Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Maybe she'd have gotten a few simps but her profoundly unsexy pooping poses and awkwardness would be a huge turn off for a lot of guys.

Besides Momokun is thicc and not necessarily pretty but much better looking than Pixy. Sure she cakes on the makeup but still if the choice was to choose one of them or die I'd choose Momokun.
+1 to choosing Momo over Pixy in shotgun marriage.

In a shotgun marriage to Pixy, I would choose to kiss my lawfully wedded BULLET.
 

I assume she's pretty lazy around the house already. So that's probably not hard.

And before I forget again, should her trans name Ashton be in the thread title now? It's not something she's really known by though. She hasn't changed her Facebook name and rarely mentions it. So I wasn't sure if it was something that was necessary.
 
I assume she's pretty lazy around the house already. So that's probably not hard.

And before I forget again, should her trans name Ashton be in the thread title now? It's not something she's really known by though. She hasn't changed her Facebook name and rarely mentions it. So I wasn't sure if it was something that was necessary.
I wouldn’t bother since it’s an obscure fact. Most people call her Pixy regardless I only see Sarah being used by farmers.
 
should her trans name Ashton be in the thread title now? It's not something she's really known by though. She hasn't changed her Facebook name and rarely mentions it.
No because it still might change, for one thing. Our queen can be flighty. Plus it’s not what PT is known by. And we are gathered here today mostly because of Pixyteri, not Ashton.
 
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People are so retarded. They'll never learn. No cow tipping. They fall in their own manure more than enough without anyone's help.

The old "I'm old" spiel. But Pixy never took care of her skin. Which seems odd for someone who was so into Japan at one point that she convinced herself she was haffu. She for some bizarre reason never got into kawaii skin care products. So her skin has been bad for a long time and she looked haggard before she hit 30. Plus her face structure and shape just isn't the type that retains some youthfulness when you get older. Which is all the more reason to invest in good skin care products and use them every day.

I wonder what that post about the mirror implies? It's so vague. Did she accidentally break it then segway into an unrelated topic or is she saying she got mad because someone mentioned that she should have a suitor then broke the mirror? Related to her brother calling her a girl maybe?

I can't see her seriously yeeting the teets though even if she had the funds. I really hope she doesn't. Because she goes from one obsession to the next and she could have a huge breakdown. It's one thing to convince yourself you are haffu. Another to get irreversible surgery.
 
Maybe she'd have gotten a few simps but her profoundly unsexy pooping poses and awkwardness would be a huge turn off for a lot of guys.

Besides Momokun is thicc and not necessarily pretty but much better looking than Pixy. Sure she cakes on the makeup but still if the choice was to choose one of them or die I'd choose Momokun.

Momo isn't thicc. She's fat. Let's call a spade a spade. When she started out she was thicc. What waist she now has comes courtesy of surgery, shooping and careful angles.

Not that she's a 'real' model, but despite her looks and her weight at least Momo understands what kind of angles are flattering to her body and exploits them, although tbf part of that is that she has the money to hire professional photographers who can direct her. Her self-directed stuff isn't as good.

Pixy just isn't natural in front of the camera and has never known her angles. All the best shots of her have come when she's had a competent person behind the camera and is doing minimal posing. She mimics what she sees but doesn't practice. If you read/watch interviews with professional models they always say they do a ton of practice in terms of posing and expressions.

Honestly, I think Pixy and Momo are both unattractive and overweight people who do cosplay but otherwise aren't comparable. Momo has tons of money to get the best in terms of costumes/wigs (not that she does a lot of the time), not to mention access to professional sets and photographers. Most notably, she has had a shitton of plastic surgery and wears drag levels of makeup. Pixy is the exact opposite. Her budget is pretty much non-existent. She makes her own shit a lot of the time, never has high end wigs, shoots all her own stuff, doesn't wear makeup (and when she has in the past it was pretty minimal) and obviously hasn't had any surgery. Pixy is also a decade older.

People are so retarded. They'll never learn. No cow tipping. They fall in their own manure more than enough without anyone's help.

The old "I'm old" spiel. But Pixy never took care of her skin. Which seems odd for someone who was so into Japan at one point that she convinced herself she was haffu. She for some bizarre reason never got into kawaii skin care products. So her skin has been bad for a long time and she looked haggard before she hit 30. Plus her face structure and shape just isn't the type that retains some youthfulness when you get older. Which is all the more reason to invest in good skin care products and use them every day.

People care a lot about skincare in Japan, of course, but I feel like it doesn't come across culturally to your average weeaboo like Pixy who only cares about anime and surface level cultural things like shrines. There's so much emphasis on skincare in Korea that any average koreaboo would know how important it is. If she were into Korean culture it might have broken through more to her, plus there are a lot of very cutesy Korean skincare brands like Tonymoly whose packaging is adorable even if the brand isn't high end.

It kind of makes sense she never noticed the emphasis on skincare. Pixy has never been very interested in makeup and so it follows she wouldn't pay too much attention to skincare (although lots of women who don't wear much makeup are religious about their skin care routines). If she'd followed Japanese makeup trends I think she would have inevitably stumbled across skincare.


I'm pretty sure the thread regs here all know better than to provoke Pixy, at least the posters. It never hurts to remind people not to do that kind of dumb shit though. Pixy doesn't need prodding to provide content, and she's also liable to shut down if pushed far enough.
 
Momo isn't thicc. She's fat. Let's call a spade a spade. When she started out she was thicc. What waist she now has comes courtesy of surgery, shooping and careful angles.
I wouldn't know. Saw pics of her years ago and haven't checked up on her since. I'll take your word on it.

But I'd still choose Momo over Pixy if it came down to that.
 
