Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 16.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 119 36.3%

  • Total voters
    328
If you want other things to talk about that are funny you could talk about Andrew "Legal Mindset" d'Adesky. His bankruptcy lawsuits got found recently by @Balldo's Gate and give a clear reason why he fled to Korea. He is a less spergy version of Ralph and #1 youtube ballwasher of Nick.
You'll get no argument from me about Andrew being Nick's ballwasher but...

Something doesn't seem right about him fleeing to South Korea just over five figures of debt.

I think there was either there was a dead hooker found behind a Arby's in Miami, or there's something else we're missing...

If that IS true though, Andy is more sad than DSP. How embarrassing.
 
You'll get no argument from about Andrew being Nick's ballwasher but...

Something doesn't seem right about him fleeing to South Korea just over five figures of debt.

I think there was either there was a dead hooker found behind a Arby's in Miami, or there's something else we're missing...

If that IS true though, Andy is more sad than DSP. How embarrassing.
Could just be that he wanted to go somewhere already and figured he might as well kill two birds with one stone.
 
You'll get no argument from me about Andrew being Nick's ballwasher but...

Something doesn't seem right about him fleeing to South Korea just over five figures of debt.

I think there was either there was a dead hooker found behind a Arby's in Miami, or there's something else we're missing...

If that IS true though, Andy is more sad than DSP. How embarrassing.
I think it was a mix of 3 things

  1. He just got fired after losing a big case(he claims some chick messed up)
  2. He just failed to go independent in his home town
  3. He was getting creditors calling.
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It was a perfect shitstorm of life ruination primarily caused by his own actions.
 
Ah, the Tucker Carlson/Rachel Maddow defence? It wouldn't wash here in the UK.
America has freedom of speech unlike our retard island. You have to have VERY airtight justification (most of the time) for prosecuting someone in the US for something they said. Of course, the biases of the judge will always play a role but yeah constitutional rights (in theory) will fuck over any prosecutor who doesn't have his shit together. In the UK, you can straight up get arrested for half the shit I say on this website. Why bother with a defamation trial when you can just scream "hate speech" for most shit?
 
Went back through chat last night. Accidentally F5'd midway through the twitch stream the other night by the look of things.

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First we have Art fighting over not being a cuck by a new challenger
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cynthialibtard was arguing with xino_z, it seem I missed most of the context about this as this went on all throughout the weekend by the looks of things. Xino declared anonymous mode where you @ with your codeword? Idk seems absolutely retarded, which is to be expected. Aparently there was a Sally crying fest but sadly I missed it.
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Chat is discussing Claire and Elissa again, go figure. They are mad about "bullying". This isn't bullying, it's called getting your laundry aired out.
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In the morning people were still fighting about/with Cynthia, apparently lasting 12hrs+
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Something cynthia was claiming was that Cgoody was in a private discord with an underage girl with the permission of her mother. Which is a reallllly bold claim and I definitely would like to see some receipts on this. There is some spillover in the other conversations before, but I never saw Cgoody say he wasn't in this so called discord. Just that he never talks to a child in a "negative way". So cynthia if you are reading this, join the farms, DM me and I'll post them or post them publicly if this is true.
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Chat continued to reeeee about Cynthia while she was out of chat. Trying to have a nice little cope session
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Finally we get to the DND chat last night. Nick mentions that he is trying to get out of it (didn't screenshot it) due to it being a drawn out campaign. The host is supposedly looking for a replacement for him. Also we find out that Nick went on a Christian missionary trip to Mexico to build something with a bunch of kids. Can't imagine a drunk degenerate looking over a bunch of kids. Never gave a time frame on when this was, but I'm guessing it was a while ago.
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Edit: Forgot the Sally lewds that she continues to send due to her "ODD"
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Being a relative newbie in internet lore, I spent the last few days going over Dick Masterson's thread and the parallels are extensive. Nick hasn't had his cuties moment, but I'm expecting it soon. He does have one thing going in his favor though. Locals, while a pit of degenerative parasocial idiots, allows him to voice his hypocritical copes outside the public eye (whereas Dick did it on Twitter).

