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Can't imagine all the steamy sapphic sex he must be having now that his beautiful vagina is fully healed.

Oh.
I think he preformed oral on Steb too, scary enough. You know I rather fuck no one at all instead of Wedge, Steb, and whoever else he might have done any sexual acts to. There's worse things than no sex life, like being on a failing ranch 1 hour from town filled with trash and grime, unable to drive or work.
just wanted to point out for anyone who isn't autistic enough to be into mtg, this is a $40 piece of cardboard
he plays commander (which is basically reddit: the format) which uses 100 card decks so the entire thing could have possibly cost him $1k+ depending on what he's running
I remember others in the thread talking about how expensive MTG was if you played with official cards instead of using placeholders or the cheaper, non holofoil cards. Stands to reason he wants the most reddit format where he buys his fake-dick deck and makes himself superior through cash alone.
 
Humbert Humbert is here writing this update late, and he is paying the price for it, because this is going to be long (10 posts from Kevin, and 1 from Wedge and 1 from Neck).
This morning, he posted Wisp sitting atop an overturned laundry basket that appears to serve as a makeshift table. [A]
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Overwatch 1 is the best competitive multiplayer game Kevin ever played. [A]
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10 years ago, Johnny Test was only brought up to mock. And in rule 63 discussions. (rule 63 states that “for every given male character, there is a female version of that character") [A]
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Kevin declares that he is a bi lesbian tranny faggot, discusses his own orientation/identity, says that collecting letters in LGBT is good, declares he has collected all of those letters. “I’m a bi lesbian tranny faggot dyke and you can’t fucking stop me” -Kevin Gibes, 2023 [A]
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Kevin on discourse [A]
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Kevin is hostile towards cis men, so they need to be upfront about their gender confusion when DMing him [A]
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Kevin triggered by A&W’s message about their mascot because it’s making fun of culture wars or some shit idk [A]
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The announcement:
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Music musings by Kevin [A]
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More music musings [A]
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Paprika (both the spice and the anime), also Kevin’s wifi is shit. [A]
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Kevin redoes his side shave. I am spoilering the image not because he shows tits in the thread (he does, but they’re cropped out of the previews), but because he just looks so creepy and unsettling and like Kevin, I take great care in what I expose my dear readers to. [A]
No, I did not save the photos. My phone has been through enough.
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Wedge needs his disabled friends to tell him if a manga about a deaf and small boy is “handled well”. (I did have to google that) [A]
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Neck requested somebody get him another sexy top. Image and archive spoilered for nipple.
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Kevin declares that he is a bi lesbian tranny faggot, discusses his own orientation/identity, says that collecting letters in LGBT is good, declares he has collected all of those letters. “I’m a bi lesbian tranny faggot dyke and you can’t fucking stop me” -Kevin Gibes, 2023 [A]
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"Queerness itself abhors limitations" is how we get consent accidents. His "collect all the letters!" reads like conservative parody.
 
Humbert Humbert is here writing this update late, and he is paying the price for it, because this is going to be long (10 posts from Kevin, and 1 from Wedge and 1 from Neck).
This morning, he posted Wisp sitting atop an overturned laundry basket that appears to serve as a makeshift table. [A]
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Overwatch 1 is the best competitive multiplayer game Kevin ever played. [A]
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10 years ago, Johnny Test was only brought up to mock. And in rule 63 discussions. (rule 63 states that “for every given male character, there is a female version of that character") [A]
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Kevin declares that he is a bi lesbian tranny faggot, discusses his own orientation/identity, says that collecting letters in LGBT is good, declares he has collected all of those letters. “I’m a bi lesbian tranny faggot dyke and you can’t fucking stop me” -Kevin Gibes, 2023 [A]
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Kevin on discourse [A]
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Kevin is hostile towards cis men, so they need to be upfront about their gender confusion when DMing him [A]
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Kevin triggered by A&W’s message about their mascot because it’s making fun of culture wars or some shit idk [A]
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The announcement:
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Music musings by Kevin [A]
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More music musings [A]
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Paprika (both the spice and the anime), also Kevin’s wifi is shit. [A]
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Kevin redoes his side shave. I am spoilering the image not because he shows tits in the thread (he does, but they’re cropped out of the previews), but because he just looks so creepy and unsettling and like Kevin, I take great care in what I expose my dear readers to. [A]
No, I did not save the photos. My phone has been through enough.
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Wedge needs his disabled friends to tell him if a manga about a deaf and small boy is “handled well”. (I did have to google that) [A]
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Neck requested somebody get him another sexy top. Image and archive spoilered for nipple.

