Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[murph]

Wait

Wait, Drexel is a real name? I thought it was some internet username bullshit.

I thought it was a small grinding tool

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick seemed oblivious to just how young Kyle is. Kyle turned 20 just this month. Compared to Nick, that’s a huge age gap. The kid can’t even legally drink yet. Kyle’s life got sidetracked by fame/ infamy when he was only 17, so he’s missed out on most of the social experiences that someone of his age typically have had. Add to the fact he has pending civil lawsuits & knowing that there are still many people watching & waiting for anything that can be used against him, no wonder Kyle was like a deer caught in headlights & overly cautious or as Nick said in the locals chat, “boring “. Nick being a drunken coomer is bad enough but why even make fun of Kyle for things like lip syncing to songs on TikTok’s with his girlfriend? (Idk if Nick brought it up this interview, have only seen clips, but since Nick’s made such an issue of it before, I’m guessing he did) A cringe social media trend, sure, but that’s what teenagers do. After all the hell Kyle went through, why does Nick begrudge him being young & goofing off with a girl? The Kyle interview & now these comments in the locals chat, Nick sounds so bitter & passive aggressively angry & I don’t understand why. Nick really is an asshole.

 

[Jack Awful]

Nick being a drunken coomer is bad enough but why even make fun of Kyle for things like lip syncing to songs on TikTok’s with his girlfriend?

I didn't realize that Nick hates fun
He needs to learn to let people enjoy themselves and stop being such a prude

 

[northstar747]

I didn't realize that Nick hates fun
He needs to learn to let people enjoy themselves and stop being such a prude

look man its all about the balls

 

[Phil Leotardo]

St. Kyle sent two reprobates to hell early and was unjustly robbed of several years of his life. I think he's earned the right to make some stupid tiktok vids with his gf.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

How soon until we get a stream of him passed out drunk? Will we get a Rekieta Pillstream?

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Another great roundup @Yandex Captcha Solver

"MULTIPLE deaths happened at the dungeon club inside Gay 90s"
Putting aside the apocrypha, is this the type of talk that got Rekieta to go to the Gay 90s? He lives two hours away and someone must have told him about it. It could have been Drex.

I see Nick's also taken the mask off with respect to Elissa and confirmed he whined privately to her at some point, presumably at the same time he was saying all was good between the two of them.

In case someone missed it in @Yandex Captcha Solver's post, I wanted to flag that he's also blamed Kyle for the failure of the interview.

Spoiler: nick on the interview

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I like how everything about that interview is Kyle's fault, and not rather Nick's absurd and asinine questions. He went at him with a bunch of degenerate shit, and asked him questions he knew damn well he couldn't or wouldn't answer, and he's honestly surprised things turned out the way they did? What a fucking psycho.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Nick seemed oblivious to just how young Kyle is. Kyle turned 20 just this month. Compared to Nick, that’s a huge age gap. The kid can’t even legally drink yet. Kyle’s life got sidetracked by fame/ infamy when he was only 17, so he’s missed out on most of the social experiences that someone of his age typically have had. Add to the fact he has pending civil lawsuits & knowing that there are still many people watching & waiting for anything that can be used against him, no wonder Kyle was like a deer caught in headlights & overly cautious or as Nick said in the locals chat, “boring “. Nick being a drunken coomer is bad enough but why even make fun of Kyle for things like lip syncing to songs on TikTok’s with his girlfriend? (Idk if Nick brought it up this interview, have only seen clips, but since Nick’s made such an issue of it before, I’m guessing he did) A cringe social media trend, sure, but that’s what teenagers do. After all the hell Kyle went through, why does Nick begrudge him being young & goofing off with a girl? The Kyle interview & now these comments in the locals chat, Nick sounds so bitter & passive aggressively angry & I don’t understand why. Nick really is an asshole.

Rekieta is an arrested development dweeb, Kyle Rittenhouse is literally one of those gunslingers from a spaghetti western. To say Rekieta is jealous of real men like Rittenhouse is simply saying water is wet. Rekieta projects a sort of friendly -or friensly - passive aggressive vibe a lot, but stripped of the aw shucks act and seeing him for what he is, he's a nasty piece of work, a coomer, and as I said, a fucking dweeb. He fell over backwards into a grift that supplemented his spoiled Preston Poulter esque lifestyle. That's it. That's Rekieta's points on the board. He is asspained with envy that Rittenhouse has all this potential.

Fuck Rekieta in particular for that.
And then there's his disgusting house nigger which should be a hanging offense anyway.

 

[feral cat #6385]

After the balls or no balls question, Kyle was probably wishing he still had his gun.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I thought he had to do it because she was so turned on that she was begging him and, being a man, he couldn't resist. The more he talks, the more all his stories sound like porno fantasy. He has to do women to "save" them from sex slavery? Can anyone take this stuff seriously????

