Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Bani]

Dylan probably would have fucked up the house left to his own devices. It's just that he hired a professional interior designer who had the good sense and business ethics to ensure the rental wasn't irreversibly fucked up, because she was considering her client's wellbeing (vis end of contract/security deposit) and would be wary of a negative review for acting irresponsibly with the changes.

The surgeon he hired didn't have the good sense or medical ethics not to irreversibly fuck up his face, because they didn't care about the client's wellbeing and don't need to worry about negative reviews (because we've seen that no matter what butchery trans people are subjected to, they normally cope and pretend it's all OK, in part because they're scared of getting blackballed and denied revision treatments).

I'm skeptical about how cleanly all of that shit comes off. Particularly that ugly striped wallpaper around the bathtub, which is just about the most retarded place you could hang it in a home. I guess maybe it could be special water-resistant wallpaper, since Dylan apparently hired someone else to do all this work.

It also just... doesn't look good. A bathroom is supposed to be relaxing. Obnoxious mod patterns and Pepto Bismol pink don't strike me as relaxing at all. This has fuckall do to with his personal taste and everything to do with trying to make a real-life dollhouse because that's what this retarded misogynist thinks the womenfolk all want.

If I was the property owner, I wouldn't be pleased. This is a step beyond just painting the walls a different color. I doubt he'll get his safety deposit back, or that he'll live there for more than a year.

 

[dry roasted]

Pepto Bismol pink don't strike me as relaxing at all

I find the busy patterns irritating but pepto bismol pink is actually (supposedly) proven to be relaxing, after research showed painting a prison this color caused violence to plummet. Over the decades, other jails around the US and Europe have occasionally painted cells this color to calm inmates, you see it pop up in the news every once in a while. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baker-Miller_pink

It's sometimes called "Drunk Tank Pink" or "Cool Down Pink". I like the idea that when this "little lady's" testosterone starts to bubble up she has her own little equivalent of a padded cell.

 

[Jane Eyre]

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Edited to add: I might be reading too much into this but I found the following interesting. In this previously posted pic he tags @sophiewiener. Ok I think, he's out with a friend having a nice dinner. Then I go and check out her IG and there it says that she works for Creative Artists Agency the same agency that Dylan has in his IG bio for business inquires. So now I'm wondering is this really just a dinner with a friend or just another business meeting? Adding to the fact as many have said before that he doesn't seem to have any friends.

 

[Bani]

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Edited to add: I might be reading too much into this but I found the following interesting. In this previously posted pic he tags @sophiewiener. Ok I think, he's out with a friend having a nice dinner. Then I go and check out her IG and there it says that she works for Creative Artists Agency the same agency that Dylan has in his IG bio for business inquires. So now I'm wondering is this really just a dinner with a friend or just another business meeting? Adding to the fact as many have said before that he doesn't seem to have any friends.

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Wow, a prefab frozen dinner. He's trying to LARP as a stepford wife, but he can't be assed to boil pasta, apparently.

 

[Fapcop]

Wow, a prefab frozen dinner. He's trying to LARP as a stepford wife, but he can't be assed to boil pasta, apparently.

Weren’t fags supposed to be super good master chefs?

And here he is cooking frozen goyslop like your average basement dweller.

No wonder he trooned out, doesn’t even make a good homo.

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Edited to add: I might be reading too much into this but I found the following interesting. In this previously posted pic he tags @sophiewiener. Ok I think, he's out with a friend having a nice dinner. Then I go and check out her IG and there it says that she works for Creative Artists Agency the same agency that Dylan has in his IG bio for business inquires. So now I'm wondering is this really just a dinner with a friend or just another business meeting? Adding to the fact as many have said before that he doesn't seem to have any friends.

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All of the people he socializes with are either his employees (designer) or have some other professional relationship with him. (Agent, other YouTubers/TikTok fags.)

Never once does he apparently hang out with a family member or an actual friend.

It’s pretty sad to see this kind of soul crushing loneliness, that he somehow manages to be blissfully unaware of.

 

[Naes]

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Edited to add: I might be reading too much into this but I found the following interesting. In this previously posted pic he tags @sophiewiener. Ok I think, he's out with a friend having a nice dinner. Then I go and check out her IG and there it says that she works for Creative Artists Agency the same agency that Dylan has in his IG bio for business inquires. So now I'm wondering is this really just a dinner with a friend or just another business meeting? Adding to the fact as many have said before that he doesn't seem to have any friends.