How can someone be a combination of so hopelessly clueless, self unaware, plainly isolated and misinformed, yet think they are a profound visionary?
 
Kevin redoes his side shave. I am spoilering the image not because he shows tits in the thread (he does, but they’re cropped out of the previews), but because he just looks so creepy and unsettling and like Kevin, I take great care in what I expose my dear readers to. [A]
No, I did not save the photos. My phone has been through enough.
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Pretty obvious that he's raised the height of the side shave in a vain attempt to disguise his receding hairline. Looking at it in that mean old transphobic mirror must have been making poor Kevvie feel all dysphoric. Shame that it just emphasises his massive male cranium even more :(.
 
just wanted to point out for anyone who isn't autistic enough to be into mtg, this is a $40 piece of cardboard
he plays commander (which is basically reddit: the format) which uses 100 card decks so the entire thing could have possibly cost him $1k+ depending on what he's running
If by play you mean collect cards with Jen, then yes. I wonder if they collect together or separate. Cause I think those dumb cards are the most expensive thing in that shit hole.
 
“I’m a bi lesbian tranny faggot dyke and you can’t fucking stop me” -Kevin Gibes, 2023
That's fine, as long as he recognizes that he is fat and we would not have sex with him.

Kevin on discourse
It's slightly nuanced for his circle, but I think it's because he and hasbro have been cancled enough times that he wants to hedge his bets with sage wisdom.

Kevin is hostile towards cis men, so they need to be upfront about their gender confusion when DMing him
I don't know but does he even get chasers? I feel really bad for any cis men who are sexually attracted to Kevin Gibes thanks to their biology or porn addiction. That sounds like hell.

It's such a ridiculous thing for him to be wary of otherwise, so many cis men share his hobbies ( :story: ) that there's no real point to going "reeeee normies". Maybe it's because he can't guarantee they'll tolerate his quirks and will male fun of him (in the normal way male friends do not the bullying way).

Kevin redoes his side shave. I am spoilering the image not because he shows tits in the thread (he does, but they’re cropped out of the previews), but because he just looks so creepy and unsettling and like Kevin, I take great care in what I expose my dear readers to. [A]
Thamk you, it's appreciated. :semperfidelis:

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He's the most blatantly fetishwear of the Kevin Gibes universe. It stands put so much since nobody else even contemplates looking somewhat decent.

How can someone be a combination of so hopelessly clueless, self unaware, plainly isolated and misinformed, yet think they are a profound visionary?
May you have the confidence of Kevin Gibes spouting off bullshit in your next adventure.

Wear your hair however you want, you’ll never get rid of that Megamind forehead.
Every time I have a picture of Beavis as my icon I think about changing the hair to reflect the sideshave, but never have to fix the forehead issue.
 
