Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[CptnSnshn]

Everyone in this thread is a faggot except me.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

aliens could invade tomorrow and russians would call them nazis.

There is precedent for this though. Remember that time Captain Kirk had to stop the space Nazi menace?

John Gill remembers.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

Russophobes there will have a very hard time adjusting, will have to learn how to say "please tip me one ruble so I could buy bread for my children" in Russian whenever they see a passing oligarch's Maybach.

Av. salary in ruzzkieland: $900
Av. salary in Poland: $1250
Av. salary in Germany: $4500

Typicall price of bread in EU between 0,5 and 2 euro. Worth of ruzzkietoken (rubell): around zero. Seriously, one ruble is worth aprox. 0,012 euro (that means you need between 40 and 160 ruzzkietokens to buy euros for a bread inn EU.)

Size of economic refugees from EU into ruzzkieland: zero.
Size of economic refugees from Ruzzkieland to EU: that snow niggas are everywhere.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Abrams M1 and Leopard 2 wasn't planned for that mass combat even in Cold War. Polish supreme command in that time (they was in Warsaw Pact) estimated that they will need five T-72 to destroy one Abrams M1. That isn't weird or strange, in simillar way it worked in Second World War. To knock-out one Tiger it was need to sacrifice few ruzzkie or allied tanks.

Panzerwaffe didn't work like in games or on paper. Quality of hardware is extreme important in this field of combat. Look at Medina Ridge tank battle, look at Fall Gelb - outcome wasn't related to number of tanks, but to their quality and usage.

At war it isn't needed to destroy whole enemies army. Key to win war is or to make war extreme costly for our enemy (case of Japan in 1945).

How to tell you are listening only ruzzkie propaganda without telling that.

That attacks on heating systems wasn't ruzzkie, right?


When that defeat will occur?

It's happening in real time as we speak.

Remember - Baghdad fallen after 20 days in 2003, in 2023 after 350 days ruzzkie are still not crossed their claimed border.

Bro, trust me, ruzzkieland is winning. Bro, Prighozi needs that salt mine, just go and draft yourself. Bro, I;m telling you, that pedophiles who Prighozin relased after they contracts will not fuck you child.

Weird and gross. Prigozhin specifically said they don't accept sex offenders and especially pedophiles. Maybe in Germany that's considered normal and those people are welcome everywhere, even to clean government toilets, but not in Russia.

How way ruzzkieland hawe a time machine? They seriously can travel back to 1945 and change course of history?

Why change the course of history? Germany lost in 1945, now Germany and the rest of the EU is losing again. It's called a pattern. Learn to notice them.

Can they also go back in time to august '22 and save that infested by parasites Dugin kiddo? Are time machines be a standard equipment of invisible T-14?

Lmao, he's mad and posting nonsense again. Guess some rich kraut's toilet not getting the full attention it deserves today. You should learn English, it's not hard. It's my fourth language.

Av. salary in ruzzkieland: $900
Av. salary in Poland: $1250
Av. salary in Germany: $4500

Typicall price of bread in EU between 0,5 and 2 euro. Worth of ruzzkietoken (rubell): around zero. Seriously, one ruble is worth aprox. 0,012 euro (that means you need between 40 and 160 ruzzkietokens to buy euros for a bread inn EU.)

Size of economic refugees from EU into ruzzkieland: zero.
Size of economic refugees from Ruzzkieland to EU: that snow niggas are everywhere.

How many rubles will bread cost in the EU in 2025, comrade?

Here's something, a look at the typical Ukrainian recruitment process. Footage from Cherkassy. I'm sure he'll make a fine Abrams driver, maybe they won't even have to weld the hatch shut.

These guides are already hitting the field. Doubt anyone will see a Leopard tank any time soon, but may as well learn their weak spots.

TL;DR: Turret and aiming devices are vulnerable to direct hits. Sides, top, and back are very weak against ATGMs. Crew sits between fuel tank and ammo, chances to survive a hit are practically nil.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

Idiots who registered as ukrainians for better gibs...

