Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
And now he doesn't really understand the situation he's in.

Maybe people shouldn't try to manipulate him into being a puppet for whatever dumb political bullshit they want to use him for and instead respect him as a person.

I know, that's weird, that's radical, that's bizarre, nobody would do that these days.
It is unfortunate, but he would have to navigate these issues sooner or later in life now. He shouldn't but he has to.
Oh... Kyle just said he doesn't go to A&M but still goes to school for A&M right?
That mean's he's probably with one of the associated academies.... Probably not Dallas, Houston, Austin or Alamo (San Antonio) community colleges since their pretty blue leaning. That leaves Midland, Tarrant and Blinn. Given that he says he goes to A&M games he must go to Blinn in Brenham since it's close to College Station, the others remaning are at least 2.5 + hour drives
 
Hate to see he's on this side of the farms now but still gonna watch his legal content unless he goes too off the deep end.

Edit:
would also like for some more info on the lawsuit to be in the OP
 
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He should have tried doing it sober.
Say what you will about QuarterPounder being a retard, even he’s recognized how alcohol might be holding him back and major personalities in this space who are incredibly successful appear to not imbibe at all.

That being said, Nick is a textbook alcoholic at this point. I don’t know if it’s possible for him to function sans alcohol without going into detox for a month.
 
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It's gross. If Nick wants to do this shit, he should move to Wisconsin and run for Binger's job. I thought he'd either ignore Harris' superchat, or tell him to fuck off. I didn't think he'd actually take the claim that he is a coward as a challenge to grill Kyle.
$40 well spent, for less than the cost of a modern vidyu game you can make a retarded lawyer humiliate himself for your entertainment, you just gotta know which buttons to press (ego).
 
Kyle is doing a very good job dodging the questions that could get him in serious trouble. Nick isn't helping any.

This interview is total garbage, and shouldn't have even happened.
Yeah, he's been dull throughout, but he is smart enough to respond to the stupid questions with silence.

This is degenerating rapidly, by the way.

"Whatever floats your boat Nick. You do whatever you want to do in your own free time."
-Kyle's response to Nick suggestion that he should take photos wearing his girlfriend's underwear.

"I get drunk notes from whiskey."
-Rekieta. :story:
 
It's gross. If Nick wants to do this shit, he should move to Wisconsin and run for Binger's job. I thought he'd either ignore Harris' superchat, or tell him to fuck off. I didn't think he'd actually take the claim that he is a coward as a challenge to grill Kyle.
In a vacuum, it's not bad. The fake-hostile angle gives the interviewee an opportunity to get some things off his chest.

Kyle is clearly very reserved and careful with his answers, and Nick, who I've always considered to be a very good interviewer, should've picked up on that and taken a different tack.
 
Say what you will about QuarterPounder being a retard, even he’s recognized how alcohol might be holding him back and major personalities in this space who are incredibly successful appear to not imbibe at all.
drinking is okay, but there's a reason you're not supposed to be drinking at work
if you want to drink, drink outside of work.
though nick is probably so often plastered he probably cant not drink anymore.
 
Holy shit, Kyle said he put like only 100 rounds through his rifle? That's pretty impressive for how well he preformed imho (Just look at every incident of trained cop magdumping and hitting bystanders).
$40 well spent, for less than the cost of a modern vidyu game you can make a retarded lawyer humiliate himself for your entertainment, you just gotta know which buttons to press (ego).
I want Cuck simulator dev (Team SNEED) to make a Rekieta DLC now.
 
Holy shit, Kyle said he put like only 100 rounds through his rifle? That's pretty impressive for how well he preformed imho (Just look at every incident of trained cop magdumping and hitting bystanders).
God was working overtime that night watching over Kyle.
 
Kyle is probably thinking "What the fuck am I doing here?"
This has always been Nick's interview style. Have we been so blinded by the balldo that we forgot? Or has the novelty worn off?

Kyle is doing a very good job dodging the questions that could get him in serious trouble. Nick isn't helping any.

This interview is total garbage, and shouldn't have even happened.
He is doing a good job avoiding the landmines. I'm not sure what the point the interview would even be though if some of the questions aren't even asked, even if he does have to decline to answer them. There are around 20,000 people watching across platforms, and surely some are curious. Maybe the interview is too late and gay after all, especially since he's being sued and just wants to move on.
 
Holy shit Nick, stop talking about the guy whose family is suing Kyle.

But it's fucked up that Kyle is in a position where he's having to protect himself. Again. That's literally why you have lawyers - to advise against shit like this. It's like he has no one actually looking out for him.
I wouldn't be surprised if Barnes was whispering to him still, and I doubt Richards or anyone has really been keeping up with Nick to know about the Balldo happenings and still think he's the good boy lawyer, instead of whatever happened there for a bit with Futas and dick pics.

I am with Nick with that one.


Kyle is a boring dull zoomer with no charisma and banter.
Let's have some fun and content by asking retarded questions.
There's a much better way of doing that than Nick is now.
 
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