Cause I think those dumb cards are the most expensive thing in that shit hole.
aside from things like tools and possibly guns you're probably correct. i remembered he had a moxfield account, it's a site where you can upload your decklists. the deck he's talking about in that tweet is here. he's conveniently chosen to input the actual versions of each card he owns (foil/nonfoil, which printing, etc) so you can see the actual price for that deck is just barely under $1k.
but wait! that's only one of the decks he has listed: here are the rest. 10 decks listed, the cheapest being just over $600 and the most expensive being over $1600. the pillow fort one is a 60 card kitchen table deck and doesn't count, even then it's still $200. even if you make the assumption that he only owns one copy of each card and is sharing them between decks, this is still easily multiple thousands of dollars worth of cardboard
 
Every so often Kevin goes from funny to pissing me off with he's idiotic degenerate lifestyle and now I'm MATI. And my reaction score is getting too high let's make a retard of myself for my fellow farmers to laugh at.

Listen, Kevin, I'm LGBT, I'm the B, and your fucking collection of letters isn't "empowering" it isn't "showing solidarity" it isn't "being your true self" it is objectification and fetishization of others and that shit makes people uncomfortable. It isn't just cishets disgusted with you. It's everyone who doesn't want to live in a world of constant coom. It is everyone trying to function in society regardless of sexuality or gender while you sabotage us. It's damn near as bad as the yearly Halloween "Sexy Minority" costumes when you claim another letter.

You are a perverted coom brained degenerate who, by your own terminology, is "colonizing" other sexualities. Not only that it weakens our entire stance. You're not a friend, you're an enemy. Remember we've been trying to fight to show this is who we intrinsically are, but if you can just collect letters, then you're outright arguing that being LGBT is a choice, and it fucking isn't, you just got a fetish for the LGBT. You want to know why we lost all momentum with the movement? You and your ilk are the reason Kevin.

Go fuck yourself. God damn you fucking make me wish I was cishet, because I then wouldn't have a reason to want the basic legal and societal rights we all got behind this movement for. It was simple, same sex marriage, and for people to just not mistreat us for our sexual orientation or gender identity. That's it. That's all we wanted. Let us marry and function in society, and we almost fucking had it. Sure people didn't understand us, they didn't necessarily like us or were comfortable with us, but they were willing to tolerate and co-exist. Then assholes like you, Kevin, had to fuck it all up. What's worse you yell about not wanting coexistence or acceptance. You're making it harder for the rest of us. Your constant coomerism, your constant fetishization of the LGBT and the annihilation of our stance and the momentum we had. Thank fucking God I'm Canadian and we won our legal battle here before Twitter became a thing and fucked us all over because people like you exist.

All we wanted was respect, but because you have made it your mission to burn our shot at that in the name of coom, I say fuck you and ever giving you a crumb of respect concerning your name, pronouns or gender. You're a fat, pathetic subhuman man who butchered his body not out of transness, not out of being LGBT, but because of a fetish. You're not a faggot or a troon. You just wish you were.
 
