Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fascist Frederick]

Nobody should be feeling bad, this is the best thing that could ever happen to his family.

 

[AnOminous]

A classic Jack plebm from the 4chan thread celebrating this soon-to-be-corpse dude.

Another classic blood-spurting moment from Jackoff.

 

[Super Hans v2]

With Null saying a while back that he was wanting to reserve people streams to when they died, at least that will be a small bit of solace when all us Jack-offs scatter off to different worthless retards to focus on.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Heart attacks and strokes are horrible things to suffer through. I wish the culinary mastermind the best.

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

Stole this from /ck/.

 

[Christ4President2024]

The only silver lining is that this thread will go inactive. Has to be the most smug thread on the forums. Worse than the King Cobra JFS subreddit. Nobody here was laughing, they were seething at a fat retard

 

[BentDuck]

With Null saying a while back that he was wanting to reserve people streams to when they died, at least that will be a small bit of solace when all us Jack-offs scatter off to different worthless retards to focus on.

Looks like I'm going to have to find new people to follow. Chris is likely in a group home and will be radio silent until at least he's due in court again later this year. Pixiterri isn't quite as active and seeing her lose her mind like Chris and trooning out is more sad than anything.

I need a new, regularly active lolcow to follow. Maybe this is a good time to get caught up on Cyrax.

 

[AnOminous]

The only silver lining is that this thread will go inactive. Has to be the most smug thread on the forums. Worse than the King Cobra JFS subreddit. Nobody here was laughing, they were seething at a fat retard

And meanwhile, you were seething at us.

Maybe this is a good time to get caught up on Cyrax.

NOOOOO, let him live!

 

[Super Hans v2]

The only silver lining is that this thread will go inactive. Has to be the most smug thread on the forums. Worse than the King Cobra JFS subreddit. Nobody here was laughing, they were seething at a fat retard

Shouldn't you be in the hospital with your dad?

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

The only silver lining is that this thread will go inactive. Has to be the most smug thread on the forums. Worse than the King Cobra JFS subreddit. Nobody here was laughing, they were seething at a fat retard

No, that honor belongs to the Patrick Tomlinson thread.

 

[AnOminous]

I apparently have fans.

Can't we just be Jackbros tonight buddy?

Another of the extremely classic plebms.

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[Zirnwyb]

Someone posted the webm Mr. Zirn showed me that introduced me to Ja/ck/ all those years ago. For whatever reason this one fucking broke me the first time I saw it. Still cracks me up to this day, too. Fatty better not die, dammit. I love laughing at him and his culinary abortions.

 

[BentDuck]

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Glad someone saw my post.

 

[beautiful person]

Ngl, I'm gonna be kind of sad if he dies. I don't even come to this thread that often anymore, but Jack's always been a comfy cow that I could always rely on for a quick laugh.

 

[Übermensch Doom Cuck]

Damn. A stroke/heart attack is something I don't wish upon anybody. It is a scary thing but sadly, I can't seem to feel any sympathy for people who fail to be self-aware & take action if their health is in danger. I hope the best for the Scalfani family but yea.. reap what you sow.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I actaully read this update and had a small glimmer of glee, thinking "Fucking finally! Couldn't have happened to a worse, pompous greedy, lazy, worthless, POS." And then sat in horror, wondering if I were some kind of insensitive freak who would actually take joy in the suffering and likely death of another human being.

But then I remember all the shit we have seen or heard of him doing. Attempting to kill his son and kicking him out, being one of the most smug and arrogant, mightier than thou fake Christians alive, constantly lying about the recipes he has stolen without credit, being a foul, disgusting and ravenous glutton, having not even the slightest shred of empathy for retail and fast food workers "how dare they be closed when its 10 degrees outside! The wendogo needs calories now!", being an utter drain on society and contributing absolutely nothing in return, and so much more that I would take more time than its worth listing them all.

And then I realize that, no, I am not. He did this to himself. Over and over again. I might have had more sympathy if this was his first major health event, realized the error of his ways, repented to friends and loved ones for his misdeeds, and then vowed to take better care of himself.

Well, we all know that never happened. Fuck this asshole and good riddance. I'll miss the you guys, his content and laughing at the food abortions, but as someone else said, his family is better off without him.

 

[ZipDisk]

The Honey Jack Daniels took him down instead of some meal abomination.

Maybe his heart saw all the "nobody wants to work anymore" post and went "You know, I've given this place a lot, and all I've got is shit in return."

 

[AnOminous]

Someone posted the webm Mr. Zirn showed me that introduced me to Ja/ck/ all those years ago. For whatever reason this one fucking broke me the first time I saw it. Still cracks me up to this day, too. Fatty better not die, dammit. I love laughing at him and his culinary abortions.

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He literally created a non-Newtonian fluid. You have to give it to him for that.

Here's a tongue-out classic Jack fellating a giant sandwich moment.

 

[BruceyBoy]

In death as he was in life, Jack could never stop himself at just 1