Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Props to those of you that sift through Lucas's streams. I can hardly get through clips. So, thank you. Has any of you brave souls caught a sighting of the editor/possible roommate on stream yet?

If it's already been posted I apologize. So many players in this thread to keep up with.
Hard agree, I can't get through most if any, troon videos because their voices are so gratingly false, I get a solely auditory uncanny valley sensation if I try to separate myself from my visceral dislike, tab out and hear their opinions. Something about listening to these frog-voiced weirdos really makes my insides revolt. Keffals is only marginally less terrible than some, but it's still fucking awful. Anyone who sifts through these and even better - does text transcriptions, deserves a medal and a lifetime supply of their chosen vice.
If I knew nothing about keffals and had to guess gender on this clip alone, 100% man. A chubby out of shape man, but 100% man nonetheless.
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He should just start smoking meth, it will cause him to lose weight, improve his gaming skills, fix his boring speech patterns, less dead air, and make his streams way more entertaining/tolerable for both his fans and the Kiwis. Think of the content Lucas.
 
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I had to wait for @Solid Hyrax 's stream upload as I wisely dipped out originally when Keffals decided to start watching a 2 hour long video and when I came back the next day Keffals had decided to set the exposee stream to members only, and I'm not going to pay to watch that shit. [Stream Archive]

I only skim watched portions but basically the 2nd half was Keffals complaining about being betrayed and called out by leftist Twitter, this may explain why Keffals unfollowed about 30-40 accounts on Twitter overnight.

Only 2 things I stumbled upon with timestamps for those interested, I was just skipping at 5 minutes at a time, this really is barebones:
4:23:29- Is blackpilled about the online trans space
[I was originally like] "I am going to use my space to create a better... do good work for the Trans community and then over a year of being consistently shit on by trans people while giving everything I could to help them, I no longer care"
So it appears that Keffals is abandoning the online trans community.

Keffals also had a discussion on stream with Eristocracy and Destiny was unexpectedly mentioned
4:27:20 [Keffals asks whether the guest thinks the online debate scene is dead], the guest says "I think the scene died when Destiny got banned" Keffals makes a pained face at this comment
Finally Keffals got in a bit of hot water for reading Jack Saint's private DM's on stream but wrote it off as something people should expect to happen unless they preface their messages asking that they be kept private.... so here's a Discord convo that Keffals accidentally flashed up on stream [3:36:42 Timestamp]
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Complaining about not being able to manage 1k concurrent viewers average.
Don't worry Keff, you'll always have the memories.... and the Wikipedia page

Edit: Keffals is actually currently once again streaming on Youtube, to 273 people as of right now. It's over. Also they tried to setup a Keemstar vs F1nn5ter debate, they'll never learn.
 
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Video fucked up but the audio still works, Our boy Luka cannot even give a blowjob to save his life and the alternative is the axe wound ...... yikes
Edit: Nvm I think it's because I used geforce to record it when full screen, must be a nvidia thing to prevent screen recording
 
I had to wait for @Solid Hyrax 's stream upload as I wisely dipped out originally when Keffals decided to start watching a 2 hour long video and when I came back the next day Keffals had decided to set the exposee stream to members only, and I'm not going to pay to watch that shit. [Stream Archive]

I only skim watched portions but basically the 2nd half was Keffals complaining about being betrayed and called out by leftist Twitter, this may explain why Keffals unfollowed about 30-40 accounts on Twitter overnight.

Only 2 things I stumbled upon with timestamps for those interested, I was just skipping at 5 minutes at a time, this really is barebones:

So it appears that Keffals is abandoning the online trans community.
He spent about 15 minutes after this whining and moaning about how he did ~so much~ for other people and the troon community and they didn't appreciate him and his heroism. He's finally waking up to the fact that these people are all snakes and grifters just like him. His problem now is going to be that his audience will continue to dwindle, because he spent so much effort virtue signaling to woke twitter and alienating regular people with the DKF campaign and purity testing them himself. So the soft faggot followers he accumulated during that time will slowly continue to leave, while the normies who might be into listening to an edgier version of him have already been permanently turned away.

