Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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"If my child came out as trans and wanted to go on hormones.... I'd be against it"- "Trans Ally" Keemstar about 5 minutes ago

Keemstar is making Keffals look like an absolute clown and I'm actually rather enjoying it.

Looking at the top results on Twitter for 'Keffals' right now is just Keffals being dragged to hell and back, no one gave a shit about Jai really, Keemstar potentially being the thing that has Keffals extended fan base crash and burn is really something special, especially since it was Keffals who labelled him a trans ally, Keemstar never did.
This is the only time ever I truly enjoyed Keemstar. I am not sure if he's working at an angle to troll troons, or if he's being serious, or it's his 19 year old fucktoy making him do this. But Keffals got pwned by Keemstar, and that he is getting shit for "platforming" Keemstar is fucking hilarious.

Get fucked Lucas. Keemstar, one of the biggest down syndrome sufferers I know, just pwned you. Your moobs look fucking horrible as well, stop showing them off you faggot.

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"If my child came out as trans and wanted to go on hormones.... I'd be against it"- "Trans Ally" Keemstar about 5 minutes ago

Keemstar is making Keffals look like an absolute clown and I'm actually rather enjoying it.

Looking at the top results on Twitter for 'Keffals' right now is just Keffals being dragged to hell and back, no one gave a shit about Jai really, Keemstar potentially being the thing that has Keffals extended fan base crash and burn is really something special, especially since it was Keffals who labelled him a trans ally, Keemstar never did.
the funniest thing about this to me is that anyone even remotely believes keemstar about anything. the dude is a drama obsessed retard who will say whatever to get views. his whole trans ally thing is such an obvious ploy for attention that it astounds me keffals would be retarded enough to even humor it.

especially when he went so hard towards destiny who is actually generally supportive of trans people. but eh i guess keffals thinks of this as some 4d chess play where if it messes up he can just redirect the hate towards keemstar since people hate him already. but little does he know thats not how this works. wont be long before the same people who were supporting him against us turn on him as someone who is no better than those no good kiwifarmers.
 
i guess keffals thinks of this as some 4d chess play where if it messes up he can just redirect the hate towards keemstar since people hate him already. but little does he know thats not how this works. wont be long before the same people who were supporting him against us turn on him as someone who is no better than those no good kiwifarmers.
Lucas never thought that far ahead. He's literally just trying to get attention for his dying channel, and he thinks the perfect way to do that is to jump on a much more visible retard's coat. Foresight is not a strong attribute in someone that cuts their cock off because they're unhappy.
 
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I seriously can't tell if this whole Keemstar thing is one big bit or not. Like, it's fucking Keemstar, there's no way Keffals though he was going to be a serious trans ally or whatever, right? He can't be this genuinely retarded, can he?
The backlash is about what I was expecting, and I don't see how Lucas thinks this is going to benefit him in any way.
 
You guys know that Keemstar is still a dad at the end of the day right? He might have been serious about his beliefs on trans people & sympathetic towards them. Like he'd be okay with pronouns & all that gay shit. However he knows as a parent it's not a good idea to give your child life alternating drugs. Troons are retarded because any goodwill or sympathy they get by normies like Keemstar they squander it by wanting to troon out your kids.
 
Funny thing is, Keffals has worn this exact 3 piece combo before. I'm getting the feeling Keffals has specific outfit combos for the purposes of streaming.
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That waistband is hodling with more determination than those who bought Gamestop shares.
I've recently had to brush up on women's fashion for work and that honeycomb pattern is a clever trick they've found to sneak beefier elastics into "shapewear" that is apparently a thing. It's not working well and Keffals is a dumb troon. Let's pull up "high waist control leggings" on Amazon, prime only, and yahtzee! SEASUM Women's High Waist Yoga Pants Tummy Control Slimming Booty Leggings Workout Running Butt Lift Tights less than halfway down the page.
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This is marketed towards the ones that don't particularly need shapeware. I am unsure what wizardry the people at Spanx sorted but I can tell you there's a marked difference in quality. Cheaping out is a great way to lock in the busted-biscuit-tin look. It'd still take several layers of some beefy fucking hardware to wrangle that gut. Like $100-200 job, not $20.
 
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I seriously can't tell if this whole Keemstar thing is one big bit or not. Like, it's fucking Keemstar, there's no way Keffals though he was going to be a serious trans ally or whatever, right? He can't be this genuinely retarded, can he?
The backlash is about what I was expecting, and I don't see how Lucas thinks this is going to benefit him in any way.
There was a time where I considered the possibility that Keffals was just a very effective troll. That all the dumb shit he said and did was just a way to get more attention, but over time it just became apparent that Keffals is fucking stupid. Look how often he deletes his tweets. He doesn't think things through, he just reacts and the realizes his mistakes afterwards.
 
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Hopefully this archive works correctly, this is my first time trying to upload a video here.

I seriously can't tell if this whole Keemstar thing is one big bit or not. Like, it's fucking Keemstar, there's no way Keffals though he was going to be a serious trans ally or whatever, right? He can't be this genuinely retarded, can he?
The backlash is about what I was expecting, and I don't see how Lucas thinks this is going to benefit him in any way.
keffals seems to be the type of person where if a convicted pedophile told him they were no longer attracted to children he would be one of the first people advocating to get that pedophile a job at a daycare. then he would act surprised when said pedophile gets busted for trying to kidnap children.

dude seems to only care about the big picture he thinks up in his head. the idea of the attention he would get from supporting someone like keemstar is all he can focus on the details of everything else dont matter.

same shit as when he started the dropkiwifarms nonsense all he was thinking about was the end goal he made up in his head where he becomes the biggest trans streamer ever and becomes super famous and rich.

he reminds me of one of those cartoon characters who come up with these grand plans to get rich or take over the world or whatever but they never think about anything else and it ends up costing them every single time.
 
Keffals:” yeah, I totally beat kiwi farms there’s still constantly moving from host to host”

Newsflash. We’ve jumped like 1 or 2 times, and now we’ve been on the same one for at least a few months. Keffals will say anything to believe that was a win. Typical. EDIT: Keff literally just said this in the Keemstar interview.
 
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Hopefully this archive works correctly, this is my first time trying to upload a video here.

I seriously can't tell if this whole Keemstar thing is one big bit or not. Like, it's fucking Keemstar, there's no way Keffals though he was going to be a serious trans ally or whatever, right? He can't be this genuinely retarded, can he?
The backlash is about what I was expecting, and I don't see how Lucas thinks this is going to benefit him in any way.
Is that faggot wearing a push-up bra to bolster his greasy man tits?
 
There was a time I honestly felt sympathy for Keffals.
I thought perhaps he wasn't as evil as Donger and simply caught up in bullshit with no role models in his life.
Nope. Lucas is honestly just a nasty, entitled asshole.
Can’t really say I agree as far as sympathy. You’re probably a more kind hearted person than I am though .I just feel like if you want to poke the hornets nest, you bring it on yourself. I get what you’re saying though.
 
Can’t really say I agree as far as sympathy. You’re probably a more kind hearted person than I am though .I just feel like if you want to poke the hornets nest, you bring it on yourself. I get what you’re saying though.

Don't worry. The moment passed and the kindness left. I am no better than you.
 
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