Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Staffy]

Before he dies for real, if he's gonna die thar is, his body should be used to cultivate a vaccine or antibody for salmonella for the greater good. This guy has to have those in him.

If he survives and even if he's paralyzed, I hope he still makes videos with the help of his son and tammy, and it'll be freaky for sure.

 

[ZipDisk]

They'd just develop a new virus. Half Vampire, Half Lycan, Arterial caulk!

 

[Hot Dog]

Sad to see him go down like this but you can't say it wasn't coming based on how he acted and ate. There were plenty of warning signs prior to it as well and if he pulls through it will be more of the same. I don't know how his family puts up with him.

Will miss you Jackbros if it is time to hit the road. We had some good times.

 

[salmonellajack]

He had his first stroke nearly 15 years ago and never changed. What did he expect? If he survives, I think this is the end of his youtube career.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm not surprised that this happened to Jack. To be frank, this is entirely his own fault as he'd rather pray the pain away than actually bother to change his lifestyle for the better. If he survives this, I guarantee he will just be eating as much fast food and strip mall meals as soon as possible.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

I hope he grabs a camera and does a review of the hospital food and flatlines right after he takes a tongue wagging bite.

No actually, anyone who can keep all of us entertained for nearly 2500 pages doesn't deserve to die. Get better Jack!

 

[Xenomorph]

WILL SIMPLY SARA OUTLIVE HIM???

 

[RollingRock2]

If Jack loses use of his other arm he could in theory learn to undercook chicken with his feet

 

[Fag Albert]

Can we sacrifice Boogie for Jack? Otherwise I think he'll be in fat retard heaven with Chance.

 

[Narutard]

I’ve tried to make some of his “recipes” when I was a dumb teenager and none of them were good. It wasn’t until much later that I realised Jack’s recipes were the problem and not my cooking.
The absolute worst were his lazy man’s lasagna (which isn’t even lasagna) and his spaghetti sauce.

Here’s to Jack surviving to live another stroke.

 

[Homer Simpson]

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Holy shit...

Hope he survives. The world will be a less funny place without his videos.

 

[AnOminous]

All the “Some other health issue fucking kills him” niggas raise yo hands

Fuck you, I am one of these niggas and I am not changing my mind!

 

[Zaryiu2]

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Holy shit...

On one hand heart attacks and seizures are terrible things to have happen to someone especially family but on the other Jack DID make the choices that led him here

 

[Narwhal]

Well shit, if he gives up the ghost I'll lose the second cow I follow in like 6 months.

On the plus side, when he gets to hell he could learn how to make the keto firendly chaffles that Life by Jen loved so much. Granted he'll find an obscure way to fuck them up but he'll have all the time in the world to get better.

 

[AnOminous]

Well shit, if he gives up the ghost I'll lose the second cow I follow in like 6 months.

On the plus side, when he gets to hell he could learn how to make the keto firendly chaffles that Life by Jen loved so much. Granted he'll find an obscure way to fuck them up but he'll have all the time in the world to get better.

In Hell, Jack is chief chef.

Jackbros are mourning. What are tranny jannies on 4chan doing? They're telling you what you're allowed to talk about.

You're not allowed to care or even think about your cookbro. YOUR THREAD HAS BEEN PRUNED OR DELETED.

Which though? Was it pruned? Or was it deleted? I guess you don't get to know because you're a faggot.

 

[captkrisma]

I want Jack to survive, only for him to go even FURTHER into Christian fundamentalism and start doing weird shit like snake handling.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Holy shit...

There is a god. Lol

 

[Product Placement]

I feel bad for his family but not sure if I feel bad for him, he had the warning signs to change his ways such as his past stroke (mean a stroke is far past a warning sign) but never did, in fact he seemed to get fatter and more unhealthy as the years went on. If he somehow survives this, he won't go on to live a healthier life but will just go onto to repeat his same mistakes until he finally does die.

Now not feeling bad for him, isn't me wishing death on him. Just more what did he expect was going to happen.

 

[Freya]

I don't want it to be over

 

[captkrisma]

Just remember that even in Jack's passing, there is yet another Jack we can focus on and show love...Junior.