That mostly a fake. Some guys from exotic destinations was evacueted from Ukraine and they was mostly in two groups:

- foreign students on ukrainian universities (mostly - medicine in Chernigov);
- small number of former asylum seekers.

Most of them was further evacuated to their home countries or legalize itsefls with their actuall citizenship. Was some number of persons originating from Central Asia or Caucasus who has ukrainian passport, but that was pretty rare - they was recognized with they citizenship (they was, for example, born in Ukraine before dissolution of USSR and gained ukrainian citizenship - they was counted as Ukrainians like, IDK, someone with Haitian parents but who obtained Us citizenship = he will be considered as US-man).

Ukraine has fair enough digitalized before war and it was mostly not a problem to check their IDs or passports (from the first or second day they was entering Europe even without passports).

More troubles was with evacuated animals (both: live stock and pets), in most cases no one gived a fuck to take their papers (and according to international law EU countries was welcoming animals evacuated by their owners or volunteers).

And if we talking about snowniggas from ruzzkieland - oh boi, that was a headache before war due to their lack of common sense. Often was extreme problematic to check papers of alleged ruzzkieland citizen, so sometimes I'm honestly not sure if we are deporting real ruzzkie or someone from Belarus with forged ruzzkie papers. After start of war I don't give a fuck, papers says Ivan is from ruzzkieland, he is going to convoy to ruzzkieland and fuck it if he will face problems because he had forged passport.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

More on the Ukrainian recruitment process. Ukrainian telegrams report that Lvov is entirely blocked off, there are police and military blockades checking each car for men of fighting age. Looking for more Abrams drivers, obviously.

Residents of Lviv in social networks report that the city is practically under blockade. The police and the military have blocked all exit roads, checking every car that leaves the locality.

The security forces are looking for men of military age. If there are such, they turn the car back.

"They stop every car for the delivery of a summons," one of the residents of Lviv noted in Telegram.

AZgeopolitics🛰🌏🌍🌎

🪖🇺🇦Residents of Lviv in social networks report that the city is practically under blockade. The police and the military have blocked all exit roads, checking every car that leaves the locality. The security forces are looking for men of military age. If there are such, they turn the car back...

t.me

Here's the last video, but with subtitles. Poor kid is going to grow up hating the Ukrainian occupation forces.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Well, I guess US and Ukraine are planning for a forever war

Meanwhile, at a lavishly decorated executive conference room somewhere in northern Virginia:

Forever wars are a lucrative enterprise, gentlemen, a veritable waterfall of unending profits. Trust me on this. I'm sorry, what's that you say? "Strategic goals"? "Pursuit of national interest"? "Victory"? Your mouth makes these strange, alien sounds but I can make no sense of them.

Fucking bastards.

 

[Quindarius]

To knock-out one Tiger it was need to sacrifice few ruzzkie or allied tanks

That number of 5 shermans to one tiger is a fat lie. The number comes from the fact that US armored platoons, the smallest tactical unit for tanks, had five tanks, while tigers at that point either operated alone or were absent from the battlefield. It has nothing to do with loss ratios.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

How many rubles will bread cost in the EU in 2025, comrade?

I doubt than ruzzkiemoney will be used in 2025.

It's happening in real time as we speak.

Call me when ruzzkie retake Kherson, ok? On this moment they only took one small village.

Prigozhin specifically said they don't accept sex offenders and especially pedophiles.

https://nybreaking.com/murderers-and-sex-offenders-sent-to-ukraine-after-agreeing-to-fight-for-putin-in-return-for-pardon/

He really needs that salt and he is using sex offenders. I was sure that fucking own kids is popular in ruzzkieland, everyone knows Siberian Mice affair.

Germany lost in 1945, now Germany and the rest of the EU is losing again.

