DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[myone]

Guys, DSP is not the devil incarnate. Let's not spin this shit out of proportion.

DSP doesn't need to be the devil incarnate to have psychopathic or sociopathic traits. He certainly shows little to no ability to empathize with others and seems entirely focused on how things affect him and only him.

Can't we just point and laugh? Isn't that what this forum is meant to be?

Don't be a pussy. Calling DSP retarded and judging his fucked up mental state is what pointing and laughing entails.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Lazycunt]

Phil not realising he can't beg for memberships and tips as well always gets a laugh out of me.

DSP doesn't need to be the devil incarnate to have psychopathic or sociopathic traits. He certainly shows little to no ability to empathize with others and seems entirely focused on how things affect him and only him.


Don't be a pussy. Calling DSP retarded and judging his fucked up mental state is what pointing and laughing entails.

Phils problem is that he is such a cunt about everything, if he had some other redeeming qualities he would have a decent fanbase not the 10-20 people that bank roll him

Phil you are a smug cunt

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Not sure if this was mentioned before, but Phil mentioned about why he never had kids. Because he's selfish and doesn't care about anyone but himself? No. That he has low testosterone and has trouble maintaining a woody? No. If you guessed "Because the trolls would find out and make fun of him?" Yes. It's because of the trolls on why him and Kat can't have kids, my dude! "If the trolls can try to have my power shut off, what would stop them from finding out his school and making fun of him?" Phil, I highly doubt that anyone that makes fun of you would go out of their way to harass your son - we'd say "We feel bad for him.", but I highly doubt Tevin is gonna fly to Seattle to make fun of them.

I mean, the way he listed off about the trolls "mess with him" and even saying that his car bill was doxxed, along with how "If they can find that out, I know for sure that they can find out where he goes to school and make fun of them." Of course, he played the victim and blamed everyone for his antics and coping session.

However, he did say something that really was a "You gotta be kidding me!!" moment: he told the story about how his parents still have his baby clothes and toys and said "If I had a kid, I wouldn't want them to play with my old He-Man doll." Almost had a slip on that second edition Wolverine toy there, didn't ya Philly boy? Not realizing that maybe, just maybe, toys and other baby stuff is EXPENSIVE and if you did have offspring, you would want to share that with them as a form of bonding....crazy, I know!

Also, if you think the begging is bad now, imagine if the idiot did have a kid! Jesus Christ, the begging would be off the radar! "Umm, so Pig Jr used his last diaper last night and I have no money." *leg snap* "Which is why I'm asking if you guys like this content, please consider tipping me, so I can get Pig Jr diapers, along with formula. I swear to God, formula is so expensive, you guys! Pig Jr adds another $300 to our grocery bills every two weeks! That's insane!" *snort* "Our goal for the week is, no lie, $1,000. Yeah! For the week. No, Kat can't work more hours, you idiot! That's none of your business. You know what..." *lean in ban*

Honestly, kinda glad that he has trouble maintaining wood and never decided to have little pigs of his own.

Hi, Phil!

 

[Dona Morte]

Not even 100$ yikes.
And this is AFTER and atomic beg video.
Someone going broke.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Unfortunately once dents get their gubmint bucks they'll make amends to their king.

I hope his second stream is just as bad and we get another Daily Beg segment.

 

[Lazycunt]

Unfortunately once dents get their gubmint bucks they'll make amends to their king.

I hope his second stream is just as bad and we get another Daily Beg segment.

Its a win win they don't get to buy things for themselves and phil spends it on gin and gacha.

Seriously making me punch the air

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Not even 100$ yikes.
And this is AFTER and atomic beg video.
Someone going broke.

I like the 100 member drop and him immediately dropping the goal down. Or as he would say, literally moving the goalpost.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

DSP's face when Khet finally bears his children, but they're both black.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

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DSP's face when Khet finally bears his children, but they're both black.

'Huh? What are you talking about? No my kids aren't blACK! They inherited my dormant Sicilian gene, stoopid! Clearly you're a mouth drooling morahn who doesn't understand genetics, and now you're banned!'

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

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DSP's face when Khet finally bears his children, but they're both black.

Do you think Phil would name his first child Horntence because of the fake image of him being fired from twitter? I imagine he would, just to remind people. No thought for the child, of course.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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DSP's face when Khet finally bears his children, but they're both black.

No matter what age Phil was, he always looked like shit. So let's be glad he didn't pass those genetics/mentality onto a child.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

you can see those gross puffy cheek lines on him even back then

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

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DSP's face when Khet finally bears his children, but they're both black.

Let's take a moment to appreciate this extremely receded hairline on a 25 year old.

 

[detractorzer0]

you can see those gross puffy cheek lines on him even back then

That's what I was saying. He's always looked like shit. Bad video quality has been the only thing saving us from having to look at it.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil Nye the Idiot Guy:

Reality:

 

[RougeRed]

Phil Nye the Idiot Guy:
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Reality:
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He isn't really wrong on that. Caffeine is similar enough to the chemical Adenosine (the one that causes sleepiness) that it blocks the receptors and prevents it from making you feel sleepy. The immediate stimulation is caused by the extra Adenosine bouncing around and causing your brain to release adrenaline. So, it doesn't "give you energy" but it makes you feel more energetic.

 

[Dona Morte]

Phil Nye the Idiot Guy:

Exercise and lack of bitching help as well.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Horrible diet, heavy drinking, old age, zero exposure to sunlight and no exercise whatsoever. I'd honestly be surprised if he gets past 50 without any major health incidents.

I’d give it a 5% chance he gets to 50 without either a health incident or a major lifestyle change.

Without a doubt, he has hypertension. I can't see his BP being within the normal range. The nigga is afraid to even go out and jog.

Not sure if this was mentioned before, but Phil mentioned about why he never had kids. Because he's selfish and doesn't care about anyone but himself? No. That he has low testosterone and has trouble maintaining a woody? No. If you guessed "Because the trolls would find out and make fun of him?" Yes. It's because of the trolls on why him and Kat can't have kids, my dude! "If the trolls can try to have my power shut off, what would stop them from finding out his school and making fun of him?" Phil, I highly doubt that anyone that makes fun of you would go out of their way to harass your son - we'd say "We feel bad for him.", but I highly doubt Tevin is gonna fly to Seattle to make fun of them.

The real reason is that the kid could easily become the greatest detractor in history.

 

[Corpun]

I seriously doubt Phil is going to make it past 45 at this point. All these undiagnosed health issues, skin picking to the point he starts bleeding or getting rashes, and other shit. At the rate he is going, he is going to die before his parents do and the horse will need to find a new pasture because Phil is such a doting and loving husband he doesn't even have shit set up for his wife. His face genuinely looks lopsided and I can't unsee this now.

Also great hairline Phil, you aren't hiding anything anymore.