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gotta clean your salmon of salmonella before you eat it
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Seems like sous vide for cheap idiots.Yeah it's an actual thing designed for people who don't know how to cook.
You take a piece of salmon, season it, stick it in a covered container that won't let the water in and run the dishwasher. The heat, and the time needed, will cook it. Sure it takes an hour and it's more of a kitchen hack then anything else but it can be done.
Crazy Good Dishwasher Salmon Recipe - Food.com
I use the heated water wash (not pots and pans) and heated dry cycle, but I'll bet the water miser settting (as long as it is heated water) will workwww.food.com
Dunno if I'd really try it but who knows?
Mundane Ralph
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Jack has bought another fifth of whiskey.
That Damned Tiger
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I think he was telling the leg, "I love you." You know I'm right.
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The honey Jack Daniels is truly horrible. A liquor store once told me I had "won" a bottle, so I took it home with me.
Could not find a single fucking mixer that helped. It isn't a little honey, it's pancake syrup.
Ended up just serving it to guests I didn't like.
Is this guy the new chef on cooking with Jack? Jack's still there so the title technically still hits.
Cooking, with Jack.
Could not find a single fucking mixer that helped. It isn't a little honey, it's pancake syrup.
Ended up just serving it to guests I didn't like.
Is this guy the new chef on cooking with Jack? Jack's still there so the title technically still hits.
Cooking, with Jack.
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Oh, he is livid about the comments making fun of his raw, bloody meat.
His friend has a lot more charisma than him, and it's fun to see Jack caught between his two loves: meat and man meat.
Woggie's child bride
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Jack probably thickens it up and puts it on his pancakes
densedance
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He was a few times on his South Carolina BBQ Tour with his Wife or whatever the fucking name of that Show was.
Yeah, I call him discount Ralph Cifaretto because I don't want to call him Rob.
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I don't know why, but the framing of the video just annoys me. Like Center your shots man, we know you can do it.
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- Dec 28, 2014
Yet again the guest is the only person who speaks coherently. Does all the work.
And Jagoff of all people lectures about "cross contaminate" eat shit Jack with your shitty salmonella ring.
I hope this guy is just doing this because he pities Jack.
Lmao "Drinking With Jack."
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That has to be the grossest looking Jack dish in years
I legit fucking gagged
Heats up sauce in pan, pours into larger pan to mix with cheese and noodles, then pours into baking trays. No seasoning, doesn't taste anything, etc. Nevermind heating all this shit up, to then just put it in the fridge... to then put it back in the oven in the morning and how they don't trust him to even pre-heat the oven.
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Jack Daniel's Smoked Super Bowl Monster Legs
24 January 2023
Jack's latest "brutally honest" film reviews:
"Here is the movie review for PLANE."
24 January 2023
"Here is the movie review for the movie Missing"
25 January 2023
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Looks like we’ve gotten to the point where Jack’s laziness is so endemic that he doesn’t even want to cook on his own show anymore. It makes sense, considering his palpable disinterest in recent uploads, and that the editing in a lot of said uploads cuts out a large chunk of instruction, steps, and showing the final product. Are we now going to see a rotation of guest hosts who do all the work while he just stands off to the side like a co-host, gurgling autistically?
Jack is really in a bind here. Either:
A.) He continues the show normally, and draws ridicule for poor production values and lack of culinary acumen
OR…
B.) He continues having guests on to do the heavy lifting, which in turn draws him ridicule over not just his laziness as a content creator, but it also concretely puts into perspective how horrid of a cook he is. Juxtaposing the guest’s results with nearly everything that Jack produces shows the disparity between Jack and someone who actually knows how to cook. Exhibit A: the comments in the recent video noting how properly cooked the turkey legs were, because it wasn’t Jack who cooked them.
You can’t win here, Jacko.
Jack is really in a bind here. Either:
A.) He continues the show normally, and draws ridicule for poor production values and lack of culinary acumen
OR…
B.) He continues having guests on to do the heavy lifting, which in turn draws him ridicule over not just his laziness as a content creator, but it also concretely puts into perspective how horrid of a cook he is. Juxtaposing the guest’s results with nearly everything that Jack produces shows the disparity between Jack and someone who actually knows how to cook. Exhibit A: the comments in the recent video noting how properly cooked the turkey legs were, because it wasn’t Jack who cooked them.
You can’t win here, Jacko.
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I know a guy who is into Jack Daniels it's literally his go to drink. In his place he's got every size bottle from the tiny airline bottles to the giant 133oz bottle sitting on a shelf above his bar. He got that stuff once, we tried it and he gave it to his wife because she likes sweet things. Even she didn't like it. It's still sitting there on his shelf, barely drunk and getting dusty.
His movie reviews aren't really reviews they just come down to, "it's gud" or "it's not gud". That's it. No talking about it. No analysis. Just mindless entertainment for the Musbrain he is.
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- Dec 19, 2021
Yeah, but Jack doesn't care, as long as he can spend mommywife's money on meat, salt, and grease he's happy. How he gets the meat doesn't matter. Whether someone else is doing the cooking or at the local gloyhole he doesn't care.
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I just don't know how he can look at that and think 'Damn, looks great, send it!'. I don't know much about wings, but the fact that they are smothered with goo in a casserole dish already is a red flag that whatever I am getting won't be what I think.
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Buckle up for a very boring (and fat) third part to this epic Universal Studios trilogy.