🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Is a retweet a sign of life?

I want to see a Weekend at Bernie's type situation where Meigh's frantically trying to prop his carcass up in front of the camera and copy his mannerisms.

 

[AltisticRight]

I thought deplatforming and DMCA is based, little IVF Fuentes? I thought it was freeze peach.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph must be a real cuck to still have a blue check. He should start naming them in solidarity with his Mexican boss.

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Who did he get the call from? Name them, coward.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

But he was best friends with all those people. Gator was his only best friend too. And hasn’t he already turned on Fuentes once? Also waiting room? I thought he couldn’t get in to see her because he was unvaxed.

Maybe the waiting room when he'd finally returned to Richmond after Sandra fell while he was on vacation?

 

[Internet Villain]

Still, it's beyond fucking hilarious to see stuff like this:
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Good. Nick should be banned from the entire internet until he admits he's a faggot that wants to fuck catboys.

 

[MeltyTW]

Lmfao keem avoids a ban nick gets another one, Free speech is cringe and flagging is based after all, tha ralphefemale curse really living up to its name there gunt

 

[Telemeter]

Good. Nick should be banned from the entire internet until he admits he's a faggot that wants to fuck catboys.

If Nick makes a public statement that he is a faggot who wants to fuck catboys I will donate $100 to AF.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I don't think he was functional enough to reach airport
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I'll say it again: I hope he did buy a ticket, or tickets and passed out. He is the type that would put the only money he has on a ticket trusting the plan that he will "earn" twice the amount streaming in Rome. I can almost hear him explaining to May how they have to do it precisely because they are out of money, and trip like that will be profitable.

Sadly when drunkenly mumbling about it he kept saying he’d go that night or in the morning. I actually thought he might have bought a ticket during his bender because he found a cheap price. I’m quickly losing hope for a colosseum stream. Ralph would at least have let his geolocation be tagged on his tweets by now if he was in the eternal city.

Still he might have bought a non-refundable ticket, but had to start changing his departure date because Pantsu party pooper is trying to stop him from being an internet outlaw.

I’m fascinated by Ralph’s angry wigger escape travel. It’s nice to save some money on plane tickets, but the flight cost is pretty small portion of the overall trip cost. A single night in a nice hotel or rental costs as much as an average flight. Then again I think Ralph stays in single room Airbnbs and hostels when he crosses the Atlantic, so maybe the the cost of a ticket is really his biggest concern or expense. Given the filth and garbage he’s lived in the last two decades a few nights in a dumpster would probably make him feel at home.

Maybe there’s a KS fan in Rome whose mom will let Gunt stay on her sofa and stream if he’s real quiet like, just like in Lisbon.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Ralph must be a real cuck to still have a blue check. He should start naming them in solidarity with his Mexican boss.
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Who did he get the call from? Name them, coward.

Once again, The Gunt continues to peddle lies.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph must be a real cuck to still have a blue check. He should start naming them in solidarity with his Mexican boss.
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Who did he get the call from? Name them, coward.

Free country free market motherfucker, Twitter is a private company and can do whatever they want, queer.
They're not obligated to give that Mexican tranny simp his account back.
It was fine when Ethan's troon Qween Keff Falls was working with Elliot "Liz Fong-Jones" the field CTO rapist hired by Honeycomb.io because they were going after the Kiwifarms but now it's somehow a problem because Elon Musk doesn't want a bunch of homoerotic incels flooding his gay bird app with tranny porn. Imagine being addicted to twitter like a troon, imagine paying $8 for an emoji.
Lol, get fucked. Build your own Twitter.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Vaguepost from the fat boy

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"Fear is proof of a degenerate mind." - says the degenerate drug addict living in so much fear, he fled his home country and hasn't been sober in weeks.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I bet he drunkenly watched Dune and thought he heard something about fear and doing something bad and couldn’t quite remember it but it’s floating around in booze with his pig brain and typed that out thinking it’s deep. Maybe he should ask his trad Christian pals about how they should fear and love God and if that’s degenerate or not

 

[Truly Rural]

That's directed either at May for fearing she'll not be able to feed her child, or at Nick for "fearing" to continue openly associating with Ralph.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Vaguepost from the fat boy
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"Fear is proof of a degenerate mind." - says the degenerate drug addict living in so much fear, he fled his home country and hasn't been sober in weeks.

Put that at the top of a lot of Ralph sounding scurred as fuck. Liek when he was gonna get security for the faux pas known as "RalphaMania" with security that would be willing to shoot people.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

That's directed either at May for fearing she'll not be able to feed her child, or at Nick for "fearing" to continue openly associating with Ralph.

I’m voting for a swipe at May and that Gunt is still really wasted.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

>Have you read Locke?

 

[Obscura539]

Open scene: Northern Yucatán. A pack of wild dogs pause for a moment when they hear hollering. They look towards a concrete home. The windows haphazardly covered.

Ethan is drunk and raging at Amanda because he listened to her advice and didn’t gamble on sports ball with their rent money.

Amanda with infant in her arms: Ethan, you’re scaring us.

Ethan:

A long pause.


Bitch.

 

[Rage Pig]

He just tweeted this.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Do I sense a chimpout?

 

[Phony Chicken]

Maybe he's got another big thing he's going to drop that is totally going to own Vickers and/or Harry just like all the previous times.