Bro, I'm telling you they are losing. Bro, trust me bro! That isn't true about Katrina: she isn't a prostitute in Berlin, she went from our Shitt Petersburg to teach them about how great is communism. Bro, I tell you, we wuz kangs bro. Belive in that bro. Bro, trully at Medina Ridge one T-72 smashed at least thousand Abrams without even being turned on.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I doubt than ruzzkiemoney will be used in 2025.

I doubt the opinion of a migrant janitor matters here.

Call me when ruzzkie retake Kherson, ok? On this moment they only took one small village.

20% of the country isn't enough for you? Watch as it becomes more over the next few months.

https://nybreaking.com/murderers-and-sex-offenders-sent-to-ukraine-after-agreeing-to-fight-for-putin-in-return-for-pardon/

He really needs that salt and he is using sex offenders. I was sure that fucking own kids is popular in ruzzkieland, everyone knows Siberian Mice affair.

Lmao, more projecting and propaganda. Germany has a notorious history of pedophilia, if you weren't aware. Between Weimar and this, you're not one to talk.

The German Experiment That Placed Foster Children with Pedophiles

With the approval of the government, a renowned sexologist ran a dangerous program. How could this happen?

www.newyorker.com

Bro, I'm telling you they are losing. Bro, trust me bro! That isn't true about Katrina: she isn't a prostitute in Berlin, she went from our Shitt Petersburg to teach them about how great is communism. Bro, I tell you, we wuz kangs bro. Belive in that bro. Bro, trully at Medina Ridge one T-72 smashed at least thousand Abrams without even being turned on.

Yes yes, you're upset because Ukrainian prostitutes charge you extra, and you can't tell Ukrainians from Russians, we know.

In other news, sounds like Putin is going to get some Bradleys too. BRADLEY VS BRADLEY DEATHMATCH!


More Ukrainian forced recruitment, this time in Odessa.

AZgeopolitics🛰🌏🌍🌎

🇺🇦🪖Another tank driver "found" in Odessa,this time for Stridsvagn 122 Sweden tanks probably

t.me

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

That number of 5 shermans to one tiger is a fat lie.

I was mostly thinking about events like battle of Radzymin or (if we abandon Tiger fetish) battle of Raseiniai: USSR has far bigger panzerforces in both battles than Germany, but lose it bad. Also: USSR was using gifted tanks (and much more) from USA and UK.

TBH I didn't think about Shermans: mostly I have in my mind campaing of 1940 in West Europe. Allies have 1,5 tank for each German tank and lost that.

But they was also some notable events, like Stonne, where Char B1 or B1 bis smashed shit out from several german tanks and tankettes. It is all about quality and usage of tanks.

Ruzzkie are shitty in this war when it goes into quick actions. Best they can do is smashing wave after wave of mobiks or criminals on ukrainian lines. It will be nice to see how they try not be fucked by NATO-class equipment.

 

[Makhno]

Poland has around 35 million residents, Hungary around 9 million. It is impossible to keep that numbers of refugees in that countries.


They mostly import weapons, from small arms to tanks.

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Honestly, I'm tired.

In february 2022 ruzzia was just going to win in 3 days. Didn't won

In april 2022 ruzzia was able to take Kiev whit LOOOONG KAWAII. Didn't get near of it.

In late summer 2022 ruzzia was talking about HUGE mobilization and MASSIVe strike. Nothing happened.

Last fall ruzzia was sepaking how Europe will die from cold due to gas and gasoline blockade. Well, nothing happened again.

Now according to ruzzia Ukraina is runing out of men (I heard that year ago also). So, why ruzzia is STILL only in Donbas and Crimea? What cope we will hear in spring, then in summer and in rest of '23 when ruzzia will be in the same place? How long suckers of Putin balls will cope with reality, that ruzzia is loosing war and everything is getting out of their hands?

Imagine being so mentally weak you cannot spell the name of a country correctly because it emotionally upsets you.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

20% of the country isn't enough for you?

Eight months ago it was 30%. Now only 20%? In next six months it will be more like 0%, 10% or 150%?

