DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

If you watch past the clip, he seemed to really enjoy that "prank".

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DSP is a modest man; he thinks about cocks, he gets happy. Simple as.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

How has he not wagequit one piece? Its so fucking boring even compared to his ragnarok playthrough.

He won’t touch the new fire emblem even though its the most casual friendly its ever been.

Phil is too stupid for strategy RPGs. Straight up. Whenever he plays one he embarrasses himself, and he has realized it, so now he just avoids them.

A simple turn based JRPG like One Piece, on the other hand, is perfect for Phil. He can just do regular attacks and easily wipe 99% of the regular encounters, no thinking required. When a boss shows up, he might have to think for five seconds to determine which rock > paper > scissors ability to use, and if he can't figure it out chat will hand hold him. He can breeze through easily and collect money.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Hmmm, I wonder if we'll get a Paypal meltdown today...

PayPal is sending out data breach notifications to thousands of users who had their accounts accessed through credential stuffing attacks that exposed some personal data.

According to the data breach reporting from PayPal, 34,942 of its users have been impacted by the incident. During the two days, hackers had access to account holders' full names, dates of birth, postal addresses, social security numbers, and individual tax identification numbers. Transaction histories, connected credit or debit card details, and PayPal invoicing data are also accessible on PayPal accounts.

PayPal accounts breached in large-scale credential stuffing attack

PayPal is sending out notices of a data breach to thousands of users who had their accounts accessed by credential stuffing actors, resulting in the compromise of some personal data.

www.bleepingcomputer.com

 

[Lord_Point]

Phil is too stupid for strategy RPGs. Straight up. Whenever he plays one he embarrasses himself, and he has realized it, so now he just avoids them.

A simple turn based JRPG like One Piece, on the other hand, is perfect for Phil. He can just do regular attacks and easily wipe 99% of the regular encounters, no thinking required. When a boss shows up, he might have to think for five seconds to determine which rock > paper > scissors ability to use, and if he can't figure it out chat will hand hold him. He can breeze through easily and collect money.

WRONG. Its because one pace is a mature adult RPG that just makes sense. Its not daves fault that lazy devs fill games like divinity 2 with puzzle bosses. How could anyone guess that fire+oil = explosion? no life losers, thats who.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

'I hope that maybe Jasper would be a little less shy...I'd enjoy it if he actually joined us on stream.'

'If Jasper is available to be in the office on a certain day and he wants to join us and do something silly if he's available...'

'On certain days he'll be here and he'll be able to interact with us if he so chooses...'

'If Jasper wants to be a part of the content good for him, let him willingly come in here and say 'hey, I want to be silly. I want to talk, I want to get some attention for myself.'

This 'man' is actually insane.

 

[DeeTracktor]

He can't even monetize a cat to his audience of retarrrs

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Hmmm, I wonder if we'll get a Paypal meltdown today...

PayPal accounts breached in large-scale credential stuffing attack

PayPal is sending out notices of a data breach to thousands of users who had their accounts accessed by credential stuffing actors, resulting in the compromise of some personal data.

www.bleepingcomputer.com

Doubtful unless he was personally affected. Oh man I’d love to take a peek at that PayPal transaction history though lol.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If you watch past the clip, he seemed to really enjoy that "prank".

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But I thought he was an ally! He wouldn't have that slide in his prestream if he didn't believe it.

Also, guess who's still assmad that people bailed on fulfilling the bounties last night?

 

[Tears for T]

He can't even monetize a cat to his audience of retarrrs

"Look doods he even said MEOW! It's gonna go viral!"

 

[Balr0g]

Must be shameful when your main work as a video game streamer gets btfo by a defintely not exploited cat and even then gets you nowhere

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Doubtful unless he was personally affected. Oh man I’d love to take a peek at that PayPal transaction history though lol.

All those $16.51 transactions...

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I’m starting to think this DSP guy may be what we in the scientific community refer to as a “Turbofaggot”.

Super Turbofaggot and not even the original version, but some ported one (known as a tranny gaym)

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

'I hope that maybe Jasper would be a little less shy...I'd enjoy it if he actually joined us on stream.'

'If Jasper is available to be in the office on a certain day and he wants to join us and do something silly if he's available...'

'On certain days he'll be here and he'll be able to interact with us if he so chooses...'

'If Jasper wants to be a part of the content good for him, let him willingly come in here and say 'hey, I want to be silly. I want to talk, I want to get some attention for myself.'

This 'man' is actually insane.

I was just watching the Aqua Teal video and I agree. He's fucking nuts from copium overdose. My brain is getting whiplash watching him because he goes from "jasper kitty was so wholesome he should go viral" to "I'm not like other faggots who exploit their pets" in the same breath.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I was just watching the Aqua Teal video and I agree. He's fucking nuts from copium overdose. My brain is getting whiplash watching him because he goes from "jasper kitty was so wholesome he should go viral" to "I'm not like other faggots who exploit their pets" in the same breath.

Not his fault, nothing he could do! It's that notorious detractor Vladimir Putin's fault:

 

[Corpun]

Idk why the forum won't load for me right now, but his Warzone gameplay is hilarious. I don't see why he goes through the process of hording shit when he will just camp in one spot for 20 minutes. I don't really blame him because he has actually no skills or ability to respond to anything in game and refuses to adapt. How many times now has he been shot at and instead of running for the nearest cover acts like there's no one hitting him and continues to run now? It's honestly hilarious how awful his eyesight and reaction times are and the only reason he is keeping this game around still is because of bounties, possibly the greatest thing he has shot himself in the foot over now because he gets so fucking salty.

Doesn't he say shit like
"YOOOO did you see that?"
"that guy was MAD ugly"
"Don't blow up my spot"
"i'm just trying to chill"
"Imma stay in my lane"
"DUDE MAN"
"Yikes"
"CRINGE"

Umm dood he grew up in the mean streets of Connecticut, a super diverse area where he was afraid he'd get beat up if he learned to ride a bike.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Man, the mouth droop is becoming more pronounced. It's like there's an invisible weight pulling it down every time he opens his mouth. between this and the lip thing this guy's mouth is a horrifying mystery.

https://twitter.com/Poems_Future/status/1616533101278101514

Watch from 0:07 until the end. It's gotta be a stroke or some kind of facial paralysis. That's not normal at all.

 

[freund]

"Urban lingo"

DSP might actually be the most consistently negative and cynical streamer in existence.

This washed up turbofaggot streamer has no self-awareness or thinks none of his retarded viewers will notice him using the same "urban lingo" the very next day.
Just watching his 2 braincells trying to figure out how to enthusiastically implement "epic" into his story within the first minute made me gag.
Get fucked Phil.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This is the most pathetic thing I've seen all year so far. The fact that fuckhead here admitted that his "epic" short stayed within his circles probably should have been a clue to him that maybe doing things like leaving Twitter comments closed to your denthead followers probably isn't the best idea when you're trying to grow. Once again Phil blaming everyone but himself for his failures. You can gussy it up all you want, Phil, but 4000 views isn't going to do shit for you, and is not "pretty good".

But hey Phil, you have a business degree, and have been a cahntent creator for over a decade, so what do I know?

 

[TheTractor]

DEVOURED

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

I think I just lost my ability to watch TIHYDPs. In fact, every recent Phil video where he isn't made fun of or in some state of torment, I just shut it off.