Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
That's a camgirl thing. They will have some donation where you can pay so they look at and rate your dick pic. Just drop the pretense and start an Onlyfans already, you've blazed past halfway there late last year. You are a cam whore now Nick.
I still maintain the twich thot stream with the booty shorts and plushies was funny as shit, because it was a parody.

Story time, I hired this older black man to clean up a house my brother was flipping. Some people come around and tell me old joe, was gay and liked himself the younger white boys.

Anyway joe does this great job I go to give him a 20 dollar tip, and as he takes the bill I say in a rather serious voice

"now suck my dick!" *as a joke*

and he laughts turns away and goes "oh your gonna have to add a few zeros for that" *as a joke*

So I tell him as a joke, "I m not hearing a no!" its funny!

So then I take my dick out in a joking manor

And he puts his mouth on it because its funny.

Next thing I know my incel bitch of a wife doesnt understand thats its fee speech and comedy that a black man is sucking my dick, its not cheating its not gay, I m not gay because it was done as a joke.

I think the nick haters arent undestanding that the hot tub streams are just fun entertainment and the lewd photos are just people having fun!
 
Nick saying Cynthia being a "depressed millionaire alcoholic socialite from New York who is extremely anxious about her adulting-children", is that common knowledge from her or did Nick dox personal info about Cynthia?
Rekieta would want to be very careful opening that door. He lives in a very fragile glass house with a skeleton in every cupboard.
 
Nick saying Cynthia being a "depressed millionaire alcoholic socialite from New York who is extremely anxious about her adulting-children", is that common knowledge from her or did Nick dox personal info about Cynthia?
I don’t see how the Farms can’t recognize this is a totally normal and level-headed response from someone who doesn’t care and isn’t mad.

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(We all knew what he meant)
I’ll be honest I thought he was being clevier than he was. I thought he said he put them on the wall because they identified as maps. And where else do you hang or put maps?

His actual reasoning was disappointing as hell and so dumb I believe it’s the truth. Because as example above, there’s a much better bs lawyer answer available that he did not use.
 
That would probably be a really bad idea. Unlike the Cuck Dynasty "trademark," I'm pretty sure Buffer has a really solid right of publicity claim and probable trademark claim as well. And he has what looks like multiple valid registrations on various forms of the phrase, and has undeniably used them in commerce for an uninterrupted period of time.
Buddy, this is is the guy who's grift was convincing people that a random VA could take on the entire North American anime dubbing industry and win a lawsuit.

Rackets is the prince of supporting bad ideas for profit. The only question is how delusional or dishonest he is willing to be on this one.
 
Nick saying Cynthia being a "depressed millionaire alcoholic socialite from New York who is extremely anxious about her adulting-children", is that common knowledge from her or did Nick dox personal info about Cynthia?
Well. Aside from the millionaire part, "depressed [female] alcoholic who is extremely anxious about their adulting-children" would describe a large part of Nick's current audience.

And there is some entertainment in watching alcoholic nick and his wine moms try to shame someone for being an alcoholic.
 
Think the good will just simply came from her being Nick's wife and her appearance small and brief enough not to have exposed her for being weird. It wasn't until the infamous MLM stream Nick did with her that I started to get some very weird vibes from her. She became very sus after the massage story where she told the stream about getting a coupon for free massages on stream but on the first visit she was groped by her masseuse she didn't report it and continue to go back there because "I didn't want to waste coupons" or something.

The same reason people have good will for Jim Metokurs wife. You don't know who she is in any real sense. She's just an abstraction Jim mentions from time to time to make a gag. Like how he always makes sure he sends his wife out to get the mail in case a crazy fan sent him a bomb or something. Since she's not ACTUALLY on the show, people are free to have whatever head canon they like about her.

This is good for two reasons. Reason 1 is it creates a work/life barrier. Weirdo's on the Internet are not A-Logging Jim's wife. She can go to the grocery story and not have a fedora tipping retard recognizing her, or worse, actively going out to find her.

Reason 2 is that it removes a major distraction from the show. Any time you add a recurring character to a show, be it internet or actual broadcast that charachter comes with their own baggage and personality that may be at odds with the creative vision for the show. Its needless complexity for no tangible gain.
 
The "entire North American anime dubbing industry" wasn't a defendant in the lawsuit.

Nick's become a faggot but let's settle down.
Ah yes it was only bunch of VAs, a master of remote combat, and Funimation, a major segment of the market backed by a billion dollar multinational parent company. My mistake. Really brings the odds up. Sorry for misleading the new folks in this thread.

The fact of the matter is Nick was always a faggot into weird degenerate shit like ReDo of Healer, Doll House Phil and Futa. Most of the people in WW just ignored it because he was the only big voice on their side when it came to Vic. It's really no better than Troons and Keffels for #DropKiwiFarms at the end of the day.
 
