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Well at least the first one was honest uglier then sin is a minor description.
Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.
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the HER app: still clogged with dick
sorry for neglecting this thread. in my defense, gazing into the abyss that is the 2023 "lesbian" scene is depressing and horrifying.
reeeeee:
Next-level AGP smirk and head-tilt combo on Elena:
"Is this app better than Grindr??" Bryleigh reassures him that mentally ill men are always the top priority for the HER app team.
someone come get your dad:
"I love me a tattooed, nerdy, kinky, femme rocker" [and this magical manic pixie dream girl should also be willing to settle for a fat ugly autist troon]
I get real Tony "Erin" Reed vibes from this dude. Skinwalking the kind of nerdy lesbian girl he actually wants to date, but he's stuck with other surgically botched men because this girl isn't ever going to want him.
sometimes, I just laugh so fucking hard.
sorry for neglecting this thread. in my defense, gazing into the abyss that is the 2023 "lesbian" scene is depressing and horrifying.
reeeeee:
Next-level AGP smirk and head-tilt combo on Elena:
"Is this app better than Grindr??" Bryleigh reassures him that mentally ill men are always the top priority for the HER app team.
someone come get your dad:
"I love me a tattooed, nerdy, kinky, femme rocker" [and this magical manic pixie dream girl should also be willing to settle for a fat ugly autist troon]
I get real Tony "Erin" Reed vibes from this dude. Skinwalking the kind of nerdy lesbian girl he actually wants to date, but he's stuck with other surgically botched men because this girl isn't ever going to want him.
sometimes, I just laugh so fucking hard.
An empty shill
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Thank you for your hard work!
I hate'm all there is no winner in this batch, they're all kill'em with fire levels horrible.
The worst are Elen and terra.
These pieces of shit HAVE children.
They fucking abandoned their kids to pursue this shit.
These two don't deserve the merciful pyre, they are to be hind and quartered.
I hate'm all there is no winner in this batch, they're all kill'em with fire levels horrible.
The worst are Elen and terra.
These pieces of shit HAVE children.
They fucking abandoned their kids to pursue this shit.
These two don't deserve the merciful pyre, they are to be hind and quartered.
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Ever notice every troon dating profile on HER has that "Femme" sticker when they are literally anything but?
Ever notice every troon dating profile on HER has that "Femme" sticker when they are literally anything but?
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Megan's my favorite. 6,378 filters applied and he still can't quite reach discount Rosie O'Donnell looks.
The rest didn't even try.
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Everything about Shoshana looks like he is auditioning for Midsommer 2 Tranny Boogaloo.
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CRAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIINNN MY SKIIIIIINNNN!!!!reeeeee:
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Thanks for the new finds! This is by far one of my favorite threads as everything is so predictable and yet somehow never gets old. 
What I find funny about these ones especially are their tattoos are either completely autistic (like the Pokemon one) or like "Shoshana" where you know they think it makes them look more feminine and yet all I see is the kind of ink patterns that you would see on a middle aged man.
What I find funny about these ones especially are their tattoos are either completely autistic (like the Pokemon one) or like "Shoshana" where you know they think it makes them look more feminine and yet all I see is the kind of ink patterns that you would see on a middle aged man.
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I mean, he kind of looks like Meatloaf in a couple of those pics, so that's something, I guess?
Rei is Shit.
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Has Ken Burns ever gone deep cover for a documentary like this before?
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I had been sitting on this for awhile because I forgot about it. I found one in the wild on bumble. A plural system, so they is appropriate. Non-neurotypical, gamer, weed smoking, uwu. Only thing that's missing off that checklist is anime but they probably forgot to put it on there due to being perpetually coombrained. Openly admit to being autistic and fucking crazy then wonder why they can't get a date.
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Sorry for the double post but I just got to say Jenni looks like Patton Oswald.someone come get your dad:
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The fuck is the matter with these "people"?
When did we get so fucked as a society we let these creatures crawl out of the sewer they used to hide in? There's a reason that sick fucks used to have to keep their shit to themselves.
"Tolerance" is not a good thing.
When did we get so fucked as a society we let these creatures crawl out of the sewer they used to hide in? There's a reason that sick fucks used to have to keep their shit to themselves.
"Tolerance" is not a good thing.
ATI Escapee
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I laugh at myself for ever thinking I was cringe even in my cringiest teenage angst moments. Nothing I have ever done or ever do, especially as an adult, could ever come close to this amount of sheer secondhand embarassment. I wore trip pants in highschool and became an athiest. I am an absolute normie by today's standard. My confidence has skyrocketed seeing glimpses into what people, adults even, will actually do for attention. You were wrong about me, dad!!
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Bud, you can edit your original post to include the double post and then delete the second one.
Yeesh, that's a rough 45.
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HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet
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I see your Patton and raise you Elena as a tranny Stephen King.
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More horrors for your weekend
"Been tumbling down the he/him-he/they-they/them-she/they-she/her pipeline for the last three years. Finally feeling settled in my identity as a trans lesbian woman."
extreme filter in the first photo
mega adam's apple right after
a year of estrogen and a head tilt, lesbianism here he comes
"grey ace pansexual" the more they try to un-sexualize themselves the weirder it is. you're a fat sweaty unshaven nerd on a dating app called Her, dude
big biker grandpa Trinity (yes, Trinity) calling himself intersex
Logan is a pole dancing instructor. Imagine paying for a class and showing up to find a fridge-body man is your instructor, and immediately wanting your money back.
(But you know those girls call him stunning & brave as he clomps offstage).
Lexi K is the kind that is just stomach-turning. Remember, this man wants into women's locker rooms, for his safety uwu
"Been tumbling down the he/him-he/they-they/them-she/they-she/her pipeline for the last three years. Finally feeling settled in my identity as a trans lesbian woman."
extreme filter in the first photo
mega adam's apple right after
a year of estrogen and a head tilt, lesbianism here he comes
"grey ace pansexual" the more they try to un-sexualize themselves the weirder it is. you're a fat sweaty unshaven nerd on a dating app called Her, dude
big biker grandpa Trinity (yes, Trinity) calling himself intersex
Logan is a pole dancing instructor. Imagine paying for a class and showing up to find a fridge-body man is your instructor, and immediately wanting your money back.
(But you know those girls call him stunning & brave as he clomps offstage).
Lexi K is the kind that is just stomach-turning. Remember, this man wants into women's locker rooms, for his safety uwu
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An empty shill
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Ok, so at least "ryn" and Lofi are trying to be somewhat feminine. They get a bearly pass from me.
The rest are your typical, not even trying, skinwalking, fugly frump-a-dumps.
They had all better get used to T4T real fast.
Special Fuck you though to Lexi K.
That one smells like a Kebyn Gibgib in the making.