Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kermit Jizz]

jack isn't dead, he's doing good expect an update soon
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I ALREADY POPPED THE NICE BOTTLE OF WINE I WAS SAVING YOU FAT CUNT

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I’m not convinced. The same situation happened in my family recently. The wife would insist her husband was talking and following commands. He was not. People see what they want to see sometimes and repeating words with no awareness or context is not the same as talking. It dragged out for two agonizing months, complicated by religion when it shouldn’t have.

For example, someone breathing on their own but otherwise being pumped full of meds and unable to swallow, follow commands etc does not mean it’s a recovery.

Anyone remember how long they dragged out the Terri Schiavo ordeal just because her family was convinced she’d get better someday?

Actually I’m convinced this would be the funniest possible outcome. Tammy posting daily videos of Jack in a vegetative state to the CWJ channel for years and years to come…

 

[Dave.]

New video from Cooking With Jack

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

New video from Cooking With Jack

Jack's final video: undercooked chicken.

What a fitting finale.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

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he didn't change one bit

 

[Manu7]

New video from Cooking With Jack

I'm 99% sure that's a scheduled upload

 

[the fall of man]

godspeed to four stroke jack, the hamburger combustion engine. may your gears stay oiled for years to come

 

[Kermit Jizz]

August uploaded at the exact same time lmfao. Guess he didn't get the news.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Anyone remember how long they dragged out the Terri Schiavo ordeal just because her family was convinced she’d get better someday?

Actually I’m convinced this would be the funniest possible outcome. Tammy posting daily videos of Jack in a vegetative state to the CWJ channel for years and years to come…

One thing I forgot to mention too is the fevers and infections. Fevers are very common in an acute MI (heart attack), if you were vented, pneumonia from the vent can happen as well.

 

[Hokuriku]

jack isn't dead, he's doing good expect an update soon

I'm praying he ends up going full Stephen Hawking level disabled with a voicebox and electric wheelchair but still insists on pushing out episodes pretending nothing is wrong with him.

 

[irishAzoth]

wtf isn't this from Christmas

New video from Cooking With Jack

Jack used the powers of the wendigo to not only escape death but to travel back in time
to eat more raw chicken.
We got played y'all

 

[Rubber Plant]

New video from Cooking With Jack

At first I was like, how funny I'm making butter chicken for dinner tonight. Then I watched his video, I didn't know there was a white person butter chicken.

 

[the fall of man]

I'm praying he ends up going full Stephen Hawking level disabled but still insists on pushing out episodes pretending nothing is wrong with him.

this, but he's fine. he just can't talk and all his lines are done via JackGPT

 

[BentDuck]

Jack's final video: undercooked chicken.

What a fitting finale.

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[Jack of the Lantern II]

New video from Cooking With Jack

A perfect showing for what could be his last video. Disgusting, salty, fat-drenched chicken against a completely out-of-season backdrop. A beautiful failure.

Mom's Butter Chicken
27 January 2023

Spoiler: Archive 720p

ETA: This brotherly exchange from Jack's original post promising that this video was "coming soon." Six weeks ago.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Sounds like soon, all that’s left will be the riffing and the documentaries (if those are ever made).

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

this, but he's fine. he just can't talk and all his lines are done via JackGPT

I feel like training an AI on Jacks videos would put the world at serious risk of a skynet style event. Nukes will leave us all raw and burnt at the same time, as the SimuJack craves to emulate.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Just in case Jack is now truly on the go, what's a fitting, not-gro dinner in honor of his memory?

My husband is now worried, as Jack is the first internet weirdo he's enjoyed, and I want to make something to help him feel better.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Just in case Jack is now truly on the go, what's a fitting, not-gro dinner in honor of his memory?

My husband is now worried, as Jack is the first internet weirdo he's enjoyed, and I want to make something to help him feel better.

How about a nice, romantic dinner of salsa chicken, salad and cheesecake?

 

[Thumb Butler]

god smiles upon his cooking

Today I too saw the face of God.