Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 61 2.4%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 54 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 106 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 203 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 734 28.6%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,032 40.3%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 12 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 74 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 73 2.8%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 654 25.5%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 198 7.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 371 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 91 3.6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 305 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,562
They've literally turned GTA Online into a Hot Wheels playground. The physics don't even work well with the loops and ramps.

Also, why give players tools to grief each other, yet punish people defending themselves from griefers? Make it make sense, R*.
 
Rockstar is full of mentally challenged "developers" that don't know how online multiplayer even works.
 

I like to watch videos where the ones buy old school vintage televisions to play GTA III on the PS2 with them. It’s pretty relaxing.
I kind of hate these faux VHS videos made by zoomers. VHS was shit, but it wasn't THAT terrible. There's the fact that no one would set up a camcorder to record a TV screen, since you can much more easily just hook up a game console to a VCR and do a clean recording.

I'm probably just turning into an autistic boomer, but I see this shit mostly with terrible analog horror creepypasta videos and it annoys me.
 
I kind of hate these faux VHS videos made by zoomers. VHS was shit, but it wasn't THAT terrible. There's the fact that no one would set up a camcorder to record a TV screen, since you can much more easily just hook up a game console to a VCR and do a clean recording.

I'm probably just turning into an autistic boomer, but I see this shit mostly with terrible analog horror creepypasta videos and it annoys me.
It's kind of like how Zoomers think pink grid cyberspace shit was *everywhere* in the 80's

It really makes me realize that a lot of Zoomers first experience with the "80's" was fucking Far Cry Blood Dragon and Kung Fury
 
Finally, I was able to finish GTA V, and I'm considering whether to finish loose ends and finish any collectibles and remaining side missions. While on GTA IV the only shit I got infuriated with was with the driving, mostly with helicopters and cars from time to time, as well as when walking on high places where you tend to fall down if there's not enough legroom if you turn. GTA V's arcade-y driving physics threw me off a bit after coming from GTA IV, first few seconds felt like all vehicles were running in oil but I got used to them pretty quick.

But there's a lot of things that pissed the hell outta me, there were a bunch of questionable design choices in this game. namely:

- The cops. The fucking cops. It takes a while to lose them, and the game tells you at the beginning that after you exit the flashing red/blue spot you can hide in places. Except this doesn't work all the damn time, since either cops will spawn just near you, or know your hiding spot even no matter how secluded it is and a cop will go by your place. And no, there's not even a "last seen going on" chatter. They just seem to magically know where you are. To a lesser extent, but still annoying, they'll ram you aggressively in the rear too. And these fuckers start to pack heat at 2 stars which can happen easily, and oh, some of them will be carrying shotguns which are very lethal in this game. They are accurate with guns, even when you're going fast inside a vehicle. And they tend to shoot the tires off your car.

- Many missions don't pay out, making you rely on heists and business. You'll have to manage your money but it's a far cry from past GTA games where if you do enough errands you'll be able to save a lot of money. There are various ways to get money, but Michael has the least options. They're really pushing hard the heists (which are limited) and stock buy/sell, which can be only done late game easily.

- The absolute need for cover and regenerating health makes this game similar to CoD for me. You die off quickly on this game, compared to past titles and this is something I can never get used into. And like cops, most enemies are fucking accurate. It would be understandable if you are facing off law enforcement, soldiers or those private army guys, but gangsters being this accurate ruins the "realism" if this is what they're aiming for. But hey, at least you have the special abilities, and for both Michael and Trevor it really helps a lot.

- Finally, the original score. If you're doing a mission, chances your radio will be off and the game will be replacing the banger you're listening to with the game soundtrack. Or if you are being chased by cops and get off your car and get back which is fucking stupid. It plays on every single damn thing, on every small mission you enter into while on free roam (like those property missions) and sometimes, they don't fit at all! Almost all of them sound like SimCity background music bullshit and sound underwhelming on the scenes they play on, especially compared to most music on the radio (or your music if you have put any, for sure). Not only they seem shoehorned and forced, you can't even hear them clearly alongside the stuff going with the game! So they're horribly mixed for the game too.