Doesn't make them any less degenerate.
Let's just agree that anyone who has sex outside of a monogamous Christian Protestant marriage, or has sex within that marriage as anything other than missionary position for the purposes of procreation, are all equally degenerate. Then we can stop discussing it and go back to laughing at Kevin pretending to coom to the idea of getting turned into salt water taffy.
"If I can redefine woman than I can redefine sex, jokes on you Kiwi Farms, I'm constantly having sex as a woman." - :smug:
That's unironically a social justice cope, not just a Kevin one. "Playing grab-ass for 5 minutes fully clothed counts as sex because sex what you define it as" and conversely "I'm asexual so this kinky sex I'm having is actually a non-sexual kink, because sex is what you define it as".
Humbert Humbert is here writing this update late, and he is paying the price for it, because this is going to be long (10 posts from Kevin, and 1 from Wedge and 1 from Neck).
This morning, he posted Wisp sitting atop an overturned laundry basket that appears to serve as a makeshift table. [A]
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Overwatch 1 is the best competitive multiplayer game Kevin ever played. [A]
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10 years ago, Johnny Test was only brought up to mock. And in rule 63 discussions. (rule 63 states that “for every given male character, there is a female version of that character") [A]
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Kevin declares that he is a bi lesbian tranny faggot, discusses his own orientation/identity, says that collecting letters in LGBT is good, declares he has collected all of those letters. “I’m a bi lesbian tranny faggot dyke and you can’t fucking stop me” -Kevin Gibes, 2023 [A]
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Kevin on discourse [A]
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Kevin is hostile towards cis men, so they need to be upfront about their gender confusion when DMing him [A]
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Kevin triggered by A&W’s message about their mascot because it’s making fun of culture wars or some shit idk [A]
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The announcement:
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Music musings by Kevin [A]
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More music musings [A]
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Paprika (both the spice and the anime), also Kevin’s wifi is shit. [A]
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Kevin redoes his side shave. I am spoilering the image not because he shows tits in the thread (he does, but they’re cropped out of the previews), but because he just looks so creepy and unsettling and like Kevin, I take great care in what I expose my dear readers to. [A]
No, I did not save the photos. My phone has been through enough.
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Wedge needs his disabled friends to tell him if a manga about a deaf and small boy is “handled well”. (I did have to google that) [A]
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Neck requested somebody get him another sexy top. Image and archive spoilered for nipple.
The Kevin forehead updates have finally got to him. He always used to post those crusty high definition unfiltered selfies that looked like the surface of the moon, but he's definitely run these photos through FaceApp or TikTok filters a few times - his facial structure is off.

Also holy moly that's no undercut, that's half a mohawk. Enjoying that he missed a spot during shaving; not enjoying he's exposed a spot of crusty seborrhoeic dermatitis on his scalp.
 
Every so often Kevin goes from funny to pissing me off with he's idiotic degenerate lifestyle and now I'm MATI. And my reaction score is getting too high let's make a retard of myself for my fellow farmers to laugh at.

Listen, Kevin, I'm LGBT, I'm the B, and your fucking collection of letters isn't "empowering" it isn't "showing solidarity" it isn't "being your true self" it is objectification and fetishization of others and that shit makes people uncomfortable. It isn't just cishets disgusted with you. It's everyone who doesn't want to live in a world of constant coom. It is everyone trying to function in society regardless of sexuality or gender while you sabotage us. It's damn near as bad as the yearly Halloween "Sexy Minority" costumes when you claim another letter.

You are a perverted coom brained degenerate who, by your own terminology, is "colonizing" other sexualities. Not only that it weakens our entire stance. You're not a friend, you're an enemy. Remember we've been trying to fight to show this is who we intrinsically are, but if you can just collect letters, then you're outright arguing that being LGBT is a choice, and it fucking isn't, you just got a fetish for the LGBT. You want to know why we lost all momentum with the movement? You and your ilk are the reason Kevin.

Go fuck yourself. God damn you fucking make me wish I was cishet, because I then wouldn't have a reason to want the basic legal and societal rights we all got behind this movement for. It was simple, same sex marriage, and for people to just not mistreat us for our sexual orientation or gender identity. That's it. That's all we wanted. Let us marry and function in society, and we almost fucking had it. Sure people didn't understand us, they didn't necessarily like us or were comfortable with us, but they were willing to tolerate and co-exist. Then assholes like you, Kevin, had to fuck it all up. What's worse you yell about not wanting coexistence or acceptance. You're making it harder for the rest of us. Your constant coomerism, your constant fetishization of the LGBT and the annihilation of our stance and the momentum we had. Thank fucking God I'm Canadian and we won our legal battle here before Twitter became a thing and fucked us all over because people like you exist.

All we wanted was respect, but because you have made it your mission to burn our shot at that in the name of coom, I say fuck you and ever giving you a crumb of respect concerning your name, pronouns or gender. You're a fat, pathetic subhuman man who butchered his body not out of transness, not out of being LGBT, but because of a fetish. You're not a faggot or a troon. You just wish you were.

What you describe is basically what the movement was striving for back in the 90s.

This is why they like to demonize the 90s like it was a time when anyone could kill a transvestite in the street with impunity.

