was assigned female at birth - even if she might have a wonky vajayjay, all the external female bits are there as proven by those horrifying nudes, and she had the internal bits too before those were taken out so went through typical female puberty. The whole concept of intersex is inaccurate, too - rather than evidence that there's more than just male & female, what these conditions really mean is that the person was supposed to be born one or the other but something went wrong along the way.

Honestly it baffles me how medical conditions like that are considered inherently "queer" when most of the time all people with those conditions want is to get on with their lives and don't want to be lumped in with the rainbow crowd.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I decided to check her twitter and I caught one from 54 seconds ago! Obviously it’s been a couple minutes because I had to write this post though. [A]
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Continuing from the screenshot of her tweets posted yesterday, here’s what we got, from oldest to newest.
She live tweeted a movie [A]

Cat [A]

HATING NEOPRONOUNS MAKES YOU TRANSPHOBIC [A]

I don’t know what this reply has to do with her being retarded [A]

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Her running commentary about any movie she is watching drives me up the wall. All she does is describe the plot as it happens: 'this has just happened... Now this has happened... Now this character is doing this... Now this is happening.' It's a self centred and self indulgent thing she does, because anyone who was mildly curious about the movie before probably feels like there's no point in watching it now. She provides no unique takes on the movie that would sway someone to want to watch it. It boggles my fucking brain why she bothers doing it, because no one interacts with what she is saying, so she is literally tweeting into the void, rather than just sitting and watching it. She can't even stay off Twitter to enjoy a movie. Maybe it's a retarded 'not like other girls' attempt at flexing: 'I watch horror movies, I'm so wEiRd.'

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Yarrow wants to be celebrated, admired, and maybe even desired; but the sex drive doesn’t seem to actually be there.

She has talked about masturbating and sex toys before so I think she does have a sex drive/sexual urges but I think she is too self obsessed to want to have sex with a boy that isn't safely inaccessible.

 

[The Salt Mines]

Regarding sex and Yarbles, I think she's just extremely emotionally stunted/immature. I don't even mean this as an insult. I just legit think she has the sexual awareness of a preteen girl where you have all these naughty hormonal feels, but the idea of actually having sex is terrifying. She's not ace, or gay, or a man...she's just horny but can't conceptualize actually going through with getting dicked down, because it's scary to her.

I was a 13 year old girl once, it's awkward AF...you have this bourgeoning sexuality, but no emotional capacity to act on it. No shame there, but it becomes pretty awful if you can't cope or mature beyond that point as woman approaching middle age and it manifests into Staph territory.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

no one interacts with what she is saying, so she is literally tweeting into the void

honestly that’s all of her tweets. unless she’s picking a fight. the rest of everything else on her page is her retweeting etsy shop creators who have much nicer products to sell, which boggles me because she still hasn’t thought “hm, my stuff looks like dogshit compared to these beautiful earrings”

 

[PBR Streetgang]

I decided to check her twitter and I caught one from 54 seconds ago! Obviously it’s been a couple minutes because I had to write this post though. [A]
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Continuing from the screenshot of her tweets posted yesterday, here’s what we got, from oldest to newest.
She live tweeted a movie [A]
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Cat [A]
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HATING NEOPRONOUNS MAKES YOU TRANSPHOBIC [A]
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I don’t know what this reply has to do with her being retarded [A]
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"I can't help what sick shit I'm into. Just leave me and my Tumblr blog alone. "
Translation:
"ATTN: I'M INTO SICK SHIT AND WRITE ABOUT IT ON TUMBLR. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT "

Also, "My doctor thinks my neo-pronouns are neat!" means that she told her doctor her goofy-ass pronouns, the doctor nodded politely and said, "neat!" and then moved on. What else is a doctor going to do, tell you it's ridiculous and ensures nobody takes you seriously? Of course not. Not to mention, "you don't like fake pronouns but my doctor does!!" is how a child defends something, because they think "doctor = grown up authority." But in an argument about politics & identity nobody cares about one random doctor's polite comment. It's like arguing "my plumber likes my paintings" or "my mom thinks I'm smart" lol

 

[Anna O]

I have been digging through her tumblr and will post my screenshots of the interesting bits in the morning unless someone beats me to it (way too sleepy to format a longer post at the moment, sorry). In doing so, I have unfortunately become the bearer of the news that Stephanie has branched out into Michael Jackson x Richard Ramirez fanfic (archive hyperlink is refusing to cooperate for me on mobile at the moment but can be found at http://archive.today/rfg0p)

