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- Oct 10, 2020
Ralph just announced that the Guntstream KingPin 2 will be held on 5/13/2023. More details to come as they are released.
Will it be in the same bowling alley?
Will the now mold-infused trophy be turned over?
How much of a shitshow will it be this year?
Tune in to find out!
Orginal plans were for:
Restream to watch (It's Cog): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ruo6tOvwLs
Summary:
-Nothing happened
-Stream starts hours late just like last year
-There were like50 people MAX here in this year, mostly AF nobodies. (Update: VHS Archives counted 22)
-Most the "celebrities" from last year didn't come. It was just a few AF bigwigs like Beardson, Woozah, and wuzelroot.
-No one bothered to aylawg the event cause it was so uneventful. Gratz to Ralph on having an event that wasn't swatted!
-They don't even have the bowling alley to themselves. They've got like 4 lanes reserved, while the general public is coming in and using the rest. It's hard to tell if those 50 people are even there for the event.
-People noticed early that there was a woman in a leather skirt, dressed like a whore, who a man introduced to Ralph as Amanda and immediately fucked off. Probably a hooker. She's not seen for most the night. Dunno if she fucked off too or if one of the general nobodies there paid her and fucked off to fuck her. (See update below)
-Evening started with bowling where Ralph was taking everyone's turns.
-Stream issues out the ass with skipping audio and frame drops. Eventually Ralph gives up and stop streaming like 30 mins into the event and we're stuck watching the AF streamers the rest of the night.
-Some nigger was rapping.
-ummm
-ummmmm
-Oh yeah, Ali Jamal was there and gave some speech that no one cared about. Eventually the AF people got drunk and started bullying him, and Ali doesn't drink. At one point Ali went outside, trying to get away, probably having autistic sensory overload. They followed him out. It was clear he didn't want to be there. Some people confused Ali Jamal for Ali Akbar the pedo.
-Most the night, Ralph was sitting in the corner, alone and quiet, drinking water, clearly miserable that he couldn't drink his beloved Maker's Mark.
-There's a theory that Ralph got served papers from Meigh/Harry and that's part of the reason he was miserable.
-Ralph spent the last hour of the event browsing and posting on twitter non-stop.
-The AF guys are over in the games area having fun.
-Eventually, they go over to talk to Ralph and see that Ralph is trying to sneak out, he says that he's going to Whataburger.
-Event over
-Another all-time banger from the Killstream?
Update on the hooker:
Aylawgs found her instagram profile. She's a "Model" with a husband. She was wearing the same outfit in a post 2 weeks ago that she was last night.
Will it be in the same bowling alley?
Will the now mold-infused trophy be turned over?
How much of a shitshow will it be this year?
Tune in to find out!
Orginal plans were for:
- Friday, May 12: wrestling event
- Saturday May 13: Kingpin 2
- Sunday, May 14: Movie premiere at Ali Jamal's parents' house, with up to 150 attendees expected.
Restream to watch (It's Cog): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ruo6tOvwLs
Summary:
-Nothing happened
-Stream starts hours late just like last year
-There were like
-Most the "celebrities" from last year didn't come. It was just a few AF bigwigs like Beardson, Woozah, and wuzelroot.
-No one bothered to aylawg the event cause it was so uneventful. Gratz to Ralph on having an event that wasn't swatted!
-They don't even have the bowling alley to themselves. They've got like 4 lanes reserved, while the general public is coming in and using the rest. It's hard to tell if those 50 people are even there for the event.
-People noticed early that there was a woman in a leather skirt, dressed like a whore, who a man introduced to Ralph as Amanda and immediately fucked off. Probably a hooker. She's not seen for most the night. Dunno if she fucked off too or if one of the general nobodies there paid her and fucked off to fuck her. (See update below)
-Evening started with bowling where Ralph was taking everyone's turns.
-Stream issues out the ass with skipping audio and frame drops. Eventually Ralph gives up and stop streaming like 30 mins into the event and we're stuck watching the AF streamers the rest of the night.
-Some nigger was rapping.
-ummm
-ummmmm
-Oh yeah, Ali Jamal was there and gave some speech that no one cared about. Eventually the AF people got drunk and started bullying him, and Ali doesn't drink. At one point Ali went outside, trying to get away, probably having autistic sensory overload. They followed him out. It was clear he didn't want to be there. Some people confused Ali Jamal for Ali Akbar the pedo.
-Most the night, Ralph was sitting in the corner, alone and quiet, drinking water, clearly miserable that he couldn't drink his beloved Maker's Mark.
-There's a theory that Ralph got served papers from Meigh/Harry and that's part of the reason he was miserable.
-Ralph spent the last hour of the event browsing and posting on twitter non-stop.
-The AF guys are over in the games area having fun.
-Eventually, they go over to talk to Ralph and see that Ralph is trying to sneak out, he says that he's going to Whataburger.
-Event over
-Another all-time banger from the Killstream?
Update on the hooker:
Aylawgs found her instagram profile. She's a "Model" with a husband. She was wearing the same outfit in a post 2 weeks ago that she was last night.
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