Ah yes it was only bunch of VAs, a master of remote combat, and Funimation, a major segment of the market backed by a billion dollar multinational parent company. My mistake. Really brings the odds up. Sorry for misleading the new folks in this thread.

The fact of the matter is Nick was always a faggot into weird degenerate shit like ReDo of Healer, Doll House Phil and Futa. Most of the people in WW just ignored it because he was the only big voice on their side when it came to Vic. It's really no better than Troons and Keffels for #DropKiwiFarms at the end of the day.
DHP was an interesting gag interview that turned out not to be a gag and got old pretty quickly. Throw Drex into the mix and I'd rather kill myself than sit through more than a few minutes. Drex has never been more of a woman fangirling than when he's talking to Phil.
 
DHP was an interesting gag interview that turned out not to be a gag and got old pretty quickly. Throw Drex into the mix and I'd rather kill myself than sit through more than a few minutes. Drex has never been more of a woman fangirling than when he's talking to Phil.
It was over the moment DHP said that the boobs on the dolls could squirt out purple drank.
 
Buddy, this is is the guy who's grift was convincing people that a random VA could take on the entire North American anime dubbing industry and win a lawsuit.
The anime dubbing industry is not Google or Microsoft. It's not even Sony which owns it. It's like one of those lizard tails that breaks off. Without Tylophone Notary bullshit this at least made it past the TCPA, even if it had to go up on appeal. They apparently wanted to dismiss it, but they needed an actual reason.

Funimation is some bullshit company barely in show biz that has to operate in Texas because they can't afford California VAs.
 
I’ll be honest I thought he was being clevier than he was. I thought he said he put them on the wall because they identified as maps. And where else do you hang or put maps?

His actual reasoning was disappointing as hell and so dumb I believe it’s the truth. Because as example above, there’s a much better bs lawyer answer available that he did not use.

I was a bit mystified by the whole thing. Generally if you're saying somebody needs t o face a firing squad, you'd say that you want to put them against the wall, not on the wall.

So then I assumed it was a taxidermy reference. As in, 'You're such a peculiar specimen, you need to have your head mounted on a wooden plaque so I can put the plaque on the wall.'

Which does imply that you'd need to be dead before your head could go off to the taxidermy shop, but it's not really a death threat. But the more I thought about it, the more I just assumed that he'd misspoke. He'd intended to say Keffals should be put against the wall (and shot), but had just bungled the usual reference -- which gave him a ludicrous get-out clause.

But even if he'd actually fleshed it out and said right out that Keffals should be put against the wall and shot, that really isn't a threat. It's just opinion about what a worthless motherfucker somebody is. Nothing to do with his being a troon. And the only people who are more worthless than Keffals are all those useless morons who pretend to be journalists and repeated Keffals claims as though they had some merit.

Mounting their heads would be too good for those losers. I'd want a taxidermist to stuff and mount their heads but replace their mouths with their assholes as a historical reminder of all the shite that they talked before somebody put them on the goddamned wall.
 
I always took “on the wall” to mean “as you do with maps”, M.A.P. = Minor Attracted Person a.k.a. being able to call someone a pedo without actually saying it.

Wife on show is a downer bc the couple dynamic is distracting, esp in the case of Nick & Kayla and worse, is a really buzzkill for the comedic aspect. Nick’s legal “expertise” was secondary to the entertaining commentary. Less funny, bad show.
 
Has Rekieta's superchats gone down since he started openly advertising that he is a retarded coomer?

That ultimately will be what decides his behaviour.
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He has been bleeding subscribers, you can check the superchat earnings here as well.
He was getting $1-2k average and is now consistently below $1k, one stream was $94.00.
 
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Funimation is some bullshit company
Was, it got merged into Crunchyroll, LLC not too long ago, VRV was acquired and merged too, the merger underwent investigation by the DOJ as they were worried about an "anime monopoly" (I know at least half of you cringed at the mere utterance of that).

Far as I know (some of) the big retards in that case still work there, but being it is now a much bigger thing with soyny directly breathing under their necks I don't think they will be able to run it as a casting couch of degeneracy anymore.

They would have to join Rekieta Media, LLC for that.

In any case, back when this lolsuit was going on, it was a much smaller operation, the US dubbing industry wasn't and still isn't exactly big, and suing individuals (and, at the time, miniscule subsidiaries whose only worth was license holding) within a corporation does not mean the parent company breaking all stops to defend them, so "taking on the entire US dubbing industry" while accurate is not as dramatic as it sounds.

The acts of retardation and hubris in the case were many, but starting it was not one of them; it just so happens you can take a good idea and absolutely murder it with your own incompetence, if you doubt this, remember you are reading a thread about a man doing exactly that.
 
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