Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[lolcow yoghurt]

My face when I ratio a transphobe.

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Spoiler: With Audio

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Source from @Solid Hyrax

I haven't checked the thread for a while. Oh, what an ugly creature is it. It looks very, very retarded. It looks deformed.

 

[AnOminous]

Luke's planning to debate some nobody tankie now, purportedly.

What is there even to debate with a mumbling semiconscious retard whose only notable feature is he cut his dick off?

 

[Brutality]

What a pathetic existence he's been reduced to after his Holy War. I'd watch his streams but his content is just absolute dogshit, his Discord server has gotten me more laughs than Lucas himself has for the past while

Waiting for the day he's absolutely sloshed on stream like Ralph and says something that completely alienates a significant chunk of his own viewerbase

 

[F13 Key]

I know this has been a feature of most of his streams, but it only just hit me that Lucas' streams are him talking about Twitter drama or politics or being a tranny while playing a video game. Goddamn that's retarded and lazy.

It doesn't get mentioned enough, but one of the most infuriating things about his streams is how it's him playing video games badly. This last stream was him playing that raft game and essentially just running around back and forth in a circle for two hours, or doing the same thing in Minecraft, or before that Breath of the Wild. It's maddening watching him fuck up at the simplest games over and over. He should do a partnership with whatever company produces Evony: The King's Return.

 

[Kees H]

It doesn't get mentioned enough, but one of the most infuriating things about his streams is how it's him playing video games badly. This last stream was him playing that raft game and essentially just running around back and forth in a circle for two hours, or doing the same thing in Minecraft, or before that Breath of the Wild. It's maddening watching him fuck up at the simplest games over and over. He should do a partnership with whatever company produces Evony: The King's Return.

He already sucks at playing videogames, and when he's busy "debating" (aka having assburgers style spergouts about people being le offensive transphobes) his brain is busy how he can flip the debate as soon as he is losing it to try to spin it into some "zomg transphobia" arguments. This is why he's running around for hours in the same game for 4 hours doing nothing in the game. The HRT has rotted his brain to the point he can't process any other information during one of his "debates".

 

[Procrastinhater]

Can you imagine how pissed Keffals is at these replies? This is not the fanbase he feels entitled to. Hilarious. Deep, deep narcissistic injury dealt.

I think Lucas is deep down as disgusted by the weird fucking ugly troons he has for fans as us, thats why he has no problem lying and scamming them out of thousands.
Lucas is a fucking arrested development, black pilled /pol/ tier shitlord, I wouldn't be surprised if he looked at these pictures of his AGP weirdo fans and feels nothing but contempt, but he has to pretend they are uwu valid, thats why he's so bitter and angry.

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

It doesn't get mentioned enough, but one of the most infuriating things about his streams is how it's him playing video games badly. This last stream was him playing that raft game and essentially just running around back and forth in a circle for two hours, or doing the same thing in Minecraft, or before that Breath of the Wild. It's maddening watching him fuck up at the simplest games over and over. He should do a partnership with whatever company produces Evony: The King's Return.

Now that you say it, I remember posts about him taking like an hour to figure out shrine puzzles in BotW back from when I was lurking and registrations were closed. The shrine puzzles, which are little physics puzzles made for literal 10 year olds. Nice to see the decade-plus of HRT is making him stupider.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Now he's pinned an ultimatum to the video. "Admit you lied or else I'll just keep making more videos and giving you attention!!!"

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It's astounding how stupid these people are.

George is an attention whore who likes to pick fights with leftists more prominent and more stupid than him to capitalize on the not so small niche of leftists who hate mainstream lefty YouTube.

Even if keffals issued an apology he would just use that to make his next video, because he's just baiting for content.

It's pretty funny how they always fall for the bait too. Lolcow on Lolcow violence never disappoints.

 

[grapeshark77]

Keffals is bleeding Twitch and Twitter followers and not gaining any on Youtube. I only mention this because Twitter is currently on one of the biggest bot banning sprees I've ever seen, to the point that normal users are noticing it - he's already lost over 100 more today and it's still early. At this point it's just a house of cards with bots/gifted Twitch subs from a couple of people.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

George is an attention whore who likes to pick fights with leftists more prominent and more stupid than him to capitalize on the not so small niche of leftists who hate mainstream lefty YouTube.

Even if keffals issued an apology he would just use that to make his next video, because he's just baiting for content.

It's pretty funny how they always fall for the bait too. Lolcow on Lolcow violence never disappoints.

In the comments to that latest video former Keffals mod Soulio appears and someone else claiming Keffals racism'd him. Also a bunch of comments claiming Keffals already brought this up again in a stream last night.

