Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Cog did a stream yesterday getting angry at people on different social media sites who had takes contrary to his (including people in his own chat). He's the arbiter of jokes in the Sektur so it is a lot of slow, boring, redrawing of lines.


Should be timestamped at 1h41m57s where he gets mad at EsoShaggy. Cog joins the rest of the chat and walks off in disinterest at one point during this.

2h17m37s Cog rages at @AlisterMycroft and other people on Chudbuds. Everyone clowning on him, but Cog knows these people are not following the redrawn rules of comedy and cannot therefore be funny.

It is very difficult to follow Cog, his greatest power might be his mediocrity with second place going to his repeated clips (which often stutter. I genuinely don't know how that is possible.)
 
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Vanquished Phoenix said:
Cog did a stream yesterday getting angry at people on different social media sites who had takes contrary to his (including people in his own chat). He's the arbiter of jokes in the Sektur so it is a lot of slow, boring, redrawing of lines.


Should be timestamped at 1h41m57s where he gets mad at EsoShaggy. Cog joins the rest of the chat and walks off in disinterest at one point during this.

2h17m37s Cog rages at @AlisterMycroft and other people on Chudbuds. Everyone clowning on him, but Cog knows these people are not following the redrawn rules of comedy and cannot therefore be funny.

It is very difficult to follow Cog, his greatest power might be his mediocrity with second place going to his repeated clips (which often stutter. I genuinely don't know how that is possible.)
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>Im going to Rome with my poointheloo girl and our bull Dan. To be able to afford this i need to beg strangers for the airfare but you know what It's Ethan Ralph who is da real luzer! Why not just ask Vickers? He basically funded your last trip..
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You know what's the funniest thing about Portugal 2? The only winner was Dan. Cogs white trash ego was so damaged by exposing what a punk ass bitch he is that he threatens to go and beat up random twitter alogs in Real life.
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According to Cog he's just married but he spends all day and night sperging on youtube and on twitter cause somebody called him a weak ass losers. The only other guy who does that IS ETHAN RALPH!
 
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3 hours and counting of crying on twitter.

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Cancels the Rome trip thus doing the exact thing he complained about Warski doing not even a week ago, grifting off something he knew wasn't real. Now he is taking credit for Warski being a sperg? Hey guys, the sun rose this morning - you're welcome, no need to thank me.

Spent an entire show* complaining about Warski not having a job. This is after spending his previous show (which I described in my last post) complaining about people who had the gall to say Cog needed to get a real job.

He also complained about Kino Casino's lack of prep then asked his chat for timestamps, admonishing them for not getting them right... took literally his entire show to find a clip of PPP doing an Indian accent and then he just ended the show... I thought something had happened but no, that's just the way Cog do.

Only other "interesting" thing was he got in a fight with a fake Matt Jarbo. We can only pray they don't fight for real, nobody wins in the world's most boring feud.

*He is such a dull man I had to go back and rewatch part of his stream to remind me what he was being a hypocrite about today.
 
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Cancels the Rome trip thus doing the exact thing he complained about Warski doing not even a week ago, grifting off something he knew wasn't real. Now he is taking credit for Warski being a sperg? Hey guys, the sun rose this morning - you're welcome, no need to thank me.
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Very guntish behavior, only the Gunt manages to pull off IRL events and the ayylawgs can't even grift right or pull off a gayop. Sad state of affairs.
 
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He raise over $1300 to go to Rome. Ralph told him to come then, fight him. Cog turns to camera says "I'll be heading to Rome... in 2 weeks." Clearly acting like a scumbag is his idea of having a good time while condemning others when he doesn't personally approve of their jokes. Last night of Cog's show wasn't actually the worst thing, it was enjoyable enough... for a Cog show.

Thank you for listening to my advice and putting the clips on a solid state drive - I didn't know that was the problem but the show is better for it. If people have other honest advice, write it here - he is definitely watching.

Speaking of, does anyone have an archive of the time he read his KF thread and raged? Video is set to private and no-one reuploads Cog.
 
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Cancels the Rome trip thus doing the exact thing he complained about Warski doing not even a week ago, grifting off something he knew wasn't real. Now he is taking credit for Warski being a sperg? Hey guys, the sun rose this morning - you're welcome, no need to thank me.

Spent an entire show* complaining about Warski not having a job. This is after spending his previous show (which I described in my last post) complaining about people who had the gall to say Cog needed to get a real job.

He also complained about Kino Casino's lack of prep then asked his chat for timestamps, admonishing them for not getting them right... took literally his entire show to find a clip of PPP doing an Indian accent and then he just ended the show... I thought something had happened but no, that's just the way Cog do.
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He knows that he'll never have legions of loyal casino high-rollers having donation wars. He'll never have a loyal best friend that he can bring ten bags of chips a day to. He'll never experience a fall because he's never truly risen. He'll never inspire people to draw or sing.

How can he even compare to a renaissance man like Tardski?
 
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Btw if anyone is wondering "Why does Cog keep talking about how he owned everyone?" it looks like he deleted all those "victories" from his Twitter (alt), but you can always look at his Chudbuds to get an idea.

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Context: Cog said people should fight him, people called him a moron and a Tonka-like sperg, so now he has to repeatedly declare victory on his show (he was only pretending to be retarded).

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Now would be the perfect redemption arc for Cog to fly to Rome and get on the ground knowledge if Ralph traveling alone or with Meigh
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He won't do it as people called him a scam artist and he is saying his audience always knew he wasn't going to go when Ralph was there, so he has to prove he isn't a scammer by doing the very scam people are accusing him of. Metokur Fembot managed to escape from the Mental Hospital and send Cog $300 towards this goal btw, the Pliskin personality won't be happy when he retakes control of their body.

EDIT: Summary of last 2-3 Cog shows as I am not reviewing them in full: boring, more-of-the-same, mundane, smug, hugbox.

EDIT2: Pillstream Live Original Tweet | Archive
 
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