How can you touch grass if you live in the desert?

[Dr. Isaac Kleiner]

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[Apochrypha]

Sift sand then nigger

 

[Moths]

Grasses arr the most common type of plant if you cant locate grassy shrubbery then you are in a truly iredeemable shithole

 

[sasazuka]

Touch Astroturf.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Touch a cactus, feel the pain of reality.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Find Oasis, touch oasis

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Find a brown person, tell them you want to buy some grass, then touch it. Wash your hands after though because it'll be sticky.

 

[Backinpogform]

You can't, it's why Muslims are such cunts. Well, one of the reasons.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Stroke your pubes, that's human grass