20% in one year is MAJOR VICTORY, 100% in two months is MAJOR FUCKUP. Yes, we know that you are scared about going into farmy, but I really think you should look for brave in Quran.

In other news, sounds like Putin is going to get some Bradleys too.

For which use? Earlier this day you told us that T-14 Armata is better than them, so why ruzzkie try to bought them?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Guys, guys, forget about the tanks. This is the wunderwaffe that will finally change the course of the war!

Latvia sends Ukraine first shipment of military equipment acquired using public donations - Baltic News Network

On Wednesday, the 25th of January, the first public Latvian donation consisting of 9 ATVs, 9 specialised combat platforms, as well as four military scooters worth a total of EUR 323 148.30, put together thanks to a campaign organised by Ziedot.lv platform was sent to Ukraine after a festive...

bnn-news.com

Latvia sent Ukraine a shipment of mobility scooters. Most likely by request of American advisors who got tired of having to walk around everywhere.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

This is the wunderwaffe that will finally change the course of the war!

How that scooters can change that ruzzkie was controling 30% of Ukraine eight months ago and now they control only 20%?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Eight months ago it was 30%. Now only 20%? In next six months it will be more like 0%, 10% or 150%?

20% in one year is MAJOR VICTORY, 100% in two months is MAJOR FUCKUP. Yes, we know that you are scared about going into farmy, but I really think you should look for brave in Quran.


For which use? Earlier this day you told us that T-14 Armata is better than them, so why ruzzkie try to bought them?

How that scooters can change that ruzzkie was controling 30% of Ukraine eight months ago and now they control only 20%?

Imagine being so buck broken by Russia that you willingly post dumb shit like that for like a week straight and expect people to not laugh at you. RENT FREE!



For some news, while the Ukrainians and their western paypigs are trying to gather up enough willing troops to man some tanks, Putin is taking advantage of their tardiness and launching a new attack.

Putin is taking advantage of the winter to regroup his forces and prepare for a new attack on Ukraine - White House

Prima Vigilia 👁️‍🗨️

🇺🇸🇺🇦🇷🇺 - Putin is taking advantage of the winter to regroup his forces and prepare for a new attack on Ukraine - White House

t.me

 

[Makhno]

How that scooters can change that ruzzkie was controling 30% of Ukraine eight months ago and now they control only 20%?

show us on the doll where the Russians touched you

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Imagine being so buck broken by Russia that you willingly post dumb shit like that for like a week straight and expect people to not laugh at you. RENT FREE!

Only a hohol loving moron would make up FAKE NEWS about Russia Occupying 20% of Ukraine, Mostly because Russia occupies 16% of Ukraine.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Germany announces that they are now at war with Russia. Is this, then, a declaration of war? Does that mean NATO declared a war too?
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AZ 🛰🌏🌍🌎 on Twitter: "🇩🇪🇺🇦🇷🇺German Foreign Minster Annalena Baerbock:"We are fighting a war against Russia" https://t.co/RZ3j9E3v8Q" / Twitter | Ghostarchive

ghostarchive.org

Well...Third time is a charm as they say.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

Only a hohol loving moron would make up FAKE NEWS about Russia Occupying 20% of Ukraine, Mostly because Russia occupies 16% of Ukraine.

The funny part is that according to ruzzkieland officials they ocupy 0% of Ukraine. Insteed Ukraine is occuping - according to ruzzkie snow niggas - cities of Kherson (capital of "annexed" oblast), another capital of "annexed" oblast (but it was never under ruzzkie control) and few more.

Imagine being so buck broken by Russia that you willingly post dumb shit like that for like a week straight and expect people to not laugh at you.

So ruzzkie didn't control 30% of Ukraine eight months ago? What are you trying to say?

Remember: Baghdad was taken by US Army in 20 days. Ruzzkie snow niggas after 300 days have lost Kherson. The first on is a lose, the second a winning.