 

[Spangled Drongo]

"I can't help what sick shit I'm into. Just leave me and my Tumblr blog alone. "
Translation:
"ATTN: I'M INTO SICK SHIT AND WRITE ABOUT IT ON TUMBLR. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT "

Also, "My doctor thinks my neo-pronouns are neat!" means that she told her doctor her goofy-ass pronouns, the doctor nodded politely and said, "neat!" and then moved on. What else is a doctor going to do, tell you it's ridiculous and ensures nobody takes you seriously? Of course not. Not to mention, "you don't like fake pronouns but my doctor does!!" is how a child defends something, because they think "doctor = grown up authority." But in an argument about politics & identity nobody cares about one random doctor's polite comment. It's like arguing "my plumber likes my paintings" or "my mom thinks I'm smart" lol

This isn't any ordinary doctor, though, it's one working for a "gender affirming" clinic, so he or she would have to already be drinking the kool-aid. Staph would be far from the only person to come into the clinic with a wacky identity - that said, it's a sad state of affairs when you have people who went through years of med school only to be brainwashed into treating what's really just the latest youth subculture as a genuine medical issue.

Regarding sex and Yarbles, I think she's just extremely emotionally stunted/immature. I don't even mean this as an insult. I just legit think she has the sexual awareness of a preteen girl where you have all these naughty hormonal feels, but the idea of actually having sex is terrifying. She's not ace, or gay, or a man...she's just horny but can't conceptualize actually going through with getting dicked down, because it's scary to her.

I was a 13 year old girl once, it's awkward AF...you have this bourgeoning sexuality, but no emotional capacity to act on it. No shame there, but it becomes pretty awful if you can't cope or mature beyond that point as woman approaching middle age and it manifests into Staph territory.

Yup. Her posts do often read like the writings of a lot of teenage girls who think the solution to their confusion around their feelings is to go troon/non binary. The sort of girls who might be a little socially awkward, notice their more popular and extroverted peers are getting into relationships, wish for the same, but they don't want a guy like their male classmates who only seem to care about tits and ass or the creeps who leer at them on the street, they want something more romantic. Which is precisely why yaoi/other fictional media with gay guys appeals to these girls, it portrays a relationship that's both romantic and sexual and doesn't have any of those embarrassing girl parts. Staph's new "I'm a non binary gay queer fairy boy!" phase reeks of the typical fujoshi to FTM pipeline.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

This isn't any ordinary doctor, though, it's one working for a "gender affirming" clinic, so he or she would have to already be drinking the kool-aid. Staph would be far from the only person to come into the clinic with a wacky identity - that said, it's a sad state of affairs when you have people who went through years of med school only to be brainwashed into treating what's really just the latest youth subculture as a genuine medical issue.



Yup. Her posts do often read like the writings of a lot of teenage girls who think the solution to their confusion around their feelings is to go troon/non binary. The sort of girls who might be a little socially awkward, notice their more popular and extroverted peers are getting into relationships, wish for the same, but they don't want a guy like their male classmates who only seem to care about tits and ass or the creeps who leer at them on the street, they want something more romantic. Which is precisely why yaoi/other fictional media with gay guys appeals to these girls, it portrays a relationship that's both romantic and sexual and doesn't have any of those embarrassing girl parts. Staph's new "I'm a non binary gay queer fairy boy!" phase reeks of the typical fujoshi to FTM pipeline.

Having met some of those docs (I did time living in a liberal city), ime the kool-aid they've had is of the "highly educated in a STEM field and extremely sheltered" variety. I think they buy the "I'm going to kill myself unless you help me and then I'll be a happy normal person" myth. I often wonder if, when confronted with the reality of these shambling wrecks who obviously have other mental health problems, whether or not they're startled & disturbed by it. Much like white liberals who want to work with "the poor" and/or "minorities" and have a very specific fantasy of what that will look like, which is then totally (and often hilariously) shattered.
Or they could be equally brainwashed. Totally possible.
Or psychos like Dr. Teetus Deleetus.
But the gender therapists? They're 100% all completely nuts. They don't just drink the kool-aid, they're Jim Jones.

