if there's one place for ralph to get beat down in spectacular fashion, it's Rome. The entire city is littered with degenerates, migrants and joggers who will jump at the slightest opportunity to either pickpocket you, or straight up mug you.
The ostentatious midget-with-a-manbag distracted with his self-stick would be irresistible bait; a veritable treasure goblin! They wouldn't even have to run after the grab. He couldn't keep up with a brisk walk after about 15 yards.
Funny to think that Ralph is the biggest fan of the Ralph subforum if we had definitive metrics such as browsing time and page views from the user perspective. The only thing he doesn't do is openly post, which I imagine is a big factor in his rage piggery. His outlets to do so are limited, and it can sorta be observed because he was much less openly insane when he would occasionally comment on his thread.
I’d like to think he woke up in Rome but can’t find his phone and maxed out his last CC. I’m getting worried we won’t actually get a Roman pillstream.
Could've been denied entry by Italian customs/immigration and put back on a return flight. Or taken into custody if something was found. Or still passed out at home in Mexico.
Did I miss something? The last I heard he was still xannied out in Mexico, raging at Mr. Morris cause someone called the consulate for a welfare check.
You have the facts. Gunt had just been hollering about flying to Rome and we are still clinging to hope his drunk ass got on a plane somehow. Seeing the airport is a four hour drive makes it very unlikely.
I believe it. You’re a more reliable source of info than GNN.
Dark Meigh. I could see her desperate enough to get his drunk ass out of the rental that she’d put in eight hours of driving with a baby in the hope he never finds his way back.
I mean, he is not wrong. I do think Ralph is a degenerate. Also, missed opportunity to plug in his Tumblr bitch blog entry about fear.