He's such a shit talking faggot.
"He exposed his simp nature to me - a none simp" ok bro.
Even if the utter patter he talks was true it doesn't make him look good, worried about the multiple manslaughters that occur in this fag clubs dungeon, he just has to save his friends daughter by introducing her to the safe way to wear gimp suits and ball gags and get choked out (safely) while being sodomized.
Fuck off lol this lying house nigger talks shit, he gets his stories from the Readers Letters section of Hustler magazine.
He's such a fucking poser I can't believe anyone ever took him seriously

 

[Null]

black people are all the same

 

[Lidl Drip]

Damn, major neighbor moment.

 

[mailfrawd]

How long until Nick pulls down the Kyle interview?

 

[Swole McPole]

Wait

Wait, Drexel is a real name? I thought it was some internet username bullshit.

I always assumed -- like every other Drexel on the internet -- he'd adopted the name of Gary Oldman's pimp character in True Romance. Because what black man organizes inter-city gang bang tours for a living and doesn't identify as a pimp?

 

[dustnight]

St. Kyle sent two reprobates to hell early and was unjustly robbed of several years of his life. I think he's earned the right to make some stupid tiktok vids with his gf.

Nick reprimanding Kyle for cringe tiktok simpery hits different knowing he clamps his balls and goes to fag hubs with our lesbian wife...

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Drexel Johnson has always been fake as shit. "Yeah I casually organize gangbangs for random sluts." With who? What bros do you have who are willing to do this and what women randomly come to you asking for such a service? All his experiences are fake porn tales, the guy is probably a basement incel who has to pay for most of the pussy he gets.

"Her boyfriend was a simp and I'm not." What relevance does that have to the explanation for grooming your friend's daughter? Look at how Drex reacts to any woman he's on stream with. Big projection. There's a saying about being judged by the company you keep, when a lawyer regularly has someone on his streams who thinks he lives in a porn then you know they're just dishonest coomers.

 

[Scary Bread]

black people are all the same

Or he's spent too much time in the Rekieta household.

 

[Gay Mouth]

All they had to do was nothing. I took it at face value that Rekeita loved and respected his wife, until he proved otherwise. I took it at face value that our wife was a sensible mother of five who knew her worth and had dignity, until she proved otherwise. I’m sorry, but stuffing your balls into your wife’s ass and telling the internet about it isn’t respect. Flirting with lingerie-mailing simps isn’t faithfulness. Going to gay bars and Jamaican swingers resorts is the beginning of the end. They can scream all they want that it’s their audience taking “fun jokes” out of context, but it’s not the public’s job to see a woman posting her ass online and a man looking at not-wife tits openly and somehow also conclude that they’re faithful and happy and totally rocking monogamous commitment. I’m downright embarrassed on Nick’s behalf that he lets his woman be so slutty and attention seeking after a couple scotches. Control your household, you CUCK. And as for Kayla, it swings the other way. As a woman and a wife I’m mortified that she is tolerating this flagrant disrespect and debasement. I’d have given mine an earful and we’d probably have come to fists over him fostering and encouraging the pathetically thirsty fan base he’s defending as “fun jokes”

It’ll be a “fun joke” when your five children see you on the weekend drunk and a skunk because daddy put coom and booze above family and career

 

[Lemmingwiser]

All they had to do was nothing. I took it at face value that Rekeita loved and respected his wife, until he proved otherwise. I took it at face value that our wife was a sensible mother of five who knew her worth and had dignity, until she proved otherwise. I’m sorry, but stuffing your balls into your wife’s ass and telling the internet about it isn’t respect. Flirting with lingerie-mailing simps isn’t faithfulness. Going to gay bars and Jamaican swingers resorts is the beginning of the end. They can scream all they want that it’s their audience taking “fun jokes” out of context, but it’s not the public’s job to see a woman posting her ass online and a man looking at not-wife tits openly and somehow also conclude that they’re faithful and happy and totally rocking monogamous commitment. I’m downright embarrassed on Nick’s behalf that he lets his woman be so slutty and attention seeking after a couple scotches. Control your household, you CUCK. And as for Kayla, it swings the other way. As a woman and a wife I’m mortified that she is tolerating this flagrant disrespect and debasement. I’d have given mine an earful and we’d probably have come to fists over him fostering and encouraging the pathetically thirsty fan base he’s defending as “fun jokes”

It’ll be a “fun joke” when your five children see you on the weekend drunk and a skunk because daddy put coom and booze above family and career

A stable family life isn't a lot of fun you prude

 

[Associate Rick]

I see him being cremated and his urn is a bottle if his favorite whiskey. Or a balldo.

And then to finish off the ceremony someone can shove that bottle/urn up their ass.

Got my hands full as of late, but decided to go back and check out the tail end of the Rittenhouse chat. Caught Nick seething at Elissa. Saying that he held off on the "Balls or no balls?" question. That she is the reason why detractors call our wife, our wife. Along with Elissa throwing the copy pasta at Nick and chat. Gave me a good chuckle. Elissa is apparently very mad about the Discord being shut down, that she was making detractor clips a month before it was shutdown. Some amazing foresight.
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Spoiler: Nick Seething about Elissa

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Some posters in here have commented on Nicks recent streams being more like his old content but this here is the reason I can't even listen to him anymore, actually knowing what a whiny thin skinned faggot he is is too offputting.