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Dirty nail. naturally. Look at his nail in general, glue on the top? or is this a fungal infection?

 

[Gaia Soraka]

Dirty nail. naturally. Look at his nail in general, glue on the top? or is this a fungal infection?
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It looks like glue residue/damage from press-on nails.

You'd think with all the money he makes he'd be able to afford decent acrylics. Press-on nail glue is insanely toxic and destroys your natural nails. Acrylics do the same, but at least they look nicer and last longer.

 

[Naes]

It looks like glue residue/damage from press-on nails.
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You'd think with all the money he makes he'd be able to afford decent acrylics. Press-on nail glue is insanely toxic and destroys your natural nails. Acrylics do the same, but at least they look nicer and last longer.

Ewww on that photo. I thought the same, glue, but I noticed the dents.. guess that is damage from fake nails as well.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

Weren’t fags supposed to be super good master chefs?

This is the problem with the modern gay. Gay guys used to be shamed for who they were, so they over compensated by trying to be the best at things / appear perfect .

The modern gay is praised and put up on a pedestal for nothing except their sexual orientation. So now they're becoming slobs and tranny freaks.

 

[sorrycharlie]

Ewww on that photo. I thought the same, glue, but I noticed the dents.. guess that is damage from fake nails as well.

All good gays and girls know that press-on nails + chronic malnutrition will wreak havoc on your nails. But like, it’s fine, you can just slap on more fake ones to cover the damage.

 

[broadrod31]

 

[Jane Eyre]

Came across this video on Tiktok that was posted 23 h ago. Have no idea where he took the pic from, I'm guessing Tiktok stories or something.

 

[AssignedEva]

Came across this video on Tiktok that was posted 23 h ago. Have no idea where he took the pic from, I'm guessing Tiktok stories or something.

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The first picture is from BeReal, it's an app that makes you take a picture with your front and back camera at a random time (the idea being it makes you show what your life is actually like with no filters or posing in fancy venues).

Interesting to see his bathroom isn't actually as pink irl.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Each surgeon has their own way of doing particular jobs, its like a trademark…Its like their signature, basically.

Im pretty sure someone in this thread predicted that he would end up looking like Bruce precisely bc he went to the same surgeon, good call on that shit.

It’s definitely evident, especially in the jaw/mouth area….






“Day _ of being a Bruce!!!”

 

[LimeRikki]

I wonder if he'll get any comments praising him about how he looks like Katelyn Jenner after the face reveal.

I could see that being a pretty vicious back handed compliment.

 

[Barbarella]

If you are reading, Days of Boyhood, thanks for the laughs. I have that same Kiwi Harvest shirt, and I missed seeing that first video, but I’ve watched many of the others. The best thing to come from Dylan is these great parody channels. He’s been a gift to comedy, not his, other people’s comedy.

I suppose he’s going to do a kaleidoscopic face reveal. We’ll see bits and pieces to get used to each area and so maybe we won’t be too shocked when it finally comes together. They hope, anyway.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I wonder if he'll get any comments praising him about how he looks like Katelyn Jenner after the face reveal.

I could see that being a pretty vicious back handed compliment.

Considering the beef he had with Katelyn a few months back, that could get interesting

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It looks like glue residue/damage from press-on nails.
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You'd think with all the money he makes he'd be able to afford decent acrylics. Press-on nail glue is insanely toxic and destroys your natural nails. Acrylics do the same, but at least they look nicer and last longer.

Mine get destroyed like that after a gel manicure that I (ill-advisedly) pick at.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

I wonder if he'll get any comments praising him about how he looks like Katelyn Jenner after the face reveal.

I could see that being a pretty vicious back handed compliment.

Dylan Jenner






I mean, Dylan already dresses like a matronly house frau, so being compared to someone who’s 73 seems about right….

 

[Pancake Batterer]

I know that this has been mentioned, but it is strange that he is the most interested in facial surgery. Is this common among trannies? I know that they get it, but I have not heard of many going for that to begin with. I do not know enough to have a full, educated opinion on tranny plastic surgery preferences, however.

It seems more like a wash-up twink or drag queen move, no?

this is a very late reply, but the motivation for FFS is to magically have a woman's face since that's ultimately what people will gender you in public based on. "face passing" matters a lot more to many trannies than "body passing"