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Whoever this is that thinks their so funny, kindly jump off a cliff.
Seriously, idk if it’s lurkers here or long time followers on her FB but stop tipping Pixy.

She’s already going insane just fine on her own without weens messaging her dumb shit to get her riled.
 
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Whoever this is that thinks their so funny, kindly jump off a cliff.
That's pretty fragile behavior for a "man". And if she's soooo upset with being called a woman, why is her name still "Sarah" on whatever social media platform this is?

It's little things like that that make me wonder how serious she is at being Ashton? My guess is she wants to still be associated with being Pixyteri but doesn't want people to refer to her as that because she's totally 100% male. Only her penis is inside her body like all penises are...

... no wait... that's your gall bladder. Never mind.

Nope, just the all natural stinkditch. we've seen it.
And we're all that much more traumatized for it.
 
That's pretty fragile behavior for a "man". And if she's soooo upset with being called a woman, why is her name still "Sarah" on whatever social media platform this is?

It's little things like that that make me wonder how serious she is at being Ashton? My guess is she wants to still be associated with being Pixyteri but doesn't want people to refer to her as that because she's totally 100% male. Only her penis is inside her body like all penises are...

... no wait... that's your gall bladder. Never mind.


And we're all that much more traumatized for it.

She claims her name is still Sarah on social media because Debbie would lose her shit if she changed it, which I'm sure is true. It doesn't make a lot of sense because she's doing all the visible things at home (binding, the short hair, the clothes) anyway, and she's constantly bringing up her name being Ashton now on her facebook, when she knows that Debbie reads it sometimes and even posts replies sometimes.

That still doesn't explain why it took her so long to actually use a male name after she began to claim she was trans. I've said it before but the name is usually the first and easiest step people make when they transition, especially if it's a name (like Ashton) that is somewhat gender-neutral.


She really doesn't understand how anatomy or being intersex works. She pretty clearly hasn't done a lick of reading on the subject and just thinks that it works exactly like anime, where a dick can magically be inside of you and can magically come out. I'm not at all an expert on the subject but it's something that I've touched on in biology at uni and I know some basic info about, which I'll put here in case anyone's interested.

There are four different basic categories when it comes to intersex people.

1) XY intersex, where you have male chromosomes but you either have fucked up junk (like underformed/missing testes and an underformed penis), or female genitals. There are lots of potential medical issues/complications with this.

2) XX intersex, where you have female chromosomes and you have some internal female sexual organs like ovaries but you have male genitalia. There are fewer complications with this presentation compared to XY.

3) Complex/undetermined intersex disorders, where the internal and external sex organs are correctly aligned but the person suffers from issues with sexual development, sex hormones and other sex-linked things.

4) True gonadal intersex, where you have gonadal and ovarian tissue (which is sometimes ovarian tissue contained in testes or can be in the form of the person having testies and ovaries, usually one of each). It's quite flexible in terms of chromosomes (you can have XY, XX or even both), and in terms of genital presentation (which could be male, female or ambiguous).

Note that none of these categories contain 'external female genitalia with internal male genitalia'. What Pixy is describing doesn't fit any of these categories and isn't something that happens in human biology.
 
Some trans people put a modicum of thought into their new names rather than jumping right to “Aiden” or “Tatiana Glitter Arrivederci Smith-Jones” while changing their appearance, clothes, hair, etc. Caitlyn Jenner was looking less manly for years before that magazine cover. So I don’t think it’s weird our fave isn’t following the order of events some of the trans people we’re used to do. (Not that I buy that PT is trans)
 
She claims her name is still Sarah on social media because Debbie would lose her shit if she changed it, which I'm sure is true. It doesn't make a lot of sense because she's doing all the visible things at home (binding, the short hair, the clothes) anyway, and she's constantly bringing up her name being Ashton now on her facebook, when she knows that Debbie reads it sometimes and even posts replies sometimes.
That part makes sense at least. It's still retarded but it makes sense.

She really doesn't understand how anatomy or being intersex works. She pretty clearly hasn't done a lick of reading on the subject and just thinks that it works exactly like anime, where a dick can magically be inside of you and can magically come out. I'm not at all an expert on the subject but it's something that I've touched on in biology at uni and I know some basic info about, which I'll put here in case anyone's interested.
That part isn't the thing that I'm wondering about. It's maybe she's seen pictures of her cervix and from the inside it can look a little like the head of a penis especially if it's a little inflamed and we all know she never used to clean off her sex toys or take proper care of herself by bathing and making sure everything is clean. So when she says her penis is inside of her that could be what she's talking about. Gimme my rainbows if necessary but she knows nothing of anatomy. The clitoris is an embryonic penis. In women it stays as it is, and it men it develops into a penis. It could be an anime thing but I've never wanted to see futanari stuff so I wouldn't really know.

All I do know is Pixy is an idiot in more ways than one and she desperately needs some psychological counseling.
 
That part makes sense at least. It's still retarded but it makes sense.


That part isn't the thing that I'm wondering about. It's maybe she's seen pictures of her cervix and from the inside it can look a little like the head of a penis especially if it's a little inflamed and we all know she never used to clean off her sex toys or take proper care of herself by bathing and making sure everything is clean. So when she says her penis is inside of her that could be what she's talking about. Gimme my rainbows if necessary but she knows nothing of anatomy. The clitoris is an embryonic penis. In women it stays as it is, and it men it develops into a penis. It could be an anime thing but I've never wanted to see futanari stuff so I wouldn't really know.

All I do know is Pixy is an idiot in more ways than one and she desperately needs some psychological counseling.

She claimed that at some point doctors were going to remove the male parts. Makes me wonder if she just got a stern warning about the condition of her cervix and equated it with her "They were going to remove my penis/I'm a futanari" delusion.
 
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