"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

@MarineN*4235431 Remember when Phil would call his TardBux his "battleship", all because he was jealous that CWC got more per month and wanted to feel superior?

 

[MarineN*4235431]

@MarineN*4235431 Remember when Phil would call his TardBux his "battleship", all because he was jealous that CWC got more per month and wanted to feel superior?

Didnt knew that one, thats funny, in any case he should take solace that he is the only one with tardbux now that chris touched his mother in a way that sonic will disapprove

 

[Positron]

The only battle Phil has fought in is the Battle of the Bulge, and the bulge won.

 

[AnOminous]

@MarineN*4235431 Remember when Phil would call his TardBux his "battleship", all because he was jealous that CWC got more per month and wanted to feel superior?

He didn't just do that, he had a list of demands of his A-Logs that they also must call it that because he was angry about calling it a even though we usually don't call it that, just tard bucks.

 

[Twrx]

He didn't just do that, he had a list of demands of his A-Logs that they also must call it that because he was angry about calling it a even though we usually don't call it that, just tard bucks.

It was part of a long list of demands for us. Included with the demands for police escorts and police guards. And accused of us of wanting to see him naked.

 

[Ophelia]

It was part of a long list of demands for us. Included with the demands for police escorts and police guards. And accused of us of wanting to see him naked.

Are those archived anywhere? I hadn’t heard of this before.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Are those archived anywhere? I hadn’t heard of this before.

For context, it was shortly after he “had GRS.” Everyone here either didn’t believe him or thought it was hilarious that he cut his dick off to spite a website. This caused a fit of tard rage in which he created the said list of demands, ending with the warning that he was going to get a gun.

I think that was the beginning of his firearms obsession. Or rather, his obsession with the power that he thought firearms could grant him.

 

[The Dude]

@Ophelia I believe they were covered in the old Phil subforum, when he was actually interesting enough to support such a thing...barely. I don't know if those threads are still archived on the Farms though.

 

[Positron]

This is the thread where he demands us to call his little tugboat "battleship", and this is the thread where he demands motorcade escort for his supposed dedicking surgery.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

and this is the thread where he demands motorcade escort for his supposed dedicking surgery.

My goodness, the sheer delusion of the man.

I always regarded him as unwell and confused, but the full measure of his delusional thinking has me staggered.

That thread is something very special indeed. With that level of delusion the man is just about at the point of commanding the
senate to aid his ascent to divinity.

 

[Ophelia]

This is the thread where he demands us to call his little tugboat "battleship", and this is the thread where he demands motorcade escort for his supposed dedicking surgery.

Those are fun reads, God bless you.

Man, you know Phil got a little stubby imagining those scenarios and making that list. Too bad he stopped being that kind of funny. I joined the forums after lurking for a while because I wanted to read his board after it was made private. Ah, memories.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This is the thread where he demands us to call his little tugboat "battleship", and this is the thread where he demands motorcade escort for his supposed dedicking surgery.

The sheer amount of retardation those posts contain is frankly amazing. He's going to buy a gun unless we start being nice to him? That's supposed to be a threat?

Yeah but no. He legally can't purchase a gun from what I understand although if he went underground I'm sure he could get one. But then also... he needs to beg hardcore online to buy his mall ninja gear and pepper spray. So... I'm guessing he never got a firearm and was just trying to sound tough.

But how tough can you be if you lose a knife fight to a potato?

 

[AnOminous]

This is the thread where he demands us to call his little tugboat "battleship", and this is the thread where he demands motorcade escort for his supposed dedicking surgery.

I loved it when he claimed we threatened to have a "Kengle line" of protesters of his neutering.

 

[Ophelia]

I loved it when he claimed we threatened to have a "Kengle line" of protesters of his neutering.

So that’s where that quote came from! He thought anyone cared about him getting his wiener chopped

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So that’s where that quote came from! He thought anyone cared about him getting his wiener chopped

I think it’s autism. In his head, getting his weenie cut off was the big act that would change his life forever. In reality, a fat autist cutting his knob off is just Tuesday round here.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

I think it’s autism. In his head, getting his weenie cut off was the big act that would change his life forever. In reality, a fat autist cutting his knob off is just Tuesday round here.

well he can no longer pee normally and cemented the death of his bloodline, what else deluding himself to believe doing so would affect us instead of being what we wanted to laugh at him even more, so yeah autism and delusions his only friend

 

[Stoner Metal]

well he can no longer pee normally and cemented the death of his bloodline, what else deluding himself to believe doing so would affect us instead of being what we wanted to laugh at him even more, so yeah autism and delusions his only friend

Was it ever confirmed that he got the chop? I have been out of the loop for a while but I thought that the consensus was that he faked it, with the only evidence he presented being a photo of himself playing Hide The Weenie, Silence of the Lambs style.

 

[The Dude]

@Stoner Metal it has never been confirmed and most Kiwis are convinced he lied about the whole thing for attention. Every last piece of "proof" Phil has ever posted has been suspect as fuck. He once posted photos of the "results" some time afterwards where he only had his pants pulled down halfway down his thighs and it looked like he was just tucking his baby dick and little balls. So the evidence leans strongly towards him having faked the whole thing to feel like he got a "win" over on us Kiwis.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I agree. I'm one of the people who believe Phil is just a massive poser with no stinkditch.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Phil did not cut his dick off. The man cannot shower on a regular basis or talk without spitting; no medical professional ( no matter HOW woke) would hear his Philly/Maryland mid-atlantic & tard accent combo and say "yeah I won't lose my medical license for working on this absolute sped"