As far as Nick's old audience, there are definitely members in locals who have been there for a while. I've also been going through some of his old streams and Andrew_Wahoo (grumpy dwarf pictured previously) was in chat.
I'm predicting that Nick's gonna say some gay shit about lolis. He's dipped his toe into gay anime territory when the weebs joined his chat during the Vic Mignona stuff so it wouldn't surprise if his degenerate shit and anime shit collide and he says something ill-advised about lolis. The backlash won't be as bad as Masterson talking actual real life exploited children but it'll still be pretty bad.
 
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Could just be that he wanted to go somewhere already and figured he might as well kill two birds with one stone.
Could be. I just don't think most people, especially a lawyer, would flee the country over two bankruptcy suits in the low five figures. It sucks, but it's not an existential crisis. Unless I'm missing something, and/or he's on the hook for millions.

Ralph is in Mexico because he's trying to avoid child support. Different problem.

Mind you, I think all of Nick's capos are lame. LM included. It's not like I wouldn't laugh at it. I'm just not sure I buy that being the reason he's there.

I checked out one of his videos just now and he claims he's there for the food and women. He wanted to live in Japan, but it was closed due to COVID, and Korea was the backup option.


What I'm reading from this is he's a weeb with yellow fever. That's kinda funny, and the anime haters on the Farms will be rolling their eyes right about now, but it's not super-duper hilarious or scandalous.

I think it was a mix of 3 things

  1. He just got fired after losing a big case(he claims some chick messed up)
  2. He just failed to go independent in his home town
  3. He was getting creditors calling.
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It was a perfect shitstorm of life ruination primarily caused by his own actions.
Again, maybe. I dunno. Possibly worth some additional research. Again, not defending the guy, I just think there's more to this than a bankruptcy.
 
This is so mindboggling to me (given how dramatically different it is to the UK) that I had to Google it. This was the first case I turned up. Coincidentally, it's also a Minnesota case.

It seems to make the opposite claim to the one that you're making here. Am I misunderstanding something?

Briefly: Pat has an 18 year old girlfriend. Defendant calls him Pat The Paedophile online. Pat loses his job as a cop so sues defendent for calling him Pat the Paedo. Court enters judgement as a matter of law because calling someone a paedo is defamatory per se. and jury awards general damages and special damages. Special damages is overturned on appeal, the rest stands.

This bit in particular stood out to me:

"With this rule in mind, we hold that in almost every circumstance a reasonable listener would believe that calling a person a pedophile imputes serious sexual misconduct or criminal activity to that person. It is, therefore, defamatory per se."

Here: http://injurylawstpaul.com/messages/154.htm
A better, fuller discussion of the case here: https://casetext.com/case/longbehn-v-schoenrock-1
News coverage: https://www.pinejournal.com/news/former-moose-lake-police-officer-wins-retrial-in-defamation-lawsuit

I'd definitely be settling if it was me.

That is one case in one jurisdiction, but its not what I would consider a settled issue nationally. The way I would describe the current state of things is that in some jurisdictions, there are legal tests applied to establish if calling someone a pedo is or is not per se defamation. Its become a contextual question of how the statement is made.

The best thing I can do is point you to another decision from another state to see the logic of how they decided a very different result from the minnesota case.

2020 Decision from the Iowa Courts

The problem with the tests proposed in most courts is that they are very subjective and they allow the legal system quite a bit of flexibility to decide subjectively if calling someone a pedo is per se defamation or not. It allows the judge to use their spider-sense to determine what the intent of the person was. That is how the law officially works in the light of day.

Practically speaking behind the scenes, it seems to often come down informally (not as a matter of official law) to:

a) How much damage was done to the person by the accusation
b) Was the person making the accusation going to be accepted as credible in saying what they said.

