Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 31.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 87 32.6%

  • Total voters
    267
As an atheist who married a Roman Catholic, I had to undergo six sessions of religious instruction before the priest would marry us. I don't remember much from that instruction, but the one thing I do remember is that the priest was insisting that marital sex was a sacrament -- every bit as important as Holy Communion or confession.
That priest would be correct (what a refreshing change of pace from priests who don’t do their job), and when Mr. Bowl and I went through pre-Cana, we even had workbooks and an online questionnaire, which we had to do separately so there’d be no bias in answers. We were shocked at how basic some of the questions were; some things we discussed on our third, fourth date. Such is the abysmal state of the marriage scene, where the future spouses don’t even know each other.

It makes me wonder if Nick and Kayla got “swept” into marriage, with an inability to wait. Her Protestant background made for an easier leap into a marriage, too. It certainly would have benefited him to have some Catholic pre-Cana under his belt, but he quickly defected. Probably the fault of his parents, and/or weak and modernist catechization.

Might explain the turn into partying and combing the wild hairs that should have been tamed by now.
 
As said. Not my experiance. My experiance is they are and we just used to keep it behind clised doors. And we really need to keep it behind closed doirs. Because being open about it is what led to all the tranny shit etc.
Yeah it's a good thing we have people like Nick Rekieta and Drexel out there telling us we need to bring shame back...oh wait.
 
I wonder if Nick has a physical dependency on alcohol by now.

As in, having to maintain a certain level of intoxication to not face agonizing withdrawal symptoms.

Maybe someone knowledgable about alcoholism could chime in?
Physical dependence in regards to alcohol has little to do with quantity and lots to do with consistency.

If I remember correctly, its something like ten years, which if you’ve drunk as little as a drink or two but did so daily, you might get bit by physical dependence.
 
Makes me wonder if the Sonichu demon has jumped into Nick. It got into Chris when he took the cursed name the GodBear gave him, and then jumped into Ralph when it saw its last chance as Chris was getting arrested, and somehow transmitted itself into Rekieta by travelling inside the shart video, now its doing its thing.
Considering Nick is showing all the signs of a man who has fallen to Chaos, it just gets my noggin' joggin' I need answers, and Occams Razor is boring, I prefer Speds Safety Razor , which dictates that the most convoluted and retarded answer is usually the funnest.
 
I guess just go look back at my last few posts from last night if you want links to clips that have been found so far, I'm not linking them again and I haven't been paying very close attention to the thread for a couple weeks, so I can't give you details other than what I found last night while searching video transcripts.

She was the daughter of a friend, he said he knew her since she was 13. He claims they didn't start hooking up until some point after she was a junior in college, so if he is telling the truth then there is no rape involved. At the very least though, there can be an argument made for grooming.

It was not just some random daughter of a casual acquaintance, he tells multiple stories about the activities he used to do with this girl AND her mom--going to the movies together, taking a whole-ass trip to Florida with them for the daughter's softball tournament, etc. I'd say you have to be pretty close/family friend level before doing those sort of things with a mom and her daughter. At any rate it was egregious enough for the mother to flip out on Drex and no longer speak to him once she found out he was in a BDSM relationship with her daughter, so she obviously felt that he betrayed trust.

I'm estimating that Drex is around Nick's age, or 41. If they started hooking up in 2018 (this is based on what he said during his first appearance on Nick's stream in 2018 ) and she was around 20 at the time, that would have made him ~37. On it's own that's not AWFUL, although 17 years is a pretty big fucking age gap. What makes it fucked up is that he knew her since she was 13, which would have made him about 30 at the time. I think most people here would agree that a 30 year old knowing a 13 year old and her mom well enough for years to go on fucking vacations with them, then turning around and starting to bone that girl once she's an adult---that's EXTREMELY fucked up.
Drexel just turned 38 i believe
 
We've had talk shows for decades and yet never saw Johnny Carson or David Letterman talk about splaying their wives' assholes apart with their testicles.
Yeah. No shit. It was a studio level show. You put them in their house or a less controlled enviroment and put a camera on them…I’d wadger they say outrageous shit.
This is an issue of character, not technology.
It’s a character issue exacerbated by tech.
 
Yeah. No shit. It was a studio level show. You put them in their house or a less controlled enviroment and put a camera on them…I’d wadger they say outrageous shit.

It’s a character issue exacerbated by tech.
I don't know I can't see Carson using a Balldo.
Tom Snyder maybe.
 
Yeah. No shit. It was a studio level show. You put them in their house or a less controlled enviroment and put a camera on them…I’d wadger they say outrageous shit.

It’s a character issue exacerbated by tech.
I can only imagine some of the shit Bob Saget says/does in private.
 
I could believe it, although I personally didn't like a lot of Nick's 2022 streams since Lawtube was boring compared to his old set of guests. But let's face it--there's a huge loss of authenticity. Before when Nick would ask balls or no balls, you could just assume he was making a joke, now it comes off as Nick getting off on pushing his fetish on others.

