DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Cistern Rumbler said:
"Urban lingo"

DSP might actually be the most consistently negative and cynical streamer in existence. :story:
Click to expand...
Uhm... whuuutt
Doesn't he say shit like
"YOOOO did you see that?"
"that guy was MAD ugly"
"Don't blow up my spot"
"i'm just trying to chill"
"Imma stay in my lane"
"DUDE MAN"
"Yikes"
"CRINGE"
He shrieks like a damn chicken when he's playing those over the top 40 man battle royals.
He puts on a fucking effeminate inflection when he talks to his cat and wants all attention to be on the cat.
He reads guides and acts like he finds secret areas.
LOOK AT HIS STUPID FUCKING THUMBNAILS OF HIM MAKING A PUNCHABLE FACE.

The only hypocrisy in regards to if people were fair ARE FROM HIM. Like how dare he? He is the epitome of a poseur trying to act young. And the worst part is he is bad at even that. You can SEE the facade. Like you can see when he's acting all hype for a game or event because it's the same script
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Corpun, Grease Fountain, Vic Viper T301 and 13 others
I watched the old Oblivion PC TIHYDP to pregame for his current Oblivion playthrough. Most of it is pretty boring with Phil constantly shouting "how do I rest? how do I level up? how do I drop items? how do I cast spells? how do I open the map?"
He was convinced the enemy's spells were homing (they're not, they just lead you), died more than I've seen anyone playing Oblivion, got lost even with those obnoxious quest markers, and at one point he started singing the Mario song while jumping around like a complete windowlicker, but two moments were pretty Classic Phil.

He doesn't know how to open the map, and began to mash the keyboard trying to open it. He accidentally pressed autowalk and immediately started shouting about glitches and bugs. He thought it was his keyboard so he unplugged it, which obviously didn't help. Eventually he accidentally hit autowalk again and shrugs it off as the fault of his "stoopid fuckin keyboard".

He suddenly got stuck and couldn't move in a cave area. He was furious and tries to enter the noclip console command. Turns out he was just over-encumbered (stream chat had to tell him). Once he realized, he dropped all his potions, scrolls, ingredients, and arrows. He had 22 repair hammers and a lot of damaged equipment.
youtu.be

This is How You DON'T Play Oblivion (on PC)

I proudly present you my very first TIHYDP movie, starring our favourite youtuber, the king of begging. Enjoy and leave a feedback.I took scenes from the fol...
youtu.be youtu.be
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Informative
Reactions: Skippy Shortbottom, Boom Boss, Vic Viper T301 and 11 others
Drunk Smurf Lore said:
He suddenly got stuck and couldn't move in a cave area. He was furious and tries to enter the noclip console command. Turns out he was just over-encumbered (stream chat had to tell him). Once he realized, he dropped all his potions, scrolls, ingredients, and arrows. He had 22 repair hammers and a lot of damaged equipment.
youtu.be

This is How You DON'T Play Oblivion (on PC)

I proudly present you my very first TIHYDP movie, starring our favourite youtuber, the king of begging. Enjoy and leave a feedback.I took scenes from the fol...
youtu.be youtu.be
Click to expand...
He played like his real life: hoarding stuff until he fills his house with junk. Heck who knows what stuff he HASN'T shown that still sleeps in his closets. I bet there are still the majority of his broken statues and other expensive garbage

Also Phil bitching about Patreon work is simply this: Patreon money isn't money he can use immediately. Tips on the other hands are his liquidity. While true this also shows obviously that Phil can'T handle money. Should he inherit anything from his parents it will be gone in an instant. And just wait till 2027 and then the big spending with new credit cards will begin again. Then we will get BegSydePhil at it's finest once he burns his credit on jpegs and other junk
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Boom Boss, Paladin Derich, Factual OST Aficionado and 5 others
"oh my wife knows me better than Derich and anyone in the stream chat"
So he's still being a character or doing a schtick? Well at least it's no longer a rip-off of an AVGN rip-off character. Or a CM Punk/Chris Jericho Rip-off.
NOW it's a rip-off of.... and I say this without trying to insult... it's a rip-off of Mr. Rogers.
All this nauseating positivity.
Using the fucking dents and semidisabled cat like side characters
Acting like he wants the world to be more positive
Covering up naughty words like "money" with words like "contribute/ support"
He even sits and makes you watch him put on clothes.

Thing is he's the greediest take on Fred Rogers I ever saw. Never once saw Mr. Rogers beg for money
 
  • Like
Reactions: RaidenAUndertale
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil bitching about early reviewers again during his daily crap, this time misrepresenting the length of the One Piece. Meanwhile, fuckhead is going at a snail's pace that will probably put Ragnarok's prolonged torture marathon to shame.
Click to expand...
How has he not wagequit one piece? Its so fucking boring even compared to his ragnarok playthrough.

He won’t touch the new fire emblem even though its the most casual friendly its ever been.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Paladin Derich and Big Brown Schlub
Inafune Fanfiction said:
How has he not wagequit one piece? Its so fucking boring even compared to his ragnarok playthrough.

He won’t touch the new fire emblem even though its the most casual friendly its ever been.
Click to expand...
To quote a review on Metacritic:
I did have a delightful time with One Piece Odyssey. The best way to summarise it is as a breezy, easy-playing JRPG that you can knock off over several weeks and a few solid sessions.
Click to expand...
sounds like a Dave kinda game to a tee.
 
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: Sven, UaineRunei, Massively Strong Greed and 3 others
LilypaCastsUpper said:
Maybe Pigroach does that to cover his ass with regards to TOS. Like play a semantics game so he can demand money without demanding money.
Click to expand...
He did get yelled at several years ago on Twitch for using the term "fundraiser" I believe and for equating bits with money but otherwise even before that he used euphemisms for money, some more ridiculous sounding than others - pahsitive benefit, pahsitive effect, (pahsitive) interaction, khantribution, support, buy-in etc.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Anime Waifu NFT collector, Paladin Derich and LilypaCastsUpper
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
So, remember how Phil's so lazy that he abbreviates names?
View attachment 4299386
And the clip in question: https://www.youtube.com/clip/Ugkx60myAoB-exzyCRn9_v0FSiLQrhAjbAXg
Click to expand...
If you watch past the clip, he seemed to really enjoy that "prank".

1674232224797.png
 
  • Horrifying
  • Islamic Content
  • Informative
Reactions: Anime Waifu NFT collector, Judas Connor Moon, HERO_V and 10 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back