Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

I was trying to work out exactly why this guy is next level creepy and finally noticed: In any of these pictures if you block out his face below the eyes by for example putting your hand in front of the screen, he seems to nearly always look like someone about to commit homocide homicide.
 
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Have to give credit to the surgeon for somehow 'softening' Dylan's caveman jawline (surprised he's still able to stretch his shark mouth wide enough for the "LOVE YA"s). But goddamn does the top of his face look busted. The nose and placement of the hairline in particular look terrifying. Alien Jenner chic.

Hope giving up life as a perfectly acceptable theatre twink will be worth it. Can't wait to see a candid photo, Dilly!! Show us! 🥹
 
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GenociderSyo said:
omg the forehead is dead and he looks more manly now.
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Of course he does this ~face reveal~ in the most drag queen way possible. Because at the end of the day, he's still just a gay man.
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Not even the most demented person can look at this and delude themselves into saying this is a woman's torso. This is gay fodder, not women's representation.
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Ya, he needs some bodywork done next.
 
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So now that we’ve all seen the reveal— he’s gotta be disappointed, right? That’s not just the rainbows talking, is it?

His hairline is now so low he looks like Teresa Guidice. The pull from the surgery is just accentuating his already prominent smile lines and crows feet. The weird squishy roundness of his face in proportion to his wide neck and shoulders is disturbing.
 
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Well, whoever said he was going to prance around doing faux-ballet, hats off to you for being right :story:
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I can’t think of a more AGP move than to start off flashing the audience. I feel strangely violated.
 
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Frogget-me-not said:
Well, whoever said he was going to prance around doing faux-ballet, hats off to you for being right :story:
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I can’t think of a more AGP move than to start off flashing the audience. I feel strangely violated.
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I'm going to play Devil's advocate and say that the face is the most femenine (or least manly) thing about him. The problem is everything else.

Again, the bone structure is a dead give away, he has sharper shoulder blades than me, the voice is so uncanny that it actually made me laugh when it went from music to him talking. No thigh gap, built like a rectangle, the underwear makes it look like he is wearing those diapers old people use and that video file they used probably quadrupled its size after applying all the filters.

His face is still uncanny as fuck, don't get me wrong but it was probably the part he should've focused on the least. Oh well, at least some butcher in LA got his paycheck from him so at least someone is happy.

Sometimes i feel bad for these people, it's like they don't understand that human eyes can distinguish men from women in an instant, even if we are not actively trying to.
 
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At 1:28 in the video, do I see a face filter focusing and unfocusing? lmao his head gets slightly bigger
God, he looks so fucking old. This is so botched. Even with a face filter, you can see how bad it is. The lower side of his jaw has too much fat in it compared to the other side. Maybe intentional by the surgeon to keep him a forever patient.
He really only aesthetically looks good now when his head is facing downward and his eyes are looking up at you. Porn angle, basically. 😬

You think he's realizing he's in too deep? Is there hope?
 
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holy shit he really let them fuck up his face! before he was just kind of a broke brained nutter, but still a moderately attractive faggot. but now? that's some mannequin-looking monstrosity. A built up mask of flesh, with the plastic inside instead of out. i cant decide whether to pity his choices, or laugh at the fucking retarded clown man.
 
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soryu2electricboogaloo said:
At 1:28 in the video, do I see a face filter focusing and unfocusing? lmao his head gets slightly bigger
God, he looks so fucking old. This is so botched. Even with a face filter, you can see how bad it is. The lower side of his jaw has too much fat in it compared to the other side. Maybe intentional by the surgeon to keep him a forever patient.
He really only aesthetically looks good now when his head is facing downward and his eyes are looking up at you. Porn angle, basically. 😬

You think he's realizing he's in too deep? Is there hope?
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I don't think there is hope of him detransitioning. He knows everyone is going to pretend he looks amazing, and he's raking in the dollars. He's marching on! Lucky for us.

Watching the video again, the main thing now is that the face contrasts even more against his wide, strong, man-neck. And there's no way to shave that one down.
 
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TyrasGuard said:
I'm going to play Devil's advocate and say that the face is the most femenine (or least manly) thing about him. The problem is everything else.

Again, the bone structure is a dead give away, he has sharper shoulder blades than me, the voice is so uncanny that it actually made me laugh when it went from music to him talking. No thigh gap, built like a rectangle, the underwear makes it look like he is wearing those diapers old people use and that video file they used probably quadrupled its size after applying all the filters.

His face is still uncanny as fuck, don't get me wrong but it was probably the part he should've focused on the least. Oh well, at least some butcher in LA got his paycheck from him so at least someone is happy.

Sometimes i feel bad for these people, it's like they don't understand that human eyes can distinguish men from women in an instant, even if we are not actively trying to.
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He also has a visible penis.
 
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