Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

More piggy convention pics:

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[Ophelia]

I'm not surprised he reads Dan Slotts tweets. Probably thinks he's the best Spider-Man writer ever.

“He wrote She Hulk, child.” Gag.

More piggy convention pics:

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Look at that awful male, aiming his patriarchal armpit so the fumes hit the poor woman(?) next to him! Bad feminist, Patrick.

 

[TheGuntinator]

The best way to reduce the amount of shitty haikus? Complain about it, I'm sure the thread will not start spite-spamming more of them. It will also not derail the thread with infighting the next several pages like it did last time.

(I hate them too, I'm just not dumb enough to openly complain about it because i know exactly what will happen)

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Not even the slightest bit surprised that Pat's a sperg for Rick and Morty

getting insulted over text message by your liver, your toilet, the lizard king, and alternate reality versions of yourself does sound like an episode of that show

 

[Blasterisk]

The best way to reduce the amount of shitty haikus? Complain about it, I'm sure the thread will not start spite-spamming more of them. It will also not derail the thread with infighting the next several pages like it did last time.

(I hate them too, I'm just not dumb enough to openly complain about it because i know exactly what will happen)

there once was some kinda foo'
who hated intensely haikus
as he pressed F5 the page buffered
and when done, he really suffered
from so many pat poems he turned blue

 

[siegemeister675]

The best way to reduce the amount of shitty haikus? Complain about it, I'm sure the thread will not start spite-spamming more of them. It will also not derail the thread with infighting the next several pages like it did last time.

(I hate them too, I'm just not dumb enough to openly complain about it because i know exactly what will happen)

Bitches complain much
The Kiwis make more haikus
Sob, cry! The tears flow

 

[TheGuntinator]

Anyways, more Liver fighting. I think Patrick's liver is on its last legs now. Gem courtesy of HoneyBadger on ONA

 

[PST Stan Account]

It's weird seeing photos of him now that I know how small his cock is. It makes his whole posture and demeanor make sense. The attempt at standing straight but the lack of confidence causing a slump and him leaning slightly forward, not ever comfortable. He's the dictionary entry for Small Dick Energy.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

What's up with the tranny giving gang signs? Are they trying to get some niggers for Patrick to turn into sausage? Do they taste different than black folk because of the drugs and STD's?

Gang signs train trans lives
Yo, cut your dick off, homie
Come dilate with us

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

getting insulted over text message by your liver, your toilet, the lizard king, and alternate reality versions of yourself does sound like an episode of that show

Then the Wookies came.

 

[ConSluttant]

It's been nearly a month since I've checked in on Patty here. I know I would never have sex with him but can someone tell me if her is still fat?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It's been nearly a month since I've checked in on Patty here. I know I would never have sex with him but can someone tell me if her is still fat?

I'm afraid the answer is: yes, extremely, morbidly obese.

 

[An automatic clown]

Anyways, more Liver fighting. I think Patrick's liver is on its last legs now. Gem courtesy of HoneyBadger on ONA

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He wasn't even mentioned in that thread. Does he stalk his own liver account to see when it's talking about him ?

 

[Lorgar]

He wasn't even mentioned in that thread. Does he stalk his own liver account to see when it's talking about him ?

Of course he does how else would he correcT the record? Seriously the man is deranged and I'm sure he has some retarded system of keeping track of his body parts and household fixtures. I'm assuming book marks or some shit not a sockpuppet as it'd be found out immediately because 1.2.

 

[AnOminous]

getting insulted over text message by your liver, your toilet, the lizard king, and alternate reality versions of yourself does sound like an episode of that show

I'M PEPPERONI RICK!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Can we talk for a sec about Pat (always skips leg day, can’t deadlift his phone more than twice without getting winded) and his muffin top?



FFS, size up, bitch. You haven’t been a medium since you were an infant, child.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What's up with the tranny giving gang signs? Are they trying to get some niggers for Patrick to turn into sausage? Do they taste different than black folk because of the drugs and STD's?

Look at that awful male, aiming his patriarchal armpit so the fumes hit the poor woman(?) next to him! Bad feminist, Patrick.

I think she's an actual woman, but troon or not she produces a lot more work than Rick and her Twitter account is almost solely about her books so it's unfortunate she had to sit so close to someone so very very fat who turns Negro children into pepperoni:

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

The best way to reduce the amount of shitty haikus? Complain about it, I'm sure the thread will not start spite-spamming more of them. It will also not derail the thread with infighting the next several pages like it did last time.

(I hate them too, I'm just not dumb enough to openly complain about it because i know exactly what will happen)

I actually enjoy the poetry, to a delightful degree.

I'm not posting them to troll, but I DO enjoy negative reactions. I know it's shitty. All poetry is shitty. Every fucking bit of it.

And so is Patty. They are like peanut butter and jelly, except awful. WHO CAN RESIST?

Someone stronger than I, I salute you for your sturdy insistence on thinking "Patrick went to bar, here is what I think happened" being some great contribution to literature or some shit. You poseur, you, you HACK!

It's all shit. Every fucking post. That's the delight! OH DEAR.

 

[Lorgar]

Can we talk for a sec about Pat (always skips leg day, can’t deadlift his phone more than twice without getting winded) and his muffin top?

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FFS, size up, bitch. You haven’t been a medium since you were an infant, child.

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I love his insistence on denying being fat. His body temperature might actually be too fucked from all the drinking and goyslop to wear warm clothes inside otherwise he's got the perfect body type to look unremarkable and inoffensive in a hoodie or flannel. The too short sleeves with his flabby upper arms would be mortifying and going by his stance and stuff he's clearly uncomfortable. Going for a manly man vibe doesn't really fucking work when he looks like he's trying to collapse in to himself. I'm convinced that in his mind buying clothes that fit or look flattering on his (post-)skinny-fat body type would be letting the idiots win.

 

[Maude Snew]

Can we talk for a sec about Pat (always skips leg day, can’t deadlift his phone more than twice without getting winded) and his muffin top?

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FFS, size up, bitch. You haven’t been a medium since you were an infant, child.

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I don't like these pattycakes.