Video fucked up but the audio still works, Our boy Luka cannot even give a blowjob to save his life and the alternative is the axe wound ...... yikes
"I can't open my jaw very wide"

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Doubt.
 
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Honestly after the Keffals and Ethan Ralph thing I figured it'd never get that bad again, that he'd pull some dumb shit and stay popular, but holy shit. Seeing their desperation to pull numbers, the 'joke' of haha I'm RIGHT WING now!! jk!!, and the frantic attempts to get 'debates' with literally anyone who might have an audience. It's a good feeling to watch someone fall from the tree and hit every single branch as they see the end of the road ahead of them. Any week now we'll get a Keffals Pillstream
 
He spent about 15 minutes after this whining and moaning about how he did ~so much~ for other people and the troon community and they didn't appreciate him and his heroism.
He probably should have actually done something if he wanted people to appreciate him for the things he's done.
 
Nice Croatian Pepe

Keffals is so fat he has a set of "hips" from below his armpit to the top of his waist. Truly God's intended female specimen.

Wasn't there supposed to be another visit with EFNO sometime? I suppose that'll happen right around the same time as that 24hr charity stream or whatever that lie was.

E: Null did a stream with destiny today and they spoke a little about keffals and the damage he caused. I have like 45 minutes left to listen to but I'm really hoping Null or Turkey Tom ask Destiny about the lawsuit against Keffals.

If you want to listen.
 
I’ll wait until the VOD to post video, but Lucas hosted A FUCKING NECROPHILE, on stream and spoke with them candidly

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Excuse me? What is the QUESTION? I wasn't aware this was something people still back-and-forthed about, like cousin marriage. This is vividly desperate on Lucas' part.
 
Video fucked up but the audio still works, Our boy Luka cannot even give a blowjob to save his life and the alternative is the axe wound ...... yikes
Edit: Nvm I think it's because I used geforce to record it when full screen, must be a nvidia thing to prevent screen recording
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This is marketing strategy to promote fucking the amhole, think about it:
- Mouth is unusable
- Moobiana trench too wide for a good titjob
- Past fart fetish video to discourage using the ass (even if they were faked)

There is only one thing left for the (nonexistent) simps to try and stick their dick inside and lucas called it a design superior than the one by god.

I'm just as disgusted as you are.
 
I can’t wait until he runs out of money and has to move. Fuck you lucas you fat fuck you’ll never be a woman but you’ll also never be a good content creator either
He eventualy will, he only has 50.000 followers in twitch. He is more popular in twitter saying troon shit than in twitch streaming games. You can see how he does shit like the keemstar interview just to try to get more money. He is just desperate at this point.
 
This is marketing strategy to promote fucking the amhole, think about it:

- Past fart fetish video to discourage using the ass (even if they were faked)
Discouragement as a result of the fart video would have to be by reputation rather than available visual evidence though. I suspect most people watching the fart video would likely to conclude the ass is actually the cleaner of the available options downstairs, and I don't say that lightly. :cryblood:

Also it occurs to me that given the physics on display for the moobs...I'd bet a single moob could consume a dingus of average size with their lipidic formlessness. Couldn't call that "nipple fucking" though, first of all, what nipples, but most importantly gravity has too big a role for just any geometry to work...so probably "lampshading" would be a better term to describe this theoretical unholy ritual; any other orientation would just end up looking like a moobslide passing around a phallic rock formation, endlessly seeking that path of least resistance to a flat plane.
 
Can't download the VOD but he's just announced he's planning to give up on Twitch and is going to be focusing on Youtube, in spite of the fact that's he's going to risk cutting his audience. Aside from saying there's 'no point' if one can't drink and do meth, he says his primary reason is because he wants to say slurs.

You have to commend this utopian ambition.
 
Can't download the VOD but he's just announced he's planning to give up on Twitch and is going to be focusing on Youtube, in spite of the fact that's he's going to risk cutting his audience. Aside from saying there's 'no point' if one can't drink and do meth, he says his primary reason is because he wants to say slurs.

You have to commend this utopian ambition.
I absolutely don’t think this will happen but it’s amusing that after the shit he pulled with Destiny, he’s now banning himself from Twitch.
 
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