 

[90 Day Beyonce]

Yup. Her posts do often read like the writings of a lot of teenage girls who think the solution to their confusion around their feelings is to go troon/non binary. The sort of girls who might be a little socially awkward, notice their more popular and extroverted peers are getting into relationships, wish for the same, but they don't want a guy like their male classmates who only seem to care about tits and ass or the creeps who leer at them on the street, they want something more romantic. Which is precisely why yaoi/other fictional media with gay guys appeals to these girls, it portrays a relationship that's both romantic and sexual and doesn't have any of those embarrassing girl parts.

100% agreed with this, and to add - they know they find boys/men attractive, but they can't visualise themselves as a guy's girlfriend - the stereotypical vapid, fun-ruining, shopping-obsessed, nagging, blowjobs-on-tap partner from all the media (and creepy social media MTFs) they're absorbing. So...become the boyfriend?

Staph has shown us via her fanfic what she wants out of a relationship and it's....uh, well it's something different to that?

 

[JaneThough]

"I can't help what sick shit I'm into. Just leave me and my Tumblr blog alone. "
Translation:
"ATTN: I'M INTO SICK SHIT AND WRITE ABOUT IT ON TUMBLR. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT "

Also, "My doctor thinks my neo-pronouns are neat!" means that she told her doctor her goofy-ass pronouns, the doctor nodded politely and said, "neat!" and then moved on. What else is a doctor going to do, tell you it's ridiculous and ensures nobody takes you seriously? Of course not. Not to mention, "you don't like fake pronouns but my doctor does!!" is how a child defends something, because they think "doctor = grown up authority." But in an argument about politics & identity nobody cares about one random doctor's polite comment. It's like arguing "my plumber likes my paintings" or "my mom thinks I'm smart" lol

Yeah she mentions some nurse in a hospital. You think a nurse has time to give two shits about some neo-pronouns? They probably were like “oh cool” to just avoid having to get into a conversation so they could move on to the next person. The last thing a nurse wants to do is get in some stupid conversation over politics with a patient.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

She can’t delete Twitter again. Unfollowing NSFW blogs from Tumblr was good enough. [A]

More witch shit and she’s going to give us a “HUGE” update and 50% off. [A]

Something tells me I’ll live if I miss it.

Panic attack because medical paperwork mishap, but good news, she’s getting her HRT! [A]

This is her pinned tweet, repeating the previous things I’ve shown you. I don’t know what her update is but it’s probably something stupid. [A]

 

[Anna O]

The incident Gyro was melting down over the other day:

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Yes, that is the entire extent of it.

And her totally proportionate reaction:

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In other news, she has graciously offered up her patch-making skills to the hordes of Dahmer fangirls clamoring for merch:

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Btw, these are the buttons she mentioned:



I for one have no idea whatsoever why the people ordering these aren’t also falling all over each other to snag a Yarrow Original.

 

[redbarchetta]

Surprised we missed this. I went digging because it seemed unusual she would let it go and say nothing. Is it too soon to be hoping for a Lisa Marie ghost harem adventure?

 

[Anna O]

She definitely sperged out about Lisa Marie on Tumblr as well. I can’t find the screenshots at the moment but I’ll keep digging lol

 

[MetalParakeet]

Lots of cows claiming some rejection dysphoria lately.

That pain you feel when someone points out you're a cunt is guilt for being a cunt. It can be fixed by not being a cunt

 

[Ophelia]

Yarrow, I like true crime. You simp for a pathetic trash monster. Not the same thing. Nor is it merely “dark and edgy.”
If you are on the edge of panic attacks for these things, tell whatever medical person you’re seeing. It sounds like you need anxiety medication. They want to know things like this.
Also, your parents are fucking saints for how they’re treating you. Thank them.

That pain you feel when someone points out you're a cunt is guilt for being a cunt. It can be fixed by not being a cunt

Just like physical pain warns us that we need to figure out what’s wrong with our bodies (“Ow! I have a splinter in my foot!”), that kind of emotional pain warns us that we need to take a look at how we’re treating others (“Ow! Everyone is mad at me!”). If you ignore the physical pain, your body could get fucked up (“Ow! My foot is swollen and hurts all the time!”). If you ignore that emotional pain, your life and relationships will not get better. They’ll probably get worse (“Ow! No one wants anything to do with me!”).
Edit: formatting

 

[forgotten corn]

I can’t get screenshots right now, but she’s sadposting on her tumblr because Jeff cheated on her. Fucking lmao. This is getting extra pathetic.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

What's her current Tumblr? I can screenshot