Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[Quack_Quack]

For the love of...

Finally made my way through this faux lesbian debauched manslugs thread and my vagina closed tighter than if it had been sewn shut.

I mean, yes, we ladies thirstpost but this thing is just so unsubtle.... It's so overtly coombrained... Makes me shudder and I'm surprised he's not a sex offender already. Unless he is, and just not charged yet.

Even Jabba is a more attractive prospect.

 

[lindsayfan]

i expect great, entertaining content from his apparent planned reunion with his wife. i did feel bad for her but at this point she knows better than anyone what a horrible piece of shit sean is. if she's really letting this disgusting abusive blob back into her life, that's on her.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

For the love of...

Finally made my way through this faux lesbian debauched manslugs thread and my vagina closed tighter than if it had been sewn shut.

I mean, yes, we ladies thirstpost but this thing is just so unsubtle.... It's so overtly coombrained... Makes me shudder and I'm surprised he's not a sex offender already. Unless he is, and just not charged yet.

He thirstposts like someone who’s never actually met a woman before. I find it amazing that he’s not a virgin, he writes like one.

i expect great, entertaining content from his apparent planned reunion with his wife. i did feel bad for her but at this point she knows better than anyone what a horrible piece of shit sean is. if she's really letting this disgusting abusive blob back into her life, that's on her.

I do sympathise with victims of abuse. It’s hard to get rid of abusers when they’ve got their hooks into you. I have no doubt that Sean knows exactly how to play on her weaknesses. Really, she should have cut him off completely, cold turkey, no explanation, no apology.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Imagine the poor hooker that has to feel those rotted toes scrape-caress their thigh...

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I'm sorry but the eviction cost bill (due to smell) being posted ended up inspiring my second work of "fan art" for this subject. I title this "Drowning in Lesbian Pussy" and it is an attempt to reconstruct what the old North Carolina apartment looked like when it was inhabited by Slug.

 

[Trombonista]

What Sluggy's cat will look like after reading his Twitter:

 

[lindsayfan]

I'm sorry but the eviction cost bill (due to smell) being posted ended up inspiring my second work of "fan art" for this subject. I title this "Drowning in Lesbian Pussy" and it is an attempt to reconstruct what the old North Carolina apartment looked like when it was inhabited by Slug.
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bravo-- among other things, you really captured his soulless lizard gaze

 

[FramerGirl420]

I'm sorry but the eviction cost bill (due to smell) being posted ended up inspiring my second work of "fan art" for this subject. I title this "Drowning in Lesbian Pussy" and it is an attempt to reconstruct what the old North Carolina apartment looked like when it was inhabited by Slug.
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This is true art. The puffy upper lip, the random flaps and folds of his gelatinous body, the numerous skin tags, the hairline, the lesbian porno… all of it. I love it. I wish I were capable of giving it the Achievement react.

 

[lindsayfan]

https://twitter.com/search?q=from:sapphixy&f=live is a dark place.

based on new gross pet-and-toenail pics, sean is still living on his hosts' same couch. how long has it been now since he started work? how long since he moved in?

if only sean wasn't so noble, principled and SOULFUL, maybe he could make some money being a grifter or bullshitting.



do we suppose he's had his hookers-- er "hookups" -- on the couch as well?



trust him. you know, with him being a norse pagan reconstructionist and all. sean's an expert. he knows.



swooning over a doll in a back brace. "oooh i LOVE li'l disabled girls!"


finally, some condescending life advice from a couchbound blob who tweets 200x daily.

 

[Karellen]

Looks like he might have another eviction (due to smell) based on how filthy he’s living in his hosts place. Gotta love the Worcestershire sauce / soy sauce on the dresser.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

do we suppose he's had his hookers-- er "hookups" -- on the couch as well?
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“This painting totally looks like the SMOKIN’ HOT WOMAN I definitely HAD SEX WITH. But because I have SO MUCH SEX, I should emphasise that this isn’t even the most recent woman whose vagina I put my penis into!”

Unless by “hookup” he means “wank.” I could believe that.

 

[lindsayfan]

the ladies love bifurcated "last of us" style undead fungal toenails


speaking of medical marvels, can anyone diagnose what looks like a giant blood sack beneath his knee?

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

When the Simpsons Comic Book Guy with a hairband slithers into a lesbian bar and enters what xzhe thinks is the secret code phrase to get all the ladies to drop their knickers.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Moving I assume:


Toxic femininity:


Evolutionary biology:


Woman dies, Sean hardest hit:


Remember: these things are apportioned by population:


Sean considers the idea of free will:

 

[monstrous bubo]

Moving I assume:
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Toxic femininity:
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Evolutionary biology:
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Woman dies, Sean hardest hit:
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Remember: these things are apportioned by population:
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Sean considers the idea of free will:
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Without e-begging is she really moving? Without e-begging does she really exist?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Without e-begging is she really moving? Without e-begging does she really exist?

Without e-begging, probably. Unfortunately.

For any signs or suggestions (or indeed ability) of movement though, Sean is simply not your guy.

 

[Need4Sneed]

Sean has been soooo boring lately but fear not fans! I think we've got some movement.

I'm looking forward to all of the passive aggressive sub Tweeting.

Bonus! Crossover.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Wait, do we know if they are moving in together just as roomates this time or actually getting back together. Considering things, uh, uncovered by this thread I really expect the best of a rekindlement of romance.

 

[lindsayfan]

Wait, do we know if they are moving in together just as roomates this time or actually getting back together. Considering things, uh, uncovered by this thread I really expect the best of a rekindlement of romance.

it doesn't matter what they call it, it's bean returning to victimhood and a life under sean's direct control -- except now he's too fat to move, so his dutiful handmaiden will have additional duties inc. wiping him down like he's a veal cow. it's well established that sean doesn't clean his living space, or himself (in fact, doesn't do anything)

we've speculated sean actually getting a job was a condition of their reunion; it does seem to have triggered tHe BeAn's hellish return to slavery.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This is so depressing. If you’re escaping an abusive relationship, you have to cut off completely. Doesn’t matter if they’ll be sad or they won’t be able to get by on their own, they should have thought of that before they were abusive. Sean is a case in point. Leave the fat fuck to stew.