This general hijack is mostly to try to stick peoples play acting and feelings of uniqueness into some kind of protected class so they can avoid criticism, responsibility and adulthood.

The only one of Kevvie’s many identities I believe he truly is is his “little” persona.

I don’t believe he should be allowed to be treated as a child in the eyes of the law as a result, but he should be denied any adult responsibility and privileges.
He should be assigned a guardian, not Penny, Shit eating Jen or any of his prison gay (boy)girlfriends.

He should get a hatchet faced experienced social worker and tard wrangler to treat him like the immature child he is until he learns to grow up.
 
Just look at regular gay men on Twitter versus the rest, which one is posting far more believable stories about hookups? When that one gay dude went mildly viral for complaining about the monkeypox shutting down his piss and cum orgies you believe it. When you read all the rest your first thought is it's try hard performance on Twitter only. One reason you don't believe the latter is because they're always talking about it all with other people on Twitter, they almost never talk about it the way gay men will post about anonymous hookups. Is there a lot of performance in the gay men community? Well, yeah, duh, but the joke about it and honesty is that if you're trying to merely perform there's going to be some dude who believes you. The rest of the "queer" community is already socialized to know it's all fake and dishonest. For one thing they know they're performing less for others in the community than they are trying to perform for normies looking into the community in the hopes one of those (no uggos and fatties pls) will say "oh that's hot, I'll message them" even though this never has happened once.

The funny thing is that they don't even realize the case is true of the semi-hypothetical slutty women they idealize and want to become like. Actual women who have lots of partners or whatever post completely differently about it too. You know who doesn't post any differently? Women trying to sell sex to dudes. (Well, and exhibitionists but nowdays they seem to always be selling something too.)
Oh but we do have reciepts! Being therein, every time a twitter queer has ‘sex’ the ‘photo set’ is available to buy.
Nothing seems to go on in these (one that have been shared on here but they are much of a muchness)

It’s skinnyfat, tism face, utterly unattractive so surely face and body blind, cautiously inserting something in themselves, dead eyed.
Maybe dressed as a sexy cow/pig/dog.
It’s always solo.
The cameraman is an auteur who dare not sacrifice his vision.
Remember Keffals porn? Lmao and that had a semi professional (would be) outfit attached to it.

Meanwhile I have seen some genuinely terrifying things on like, deep into it gay man orgy twitter. There’s no messing about there. Multiple people having awful actual sex, instead of sad pervert touching horrible bob on bed with stuffed animals.

Regarding Kevs attempt to horde more labels (ever the collector) what he basically is saying, is he has no standards. He’ll fuck anything with a pulse. Actually pool toys don’t even have that.

He says he would.. but not only that he can’t, we’ve also seen that when the opportunity arises to have some gross frot- on with other greasy stinking fat men, eg at the furry con, he won’t.

So he’s saying he’s up for everything and anyone but irl he both can’t and won’t. Absolute sham of a life, lol


Meanwhile we are eagerly anticipating the “lesbian sleepover”
Will they bump very very ugly’s?
Will he wash at some point in the preceding days? Or will he take the chance that “she” is a “muskslut” (sad that that’s in my phone autosuggestions)
Will the gals have a big hysterical tears fall out, and everyone’s Dom’s have to get called at 11, bitterly renouncing their friendship only to make up by maths, second period?
Joke, Kevin doesn’t even do anything as productive as compulsory education lmao and he didn’t even do it when he was supposed to.

He is like a multi demnsional fail across time, space, and fat.
 
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So Kev Kev made that purple light selfie his new profile pic because it was "too sexy not to".