They do fit on some moments, like that scene where you drive back to that snowy town and Trevor chasing some Lost MC, which actually sounds awesome. But the rest, nah. I don't know why the music works that way here and you can't turn them off, and I can't even find a mod that fully fixes this behavior; just the one that replaces these tracks with silence. Rockstar probably went lazy and fucked up here, or they had a contract with the band(s) who made those tracks which I believe plenty if not all was made by Tangerine Dream to have their soundtrack used like this. I haven't heard of these guys until now but after some searching around, they seem to have some good reputation. But on this game, their tracks have a lot to compete against.

There are some stuff about the story but plenty of people threw shade and stuff at that already, but these ones I feel deserve more spotlight, especially the music. Seriously the music sounds like some Sims shit.

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It really makes me realize that a lot of Zoomers first experience with the "80's" was fucking Far Cry Blood Dragon and Kung Fury
both are good shit, the problem seems to be zoomers being obnoxious youngsters like pretty much any adolescent or young adult trying to fit in a group.
just more retarded since face to face interactions were pushed to be irrelevant to their generation because marketing niggers, grid style cyberspace shit is also in tron and gtao's deadline is since 2016
Rockstar is full of mentally challenged "developers" that don't know how online multiplayer even works.
R*'s treatment of gta online mode is a crime play where you do dirty shit to win and they go for it, that's why pretty much all stuff allows you to play dirty and grief others, that's par for the course.
even cheating in game to get godmode and shit fits what they are pushing for.
 
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Finally, I was able to finish GTA V, and I'm considering whether to finish loose ends and finish any collectibles and remaining side missions.
Don't bother, they aren't fun and don't reward you with anything notable. The devs must have known this as you don't even need to complete everything to get "100%".
 
Don't bother, they aren't fun and don't reward you with anything notable. The devs must have known this as you don't even need to complete everything to get "100%".
Yeah, I've checked those side missions and I saw that there's vehicle rewards from some of them but there's nothing to use them for after endgame.

The ufo parts are just a hassle to get because some of them can be reached by hopping off from an aircraft, and some of those Epsilon missions seem unfun.

Yeah, I'll just uninstall the game now to free a hundreds worth of drive space.
 
I kind of hate these faux VHS videos made by zoomers. VHS was shit, but it wasn't THAT terrible. There's the fact that no one would set up a camcorder to record a TV screen, since you can much more easily just hook up a game console to a VCR and do a clean recording.

I'm probably just turning into an autistic boomer, but I see this shit mostly with terrible analog horror creepypasta videos and it annoys me.

It's kind of like how Zoomers think pink grid cyberspace shit was *everywhere* in the 80's

It really makes me realize that a lot of Zoomers first experience with the "80's" was fucking Far Cry Blood Dragon and Kung Fury
the 80s was a mistake
 
There's the fact that no one would set up a camcorder to record a TV screen, since you can much more easily just hook up a game console to a VCR and do a clean recording.
There's this guy. He's not big yet but you might have heard of him:
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I p[laying RDR1 right now (still a great game). The one thing I love most about RDR/GTA is that point in the game where you're just a few missions in. The area around the start becomes "home", the stakes aren't too high yet and you get the opportunity to just chill out and take in the world. Hennigan's Stead and Ganton in SA are perfect examples of this. The early parts of the games really exemplify the sandbox genre and you can see how it became so popular.

Also:
*shoots horse*
*horse falls over*
"Wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be."

All of Marston's lines when he shoots a horse are funny but this one just got me for some reason. For the next hour I'd randomly think about it and start laughing.
 
I p[laying RDR1 right now (still a great game). The one thing I love most about RDR/GTA is that point in the game where you're just a few missions in. The area around the start becomes "home", the stakes aren't too high yet and you get the opportunity to just chill out and take in the world. Hennigan's Stead and Ganton in SA are perfect examples of this. The early parts of the games really exemplify the sandbox genre and you can see how it became so popular.

Also:
*shoots horse*
*horse falls over*
"Wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be."

All of Marston's lines when he shoots a horse are funny but this one just got me for some reason. For the next hour I'd randomly think about it and start laughing.
Revolver is good too, though I've loved playing Redemption for a long time. I cannot really say the same about its successor, it's not bad but it's lacking in comparison.
 
Nope. It's the same DEFINITIVE edition as it was launched. I don't think R* or Grove Street Games are fixing it anymore.
Take Two and Rockstar are really desperate to sell shitty remakes of their iconic games before the sixth game comes out.
 
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