 

[The Mist]

My big ask is why would Nick Deorio purposefully spread misinformation about Keffals newest adversary the day after Lucas made an ass of himself? Is it because Luke and Nick share a secret discord chat where they openly plan Gay-ops to benefit their shameless and unprincipled grifting?

That's a new low, even for DeOrio. The stank hole isn't worth it.

 

[Brutality]

Most of my discord showcases have been either people in Lucas' server or chats that have taken place in it, so today I thought I'd give something new, a voice call

such riveting and insightful conversations in the voice channel!

 

[Jack Awful]

FTFY

Fixed, apologize for misgendering

 

[Haramburger]

I know this has been a feature of most of his streams, but it only just hit me that Lucas' streams are him talking about Twitter drama or politics or being a tranny while playing a video game. Goddamn that's retarded and lazy.

It's more common now, partly because they believe you'll get both the commentary drama viewer and the gamer viewer, and be extra sticky to someone who's both. It's really just all commentators just actually being boring bad gamers and lazily slapping the two together. Turkey Tom did this with his Null interview, and the only good moment of that was when Null freaked out mid-sentence on a serious answer and went "Ahhh! Creeper!" Bits of the interview are interspersed with Tom searching for Null in-game, but that's the one moment both bits of content truly overlap, which is why it was edited into a highlight on the video.

Some of my favorite 10 year old videos like this are World of Warcraft's "Fishing with Crendor" series where he meets the people in game via shardhopping or alts and both player characters fish in the game together while doing a interview for 2 hours. It comes from an overlap of passions, but it's pretty lazy looking now.

 

[Punished Neco]

Summary of the 28th January Late Night Multi stream [A] (I watched on x2 speed and thankfully was able to skip large portions of it due to it just being Keffals sitting in silence as videos play in the corner, otherwise I'd never do one for a stream this long)

• Keffals was once again multi streaming to both Youtube and Twitch even though it breaks their Twitch partner contract, knowingly admits they know it's against the contract but 'what's the worst they're going to do? departner me?' stating how they're kind of sick of Twitch and so will continue to multi stream.
• "I'm going to Twitchcon twice this year, Paris and wherever in the US" (Unless Twitch bans me for multi streaming)
• Keffals reacts to BadImpanada's latest video and finally admits "I will say whatever for money and clout"
• Chat then immediately supports this and sends $250 in donations and at least 38 gifted T1 subscriptions, including a further 20 from FarLeftShark (Which is at least 30 confirmed tier 1's this month minimum) these all came in a 5 minute window and whilst Empanada's video was playing
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• They then congratulate themselves on owning BadEmpanada by giving Keffals their money. I'm sure grateful for idiots like Enpanada who continuously help Keffals continue this grift by giving them content and debate partners.
• Bee continues to be weird in the chat, Keffals doesn't even address this question, reminder that Bee recently revealed that they're too fat to get bottom surgery done, so this question is doubly perplexing (censored words appear to be 'Orgasm').
  

Keffals ended the stream by editing out the name of the person from the DM posted to Twitter asking for Keffals to squash their head with his thighs using MS Paint and I'm not even going to go further as I refuse to archive the Twitter account of the user "Futa Mommy", it is unholy and I've suffered enough.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

'Not joining the call= Stalin worse than Hitler'...
Keffals might end up getting the 'Ye' Treatment real soon.

"Stalin was worse than Hitler" isn't as controversial as he thinks... I mean, Stalin succeeded where Hitler failed at establishing a new regime.

 

[Pee Cola]

The entire point of the trans movement is to gaslight you into thinking these ugly men are attractive women that you want to have sex with.

You'd need to have Liz Fong-Jones' eyesight and at least one bottle of vodka onboard to find these abominations even vaguely attractive.

 

[Strangolapreti]

"Stalin was worse than Hitler" isn't as controversial as he thinks... I mean, Stalin succeeded where Hitler failed at establishing a new regime.

Stalin took advantage of what Lenin left, while Hitler built his regime by himself (and by blaming jews),
Also lucas saying anything positive about him is just begging George Orwell to come back as a vengeful spirit and finish the job that those drunk surgeons started.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Stalin took advantage of what Lenin left, while Hitler built his regime by himself (and by blaming jews),

Taking it from the hands of very capable and very ruthless people, then eliminating them all and stabilizing the regime is almost as impressive as building it from nothing.

 

[Kees H]

Cannot bring myself to watching Lucas, but he's at 171 viewers on Twitch and 233 on JewTube.

Breaking the Twitch partner programme is not really working for you, Lucas, just like taking down this site.