Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.2%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 85 26.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.6%
  • Total voters
    317
Potatoherder said:
Honestly it may have paid off if he didn't decided to speedrun being a lolcow. He was riding high off of getting unbanned and everyone stood behind him. Him starting a gofundme only started to raise eyebrows after his cuckmobile purchase and a solid month bragging about how much he made. People like to help the little guy but Nick clearly isn't one anymore.

Also, Seems the Kyle interview is happening the 24th:
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Jan 24th at 11pm central.
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Rate me optimistic but if that actually happens I will probably tune in
 
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Rackets is currently that cat you caught doing something naughty and swatted on the (big) nose. He knows the nose swat is directly related to the thing he just did, but he's attempting to keep his dignity while wearing a look of "I'm gonna do that again later." The problem is, he doesn't know anybody with a spray bottle, except maybe his family who he doesn't talk to?

So he sticks to normal bottles. In asses.
 
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Captain Manning said:
New Elissa clip. Who here likes Thomas the Tank Engine?


Watch it all the way though. It's great.
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It's hilarious to me that the tattoo edit he liked so much was done by my husband, who also did the Where's Lolcow poster back in October that Rackets loved. Maybe I just need to have my husband do all my Nick segments from now on, then he won't be so assmad.

Edit: also fantastic video by Elissa--I hope she starts doing more edits like this.
 
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Potatoherder said:
He is actually covering a big news topic on the day and it's about icky law stuff.
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It's Time to [Start] Stop: Reviewing Crowder on Contracts, and a Disturbing Investigation

Crowder is out here, exposing big conservative media contracts. Let's take a look at what he's got, and talk about where he is going. After that we're going to look into a very disturbing investigatio
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Sounds like he might cover the incestous faggots who adopted their brothers, raped them, and are now indicted. Nothing like wallsplaining in an effort to bring back your base.
 
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I agree honesty is the best policy. So is not being a hypocrite.
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Balldo's Gate said:
I'd be shocked if he didn't do this. At best he'll pick and choose a couple to read and leave the bulk for the end.
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So what you're telling me is he's not gonna read the one from Metokur Masochist (for $20!) asking if Kyle knows what a Balldo is?

That tears it. Show is gonna suck.

sneedem&feedem said:
The detractors do more editing work than Nick's actual editor.

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That's a good clip, but if they employed @Not Who You Think's use of the clip from Leon: The Professional ("EVERYYYYYYONE!") right before "That includes you Drex" it would be have been a flawless victory. Link to post. See video at bottom.
 
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Big Al's Famous Pork said:
Jesus Christ Rackets. Just buy a fucking sports car or something.
Worst mid life crisis on the internet ever.
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He did and crashed it immediately. I like to think he drove off the lot straight into a lamp post. It wasn't quite as stupid but it's a fun little thing to imagine.
 
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AnOminous said:
"Defamation-proof" generally doesn't work in the other direction. You can't really claim you're such an absolute retard that absolutely nobody would believe what you say because you're only known as a completely retarded piece of shit.

If there is such a defense, Nick doesn't qualify for it. He actually has credibility at least in a certain sphere.
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You could argue that Monty is defamation-proof, though.
 
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