Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[RodgerDodger]

A small, vindictive, petty, assholish part of me is pissed at him; how dare this fat fuck die now, mere months after I finally managed to write a new OP for this thread?

How dare it not be from food poisoning!

 

[BigTsBull]

Bennie Sears is going to be absolutely devastated. I hope they let him be a pallbearer.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

How dare it not be from food poisoning!

It sorta was in the round about way.

 

[marjoram]

Is Tammy fucking Jim Traynor right now or will she wait until after the plug is pulled on Jack?
Is Tammy sad or is this what she has been waiting for?


I think she sighs of relief to be honest.

Their kids are mostly grown, Jack's prolly got a big ol life insurance policy. Tams is a happy camper right now.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

https://youtu.be/DwIKydQd8Ig

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

https://youtu.be/DwIKydQd8Ig

His father made a decent calf of him. We will have to see if he takes up the cross to be as good of a cow as his father was.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

We have come together today to mourn the passing of Jack Russell Scalfani.
Jack was known as the bestest YouTube chef ever. Jack also was the inventor of medium rare chicken and put the Salmon into Salmonella.
Jack was also a entrepreneur who made his world famous sauces with brand new tastes like abhorrent stench and rotting corpse a household name in the world.
Jack gave humanity much needed recipes like Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad and his world famous lazy man recipes.
Jack died behind a Hendersonville 7/11 while giving head to LaDaunte [redacted].
Jack died while doing what he loved even more than cooking, which was hunting for Alabama Black Snake.
If you want to attend the funeral please follow the forklift with a security distance of 30 feet.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

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I feel like this number is ticking up, you unprincipled bastards.

Like @Harlow, I'm keeping my Wendigo vote. It'll be his Epic Terminal Lucidity Moment

ETA: Mention

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

From what I understand he was just a fat retard who made industrial glue out of food products. It's sad when harmless fuck ups die and scum cows continue on as if they were immortal.

Didn't he try to choke one of his kids? That doesn't sound very harmless.

 

[Pig Cups]

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[Sundae]

If this is the end of Jack, then I just want to say it's been a wild ride, kiwis.

Thanks for the laughs and the memories, this thread has been quite the journey.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

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I do think he is finally going to be leaving this mortal coil, judging by posts like this.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

on the bright side, maybe now null will finally do a jack stream

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Jack is truly one of the greats in the culinary abortion world and I will miss laughing at new creations of his.

Fly free windego, free of your flesh fat prison.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I hope that when Jack is burning in Hell, he is forced to look upon the faces of all the animals that died in vain to feed his bottomless hunger. Their meat covered in mayo and cheese before being dangerously undercooked because Jack couldn't wait to have their flesh slither down into his gullet.

I have no sympathy for a man who slowly killed himself over years and had no intention of stopping. Not even crippling his own arm set off any alarm bells in Jack's mind that it was time to take his health seriously. Rest in piss you fat fucking glutton.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Final episode of Pink chicken and the Lazy man tomorrow?

Maybe do a 24 hour marathon of Jack episodes ey?


It does look like he is goin down this time. Son writing "death bed" and inlaws posting those FB messages does make it seem like the doctors have notified them that the end is nigh. You dont use "death bed" unless youre 99% certain of death.

 

[soulless guarantee]

Jack is colder than his McCormack bag 'n' season chicken

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

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She's probably as happy about this as anyone else. Imagine Jack as your son-in-law. I do like that Garrett said the Christian thing and that in Jack's last hour he would try to forgive him and leave judgement to God. I doubt Jack would do that.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

People confuse heart attack and cardiac arrest all the time. I truly wonder what happened but I don’t think Jack is going to come back. Look at Damar Hamlin. My theory is that he (the football player) went into cardiac arrest from commotio cordis. Hit the heart just right in the beat cycle and boom, CA.

Dude was healthy and even he still needs oxygen. A person like Jack with a multitude of problems is not one to just get better.

 

[Bonny Sonds]

Pull through, Jack! Tell the devil not today!