The Marriage of Ethan and Amanda Ralph (née Morris) - A photographic journey

[Elvis]

Ethan Oliver Ralph and Amanda "May " Lynn Morris were joined together in holy matrimony on Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 at The Little Vegas Chapel with yours truly, Elvis Aaron Presley (1935-1977) officiating the ceremony. In attendance was Rozanna "Rozy" Ronalda Ralph, the daughter of the bride and possibly the groom. Unfortunately no other friends or family were present for the ceremony.

I invite you, the well-wishers, to take my heavily bejeweled hand and accompany me on a trip down memory lane as we experience this magical ceremony as if we were actually there, if only in spirit.

Spoiler: shitload of images

 

[Elvis]

 

[Elvis]

 

[Elvis]

Whew thats all of 'em.

 

[AltisticRight]

Thanks OP for ruining my afternoon tea by transubstantiating these horrific zoophilia images into the approval queue. Maybe Josh can triple my salary.

 

[Fannyscum]

How embarassing! The Lil Vegas Chapel must get some real trash coming through their doors but I think the Ralphs must have set a new low. Hilarious that his infected finger is featured so prominently, forcing Meigh to kiss it is the coup de grace for this humiliation ritual. He's wearing dirty trackpants and his shoes from the Portugal beatdown video. His giant tits look bigger than ever, safe to say any weight he may have lost he's gained back again with interest.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Thank you for the photos Mr. Presley, but I'm going to have to scold you for something.

You were the only other person in that room, and you didn't do your duty to object to the wedding on behalf of the rest of humankind and horsekind alike.

 

[Beef Elemental]

We need a team of ayylawgs working round the clock making koolaid edits.

 

[Lomax]

I laughed hard when i saw Ethan's wedding ring was papaws gunt ring while May gets no wedding ring. Just gets her cheap engagement ring re-gifted to her. How is this shit real

 

[Joe Swanson]

Thanks OP for ruining my afternoon tea by transubstantiating these horrific zoophilia images into the approval queue. Maybe Josh can triple my salary.

3 times 0 is still 0

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Wait, is this the actual Elvis who officiated this!?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

May almost squatting and crouching in the photo cracks me up. I just want to know if Gunt told her to crouch down or she’s so well trained that she immediately contorts anytime she stands next to the fat midget.

But OP @Elvis you are missing some great shots of May’s chewed up fingers trying to force the pawpaw pimp ring back onto Gunt’s red, crusty home.

 

[Derpy]

His outfit is so bad, it feels like it could be out of spite. Maybe they had an argument about wedding clothes and he did his usual wigger proclamation that nobody tells him what to do. It’s like nothing in his outfit makes sense, the hat, waffle henley, shoes, etc.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Congratulations to the happy couple! May they continue to film Chris Chan getting arrested.

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

These are wonderfully exploitable. For anyone that isn't good with Photoshop, there's lots of free options to remove watermarks.
This site isn't the best but it worked decently enough after running them through a couple times

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[Juhlonduss]

These are wonderfully exploitable. For anyone that isn't good with Photoshop, there's lots of free options to remove watermarks.
This site isn't the best but it worked decently enough after running them through a couple times

Remove Watermark - Upload Images to remove translucent watermarks - Watermarkremover.io

The watermark remover tool allows you to remove watermarks from your images for free in just few seconds, no signup required.

www.watermarkremover.io

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I had a go at removing the watermark from one of the ring rash pics, wasn't completely successful, it stopped making any changes after the third iteration. The same site has a free AI upscale tool, so I took the best result and blew it up for everyone to enjoy.
Non-upscaled

Upscaled

 

[Insanely Retarded]

You can almost see the thought bubble above Ralph saying "I got you Harry you son of a bitch!"

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

I had a go at removing the watermark from one of the ring rash pics, wasn't completely successful, it stopped making any changes after the third iteration. The same site has a free AI upscale tool, so I took the best result and blew it up for everyone to enjoy.
Non-upscaled
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Upscaled
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Ha, first time seeing the inflammation from pawpaw's ring. Ralph's unbelievably dense sometimes. Just have the band widened and use a ring liner made out of a less reactive metal, dummy.

 

[Truly Rural]

Thank you very much Elvis for showcasing that; as God intended Pig is shorter than a Horse.

 

[Claude Sigma]

A tale of heights, in a few pictures.

She was bobbing her knees (or removed her shoes) in pictures she thought were cropped above waist.
This is considerate of her, but shaming for him. Good move on his part with the hat though, it makes him look taller on first look.