Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%

  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%

  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%

  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%
  • Total voters
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ScamL Likely said:
They're poverty stricken Mexicans living in a musty tin shack, which is about the same imo.
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A white man can never claim to be a poverty stricken Mexican until his head is on a pile of heads erected by a cartel as an example of what happens to poverty stricken fucks when they dis the cartel.
 
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I have no words, only shame. I was bored. My apologizes.
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Whatever breast feeding occurred did her no favors and in the end left her with less than she started with. Let’s hope Mexican formula isn’t cut because Rozy ain’t getting any decent meals from that chest nowadays.
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Starving yourself immediately after childbirth to desperately regain the only positive trait you offer as a human being will probably do that to a horse.
 
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So who watches their kid whenever they do stuff without the kid, since they dont have any family or friends to help out?

When Pantsu was walking down the aisle with Elvis, like what was Dick Masterson watching the kid or some Vegas hooker? Or did they just leave her on the floor somewhere with a "Do Not Steal" sign?

Were Pantsu and the baby at that Ralphamania event?

Is the baby just permanently strapped to Pantsu? Is she ever not with her? I cant imagine Ralph watching a child alone.
 
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Grand Wizard Wakka said:
So who watches their kid whenever they do stuff without the kid, since they dont have any family or friends to help out?

When Pantsu was walking down the aisle with Elvis, like what was Dick Masterson watching the kid or some Vegas hooker? Or did they just leave her on the floor somewhere with a "Do Not Steal" sign?

Were Pantsu and the baby at that Ralphamania event?

Is the baby just permanently strapped to Pantsu? Is she ever not with her? I cant imagine Ralph watching a child alone.
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Rosie was in her pram in the seating area where the friends and family would of been if Ralph hadn't driven off anyone who might remotely be happy enough to attend the wedding (and they hadn't rushed to have it in a cheap vegas chapel) - in the big pics dump you can see she was just there hanging out in the pram while Ralph and Pantsu got all their wedding pics and posed with Elvis, they did include her some of these at least. Ralph and Pantsu are still awful people - but I'll give em that they did at least include the baby in a way.


@MirnaMinkoff - In regards to Christmas - I imagine Pantsu might justify it as Rosie won't remember it anyway - so why not go to a cheap mexican diner for Christmas day? I'm sure lots of new moms have scuffed first Christmases - but the difference is those moms at least try to make it memorable for them as a family, even if baby needs pics and video to remember it as well.


But yeah no way Ralph would be left alone with that kid - Rosies use for him is to be a cute baby in pics so he can prove he's at least spawned and he actually gets to be in the same physical space as this baby vs "the other one" - sadly I don't think Ralph will buy into the idea that babysitting or being an actual dad to Rosie will totally own the alowgs unless he does it like once for the novelty of live tweeting it and crowing about what an awesome dad he is.
 
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Famke said:
Starving yourself immediately after childbirth to desperately regain the only positive trait you offer as a human being will probably do that to a horse.
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I’ve noticed there are two types of people, those who eat when stressed and those that can’t eat when stressed. 2022 was the most stressful year of Pantsu’s dumb life and I think that’s reflected in how shriveled and gaunt she looks. Starving yourself near 30 isn’t the same as starving yourself at 18. At 28 the ED shit will just make her look withered, sick and older than her years. The empty support cups on that dress are comical looking, Ralph should have opted for a 2009 Bandaid dress.

RisingPhoenix said:
Rosie was in her pram in the seating area where the friends and family would of been if Ralph hadn't driven off anyone who might remotely be happy enough to attend the wedding (and they hadn't rushed to have it in a cheap vegas chapel) - in the big pics dump you can see she was just there hanging out in the pram while Ralph and Pantsu got all their wedding pics and posed with Elvis, they did include her some of these at least. Ralph and Pantsu are still awful people - but I'll give em that they did at least include the baby in a way.


@MirnaMinkoff - In regards to Christmas - I imagine Pantsu might justify it as Rosie won't remember it anyway - so why not go to a cheap mexican diner for Christmas day? I'm sure lots of new moms have scuffed first Christmases - but the difference is those moms at least try to make it memorable for them as a family, even if baby needs pics and video to remember it as well.


But yeah no way Ralph would be left alone with that kid - Rosies use for him is to be a cute baby in pics so he can prove he's at least spawned and he actually gets to be in the same physical space as this baby vs "the other one" - sadly I don't think Ralph will buy into the idea that babysitting or being an actual dad to Rosie will totally own the alowgs unless he does it like once for the novelty of live tweeting it and crowing about what an awesome dad he is.
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I’ll disagree about the first Christmas. The first Christmas is really special for the family - even though the baby doesn’t remember shit. Rozy should have been spoiled by her great grandparent, grandparents, aunt and uncle instead of sitting in a Mexican dinner with angry dad tweeting poison at grandpa.

Not to be esp morbid but you never know who’s going to be around in a year for the next Christmas. If May loses any family member this year she’s going to regret letting the rage pig poison her relationships for the rest of her life. Harry shared a photo of May and Rozy visiting a very elderly family member over the summer, I figured she was a great-grandma. If that’s the case it’s fucking tragic she didn’t get to spend time with them over Christmas.

Kids also do ask about these things at age 4, 7, 10, etc… One of mine was only three months old for their first Christmas and now as a child they amazed at looking at photos of how tiny they were just a few years ago. They do ask to see these photos precisely because they don’t remember. They hear the family talk about Christmases in the past and are delighted to see photos of themselves surrounded by all the familiar faces.

People may not be able to travel to get together every Christmas so that’s usually why making the effort for a baby’s first Christmas is a big deal. They are more fun when they are older and participate more, but the first year is for family, not so much the baby.

Instead Pantsu sat in a sparse moldy Mexican cinderblock with a rage pig while her real family gathered for a big dinner, big tree and where Rozy could have played in snow for the first time ever. Sad.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Instead Pantsu sat in a sparse moldy Mexican cinderblock with a rage pig while her real family gathered for a big dinner, big tree and where Rozy could have played in snow for the first time ever.
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Yeah but have you noticed she weighs less than Faith? That’s all that matters to Faith’s number one alog, Amanda “Mantsu” Morris.

Just wait till the day Rozy becomes mobile and Meigh can’t just stalk Faith online all day. No way their shit is baby-proof. Poor Rozy will probably get her hands on one of her degenerate patents’ boiling hot bongs while the equine mother figure is distracted by tweeting endless salt about Faith.
 
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So what taco shop does Meigh work at now that Harry Morris isn't paying for her and Rozy anymore? We know Ralph won't be buying baby essentials or shit for Meigh when he can spend his money on drugs, booze, hookers and gambling instead.
 
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