I agree and disagree with this. I think "Lawtube" has ended up being just as retarded and gay as Nick said it was going to be. All its really proven is that people in their forties are capable of acting just as retarded as people who're 17 and in high school.

That said I don't get the feeling Balls or No Balls is him pushing a fetish. Mostly because it seems like chat insisting he ask new guests this seems like it makes him cringe more than it amuses him. Also Balls or No Balls was probably the most entertaining part of the Rittenhouse Interview.
 
I am still of the firm belief that Nicky is another skinwalker and never was a family man and isn't a "real" degenerate.
The current degen saga is making my point for me. Cause while yes he has said and presumably done some things that are degenerate, they aren't noteworthy in the big scheme of things. So he is an alcoholic and has done molly, to quote a scholar of the ages "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack", people get prescribed harder drugs for breaking a leg for God's sake. Most psychonauts would have moved on to other stuff by now. Also molly is the gayest drug on earth.
Then there is the gay bars and whoring his wife out part. So to discover himself he goes to a gay bar that often hosts events where non gay people attend, usually to go swinging. And he goes to a swinging resort that's pretty much for old washed up couples that are done with their relationship but don't want to go through a divorce.
You can add his dropping performance on youtube and the lowering of quality but to be fair he was always low quality it's just for a brief second he had a bit of passion doing it which made up for it.
Add all of this together and you have the bare minimum of being a degenerate, no real effort is expended and no real drive towards this is perceived. You can flip this around to his trad image and it's stuff like have kids, don't openly sympathize with pedos and impart advice a human with common sense would never need. He always does the bare minimum to reach the portrayal of a personality.
It's even more apparent when you compare it with his previous targets. Jack Muprhy was a camwhore that bilked thousands of dollars while portraying to be trad, all for the kicks. And he wasn't just a swinger but a proud cuck, for a moment. Nicky can't even answer straight anything close to that.
This degen arc is just another skin suit Nicky has put on because it fits what he believes he needs at the moment. This could be because of Kayla, Drex, his internet friends or some in built view of success but I bet that when this one no longer fits he will change skin suits again.
 
The current degen saga is making my point for me. Cause while yes he has said and presumably done some things that are degenerate, they aren't noteworthy in the big scheme of things. So he is an alcoholic and has done molly, to quote a scholar of the ages "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack", people get prescribed harder drugs for breaking a leg for God's sake. Most psychonauts would have moved on to other stuff by now. Also molly is the gayest drug on earth.
Most psychonauts have left that culture behind them by the time they're 40, assuming they're still alive. At that point, they should have realized how destructive it is to themselves and everyone around them.
 
$147 in 25(16 unique) rumble rants. That seems pretty good considering he only got $153 on youtube tonight. He may have gotten more on rumble than youtube tonight, that'll be a first.

Not great logs tonight. Missed about 20mins at the beginning and had an internet hiccup about 3h in that caused the download to stop. I failed to notice that so the last 2h are missing. Going to have to have a big thunk about how to automate this a bit more and add in in some error handling.
I haven't followed the show since Nick became Rittenhouse Famous but tuned in last night when I saw the topic was KF. I don't remember exactly how many YT viewers there were before moving over to Rumble but think it was in the hundreds? Then he said he's switching to Rumble "where over 8,000 people are waiting!". Yeah, bullshit on that. The number said that but no way is it real. I was disappointed he could even say that with a straight face.
 
He is a wholesome family man. In that he takes care and loves his family. That much is clear. He’s also a degenerate. You can be both. He repeatedly said as much.

Either people weren’t paying attention or they are now just pretending to be outraged about stuff. Probably a bit of both.
Interesting take: Nick is a wholesome/degenerate family man in that he clearly takes care of and loves his family because Nick himself said someone can be both.

Sounds a bit like the naïve double-standard used by people who justified or otherwise excused Nick's behavior thus far; the ones who weren't really paying attention and were somehow surprised because they couldn't recognize how silly the double standard was.

Recommend caution when trying to reconcile hypocritical behavior in someone. Goodwill is a grifter's most valuable social currency.
 
Interesting take: Nick is a wholesome/degenerate family man in that he clearly takes care of and loves his family because Nick himself said someone can be both.

Sounds a bit like the naïve double-standard used by people who justified or otherwise excused Nick's behavior thus far; the ones who weren't really paying attention and were somehow surprised because they couldn't recognize how silly the double standard was.

Recommend caution when trying to reconcile hypocritical behavior in someone. Goodwill is a grifter's most valuable social currency.
Personally, I want to know what he’s referencing when he keeps saying shit like “we’ve been through shit before, several times”.

What shit, Nick? Are you putting your wife through some kind of public penance cause you caught her drifting and she has to take it or fuck off?

Or are you referencing your own indiscretions?
 
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