If I know you, say you are a pedo and you lose your job or suffer business losses, that can end up being per se.

If I'm someone who really doesn't know you, is generally regarded as a loudmouth idiot and someone nobody in the general public takes serious and you don't really suffer from the accusation....not per se.
 
Why is Nick so fatigued every Monday?

I love these chats specifically:
The reason so many people have an issue with the lewds (aside from the obvious thottery) is that the simps in chat take over the entire chat with their "Yas queen you so sexy" replies. You'd think that these high IQ individuals in locals would see the similarities.

Yup. Art is a massive cuck. EB needs no man to guide her.

I'm glad I made Nick laugh with that one. Odd that he knew about it though since he doesn't read his thread anymore.

Wait, isn't Montegraph suing Nick because Nick called him a pedophile? Are these people incapable of seeing the similarities?
 
Could be. I just don't think most people, especially a lawyer, would flee the country over two bankruptcy suits in the low five figures. It sucks, but it's not an existential crisis. Unless I'm missing something, and/or he's on the hook for millions.
There might be other lawsuits that haven't come to light, but my best guess is he already wanted to leave the US and didn't care about coming back, so the bankruptcy was the final nail in the coffin. If you're going to run off and start a new life somewhere else, why bother paying off a debt that you'll never have to worry about?

A long time ago I knew a guy who did something similar but with college, he owed a bunch of money but dropped out before graduation, and just never paid it back because there wasn't much they could do to him as he didn't plan to buy a house any time soon or to go back to college ever.
 
Yeah, I'd be careful about using CRP as a source for anything. I know Godwinson repeats these stories and finds them funny, but funny and true are not the same thing.

Just to give you some idea, CRP has also been saying for almost a year that the Russians are five minutes away from overrunning Kiev. I think the dude is legit deranged.
It's not just CRP who has made these claims. Ralph has also said the same thing about Kayla sitting on CRP and Warski's lap. He's a garbage-tier source, but he hates CRP, not to mention Warski, so the criterion of embarrassment applies.

Ralph also made a claim along the lines that that upon being offered weed, she asked where the "harder stuff" is. That one I treat as very likely true, since Nick brags about doing MDMA semi-regularly now, and I would say that can be safely classified as "harder". That makes me treat the other claim with less skepticism.

The last story about balcony(?) or whatever I think originated from a poster on this thread who implied they were an eyewitness, and not a named source such as CRP or Ralph.

Interesting that he refers to him by his last name there instead of Null or Josh. I can't recall ever seeing or hearing him do that before. Kinda like he's a little pissed.
One thing to keep in mind is that the video on the Elissa clips channel referred to him as "Joshua Moon", and many people on the Locals were discussing the clip while appearing to have no context as to who he was before they watched that video.

This is somewhat odd since they are all long-time watchers and not people who hopped on during the Depp trial!

I think it was a mix of 3 things

  1. He just got fired after losing a big case(he claims some chick messed up)
  2. He just failed to go independent in his home town
  3. He was getting creditors calling.
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It was a perfect shitstorm of life ruination primarily caused by his own actions.

Do you have any more information as to bullet point (1)? Even a hint as to any video to check out?

I found his PLLC with respect to point 2, but nothing that would suggest an urgent need to shut up shop quickly.
 
Nick claims that we are looking for a trad dad, (He had a series that was ironically named something like trad dads) but it seems that what he is looking for are sycophants. Very funny times ahead.

I remember reading this very thread a while ago thinking that the survey answer of "When he becomes a lolcow" concerning when to post his dox would never happen. Lul.
 
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Art: Elissa is a pedo!
Also Art: How dare you call CGoody a pedo!

Art is truly the gift of unbridled stupidity that keeps on giving.
Art reminds me of one of Tonka Saw's audience members, the real johnka.

Come to think of it the wine moms were a Part of the Tonka Saw audience too. Tonka Law?
 
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