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Now if you're thinking "Kevin looks surprisingly clean and less disgusting compared to normal" then I do have to inform you that this is filtered, and there is a very easy way to see amateurish filtering:

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Notice how there's individual hair strands but then it sort of blurs into an undifferentiated lump? And there's blemishes but they're kinda indistinct? Well remember - hair doesn't blur irl, and it's also not a blurry photo. They're not blurred out, exactly - that's far too obvious - but instead the light balance, colour balance and contrast of certain areas have been fucked with, kind of like how a professional retoucher would do frequency separation. Inbuilt beauty features on selfie cameras often do this by default, and you'll also get this if you crank skin filters up to max.
Left to right: normal, blurry, filtered
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The blurry one makes everything blurry. The filtered one gets a sort of weird digital painting look about it, but areas of significant tonal variance "pop" a lot more, and if you look closely you can still faintly see individual strands or flyaways in some areas

They don't destroy most of the existing data - just minimise it, to help it look more realistic instead of blurred nothing. So you can recover a bit of an insight into what Kevin looks like.

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Separately, as I've mentioned, it does appear he's fucked with his facial structure a bit using other filters - no, Kevin, it's not that you've "just lot a bit of weight". That's both harder to prove and harder to undo though.
 
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Holy fuck, guys. We did it. We finally found it. The LGBT. Lesbian, gay, bisexual, troon, all at the same fucking time.
Anyways, I think it's hilarious that Kevvie's label is possibly transphobic, or at best just special bisexual Olympics. I always found the "bi lesbian" term puzzling. Is it Tumblr 2016's "homosexual biromantic"/"bisexual homoromantic"? Is it bisexual with a preference? Is it stinkditch & pussy-bearers only, which includes TiFs? Does bi lesbian also include cis men?

In every instance he brings up the label, he always includes the example of a hypothetical TiF (but never the general "man" which includes 🤢 cis men 🤢) who - in his own stressing - "does not mind" his label. In my mind, that can only mean that Kevvie's asking the ftm to be okay with dating a "lesbian", be seen as a woman, or both. Yet he acknowledges that he chooses his labels to be purposefully contradictory... so I guess "paradoxical queerness" also means that you get to be transphobic? (:_(What's wrong with plain ol' bisexual? What happened to just having a preference?
 
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Holy fuck, guys. We did it. We finally found it. The LGBT. Lesbian, gay, bisexual, troon, all at the same fucking time.
Anyways, I think it's hilarious that Kevvie's label is possibly transphobic, or at best just special bisexual Olympics. I always found the "bi lesbian" term puzzling. Is it Tumblr 2016's "homosexual biromantic"/"bisexual homoromantic"? Is it bisexual with a preference? Is it stinkditch & pussy-bearers only, which includes TiFs? Does bi lesbian also include cis men?

In every instance he brings up the label, he always includes the example of a hypothetical TiF (but never the general "man" which includes 🤢 cis men 🤢) who - in his own stressing - "does not mind" his label. In my mind, that can only mean that Kevvie's asking the ftm to be okay with dating a "lesbian", be seen as a woman, or both. Yet he acknowledges that he chooses his labels to be purposefully contradictory... so I guess "paradoxical queerness" also means that you get to be transphobic? (:_(What's wrong with plain ol' bisexual? What happened to just having a preference?

Bisexuality has always been slightly unclear in my opinion.

With all due respect, most of the bi people I have met tend to hook up with both sexes, but overwhelmingly have relationships with one sex.

Back in the 90s, (I promise I am not Bojack) being bisexual was something that at least 50 % of girls into alternative rock-grunge-metal would claim to be. 98.9% of these though just meant they would kiss a girl for attention, even if they believed they were.
One or two appeared to think just being able to see if another woman was attractive made them bi.

I digress though. If Kevin was gay and lesbian, then yes he would be bi.

I hate this kind of attempt to shuffle sexuality into a unique special snowflake bollocks.

What is nearly as annoying are the fools who claim they are attracted to people regardless of gender. They seem to both want to erase differences in gender or sex while maintaining that it is individual.

Ill thought out nonsense based on a power of belief philosophy.
 
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